You can have your dream car for free but if you do you girlfriend or wife grows a penis

You can have your dream car for free but if you do you girlfriend or wife grows a penis.


Would you do it?

jackpot.

so no one grows a penis?

what's the catch?

Jokes on you, I'm an unfuckable loser.

THATS EVEN BETTER HOLY SHIT I GET MY DOGE VIPER AND A FUCKING TRAP GF MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Laugh insanely while driving the NSX like a dumbass with a shit eating grin on my face. My left hand can't grow a penis

Jokes on you, Iḿ a mechanical engineering student.
I will enjoy having a Carrera GT or a twin turbo F-1 and a second dick on my right hand....

>tfw no gf

I feel like I win

Does this include waifus too?

This, OP is dumb

My gf already has a penis

>implying I have a gf

/thread

then gee tommy, you get two

Only if I get to chose the shape and certain characteristics of the penis.

Also, would like to add something to the premise: They grow a dick but they don't get depressed.

Magic can't fix knowing that being a tranny is cancer.

I already have 2 kids, wife with a benis still have that other hole, so no real loss here :D
I take the car.

can I become the girlfriend with or without the penis?

>implying I have a gf or wife.

Awwh, thanks.

>I get a brand new R32 GTR
>my girlfriend grows a dick a fulfills my futa fantasy

Yeah, but what's the downside?

...

I get my Kia Picanto and my gf is now a trap?
What a day.

Gf already has benis, wat do?

If I don't have a gf or wife, can I turn into a girl?

fpbp

>become a qt
>get nice car

You know, doesn't sound too bad

You know if you stand far enough back the Picanto badge deadset looks like it says "placenta"

Can't fucking unsee it

>op doesnt understand how great this would be

>tfw you are the peniswife

Can I still have my Saleen s7?

Does she get to keep the vagina? Because a hermaphrodite sounds hot as fuck.

I knew not having a girlfriend would pay off.

It doubles in size

Please no

My GF already has a penis.
Mostly because he's not my GF.
Can I still have a 1st Gen MR2?

>wife/gf

ofc not.

i can afford my dream car anyway :^)

But...but...but...

Technically she is still a woman, it just happens that one day she grew a dick, is not like she'll develop a beard or start gaining muscle over night, just a small, femenine benis.

>implying it won't be bigger than yours

win-win

tfw no qt aryan trap wife

What if my girlfriend is actually a boyfriend pretending to be a girl?
Will this ploy confuse the Veeky Forums gods and turn him into a her instead?

You know exactly where you are. You know the answer to this question already.

>free 2009 Honda Civic and a qt trap gf

EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ME

If no GF, does this mean I gain a GF with a penis and the car?

This right here, as long as its a nice and feminine penis

>feminine penis
A big clit?

Literally just dump the girl and keep the car plus marriage is for fools

No, like a penis, but feminine.

Dream car is a Mustang so win win.

I would do it even if I didn't get my dream car.

>Gf

So I get a free Rimac? Nice having no GF.

I have a boyfriend, and I'm bi. I think this works out in my favor.

But my girlfriend has a penis. Does she grow an extra? And can she monetise that by starring in weird porn?

Hell yeah.

>ITT: OP is a huge faggot

>letting your girlfriend do porn
Degenerate.

relevant

Time to suck that dick, I suppose.