The Absolute State of America

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What the fuck is wrong with America to where the supposed automotive capitol of the world is literally ripping up its roads due to being poor?

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The Absolute State of Britain

Jesus christ I thought that was some kind of browser filter.

It's real. Holy shit.

Quintessentially British poetry:
Roses be red
violets be blue
dey don think i know how it be
but i do

>this is real
OP's thread is garbage, everyone find gold here. This whole site is hilarious, is pidgin literally Ebonics officialized?

Reads like Sam Hyde's jamaican voice

>returning paved roads to gravel
they actually do this?

Don't forget that Nick Campbell ended an episode with, "Inshallah."
Remember, Brits are paying for this whether they like it or not. God can't save the Queen if she worships allah.

mfw it became real

Dey dont be unnastandink us, wey language barrier be for dem?!?!?!?

If people can't fucking understand you, they wont listen. Dumb fucking niggers.

Why do marginalized races try to 'get back (draw attention)' and join the culture they're forced their way into by pissing everyone off?
It's beyond fucking belief. Let's show we can assimilate into an already fully functional society by being ignorant, demanding and just a plain nuisance. Gee, many smart. Such growth.

Goddamnit. Why can't they just say 'no' and deal with the backlash. Majority of the people wont give two shits.

> Pidgin is a valid language in some parts of the world
> The BBC serves the world, because we have an empire.
> American '''''''education''''''''''''''''' doesn't seem to cover any of those.

you don't have an empire anymore you just have a dozen island with no one living in it

It's not a valid language, it's just a used language.

Very different terms.

im fucking dying

Yes they do

>dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture

Won't be long before they need an English (US) version, with words not more than one syllable, and all concepts explained simply.
The 'science' section will be screened by the Firewall Against Youth Corruption, as will 99% of porn sites and any non-white house approved news source.

>notices his american baiting thread is failing
>n-no goys! americans are stupid! stupid goy americans!

> Someone's not rising to the anti-europe bait
> Must be OP
> BETTER CALL THEM AN AUTIST AND A JEW
> BETTER ATTACK OTHERS TO FORGET HOW MY COUNTRY IS FAILING

>Live in Newfoundland
>Too poor to even grind up our roads
>Too poor to fix them
>Roads are just being pulverized by commercial vehicles and snow plows in winter
>Welp, back to gravel roads soon I guess

I fucking hate replacing struts and shocks every 3 months

>neglect maintenance for decades because muh tax allergy
>build even more roads instead
>oh my god, how could our roads have fallen in such a state of disrepair? and why have we no money to get them back in order?
Literally Murrica getting what it deserves. The fucks have lived beyond their means for long enough now. If you want roads per capita than any other country in the world, then pay for them. They don't maintain themselves.

>b-but gubment should pay for them, and my taxes should also not change, and the rich shouldn't be taxed higher, but the gubment should still pay for them!

>michigan
Home of Detroit and Democrat money laundering
The money meant for the roads goes directly to organizations like the clinton foundation
Good thing places like Texas dont suffer from this shit

Read the above, fuckwit
You have no idea how much of our public funding goes straight to corrupt politicians
cbsnews.com/news/why-is-congress-a-millionaires-club/

>it's the corruption's and unions' fault that roads don't cost three fiddy per mile!

>Michigan
>full of black politicians
>surprised at Africa tier corruption and mismanagement

It quite literally is
But seeing as youre probably some eurocuck looking to troll im sure im wasting my time by replying

>make a reply saying I'm wasting my time replying

Imagine being this autistic

I didn't intend to have pidgin BBC be eurobait, just laughing at nignogs.

>making garbage-tier posts and threads
Imagine being this autistic.

>OP start's an anti-american bait thread
>his shit thread gets derailed by friendlyreminder-kun
>>better attack others to forget how my country is failing
Enjoy the trucks of peace, Londanistanian.
p.s. i miss u england

Easy on the carrots, Bugs.