You can have your dream car for free but if you do you girlfriend or wife grows a penis.
Would you do it?
You can have your dream car for free but if you do you girlfriend or wife grows a penis.
Would you do it?
jackpot.
so no one grows a penis?
what's the catch?
Jokes on you, I'm an unfuckable loser.
THATS EVEN BETTER HOLY SHIT I GET MY DOGE VIPER AND A FUCKING TRAP GF MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Laugh insanely while driving the NSX like a dumbass with a shit eating grin on my face. My left hand can't grow a penis
Jokes on you, Iḿ a mechanical engineering student.
I will enjoy having a Carrera GT or a twin turbo F-1 and a second dick on my right hand....
>tfw no gf
I feel like I win
Does this include waifus too?
This, OP is dumb
My gf already has a penis
>implying I have a gf
/thread
then gee tommy, you get two
Only if I get to chose the shape and certain characteristics of the penis.
Also, would like to add something to the premise: They grow a dick but they don't get depressed.
Magic can't fix knowing that being a tranny is cancer.
I already have 2 kids, wife with a benis still have that other hole, so no real loss here :D
I take the car.
can I become the girlfriend with or without the penis?
>implying I have a gf or wife.
Awwh, thanks.
>I get a brand new R32 GTR
>my girlfriend grows a dick a fulfills my futa fantasy
Yeah, but what's the downside?
...
I get my Kia Picanto and my gf is now a trap?
What a day.
Gf already has benis, wat do?
If I don't have a gf or wife, can I turn into a girl?
fpbp
>become a qt
>get nice car
You know, doesn't sound too bad
You know if you stand far enough back the Picanto badge deadset looks like it says "placenta"
Can't fucking unsee it
>op doesnt understand how great this would be
>tfw you are the peniswife
Can I still have my Saleen s7?
Does she get to keep the vagina? Because a hermaphrodite sounds hot as fuck.
I knew not having a girlfriend would pay off.
It doubles in size
Please no
My GF already has a penis.
Mostly because he's not my GF.
Can I still have a 1st Gen MR2?
>wife/gf
ofc not.
i can afford my dream car anyway :^)
But...but...but...
Technically she is still a woman, it just happens that one day she grew a dick, is not like she'll develop a beard or start gaining muscle over night, just a small, femenine benis.
>implying it won't be bigger than yours
win-win
tfw no qt aryan trap wife
What if my girlfriend is actually a boyfriend pretending to be a girl?
Will this ploy confuse the Veeky Forums gods and turn him into a her instead?
You know exactly where you are. You know the answer to this question already.
>free 2009 Honda Civic and a qt trap gf
EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ME
If no GF, does this mean I gain a GF with a penis and the car?
This right here, as long as its a nice and feminine penis
>feminine penis
A big clit?
Literally just dump the girl and keep the car plus marriage is for fools
No, like a penis, but feminine.
Dream car is a Mustang so win win.
I would do it even if I didn't get my dream car.
>Gf
So I get a free Rimac? Nice having no GF.
I have a boyfriend, and I'm bi. I think this works out in my favor.
But my girlfriend has a penis. Does she grow an extra? And can she monetise that by starring in weird porn?
Hell yeah.
>ITT: OP is a huge faggot
>letting your girlfriend do porn
Degenerate.
relevant
Time to suck that dick, I suppose.