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>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
runescape.wikia.comwiki/Update:Game_updates
>Latest Patch Notes
services.runescape.com/m=forum/forums.ws?15,16,803,65903630
>BTS
services.runescape.com/m=news/the-month-ahead--may-2017?jptg=ia&jptv=community_news
>Menaphos update [June 5th]
runescape.com/info/menaphos
>Menaphos stream #2:
youtube.com/watch?v=En1tm8U6_TQ

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things that should be sold as notes:
slayer gems
limestone bricks
yak hides

>it's a "fc talks politics" night

honestly fuck off

Reroll troll task or just do it? Bear in mind I don't have a ton of slayer points.

no.

If your defense are good, just pop aggressive potion and afk it quickly.

Is crystal pickaxe getting removed for the mining rework?

Could anyone here possibly give me a hand with the karamja tasks? I just need to kill someone in the fight pit to finish hards.

Would be much appreciated.

pm "zanash"

>granite legs

what the fuck happened

what's that drop, like 250 gp?

what happened was that your y-axis is shit

Jagex price controls are too stronk so they have to manually adjust shit all the time.

yeah, but they don't even buy on ge for 1.5m

May 19: 38038
May 18: 38493
April 19: 38066
March 19: 37715
February 19: 37216

Nothing happened.

nobody sells them because they're a rare drop from a monster that nobody kills

or don't, I guess

>Sliske's Memegame
>8+ hours blind
>at least 2.5+ hours while following a guide
>nothing interesting to do, just go through copypaste maze withbraindead puzzles that pad time even more
>muh lore snippets that always amounts to a gay bird racing you
>actual battle is only 10mins and if the maze was cut whole quest would be 15-20 mins long at most
>someone looked at this and thought "yeah, this is good design"

I'm using a t80 ranged weapon, do I just stick with this thing until 99 or do I somehow get a t90?

I'm very poor.

>someone looked at this and said "wait, this is awful"
>Raven overruled them and said to launch it anyway

Get shadow glaives and learn araxxor

I seriously hope that you're talking about royal c'bow, if so just stick with and farm qbd until you get glaives, followed asc, and finally nox.

Dailies + Slayer cannet you a t90 easily, if you don't have the gumption for Rax.
Alternatively, Glaives are a good alternative until you can use t90s. Learn bosses like QBD, GWD2 etc. with them, until you feel confident enough to take on spooder.

sorry didnt see the reply

You could also try posting your IGN and have people pm you.

Let's take things back to 2006, the simple days, oh how I wish I could return to the excitement of roaming the lands unsure of what I'd find. On this one fine day, I'd returned home from school and I was excited to see what adventures I could get up to, I opened up my slow clogged up internet explorer, I waited for the 8 toolbars to load fully before moving on to load up the game. I am greeted by the login screen, excited as I am, I rapidly type my username and password in, I wanted to get online as soon as possible.

After what felt like a split second, I'm online, I log in. There I stand in the cow field with my iron shield, steel sword and whatever junk armour I'd found on my previous adventures... I head to the north side of the field where the cows have a bigger spawn count, maxing out my combat exp and also money per hour due to the bones and beef I would loot. A few tiicks of running I saw something that... That I hadn't ever expected, but I was excited.

Where was I? Oh yea, I remember now. So anyway, I saw something that caught my eye, and I liked it. A character in blue wizard robes, an iron longsword and what seemed to be an anti-dragon shield, it was beautiful. I couldn't help but enjoy her long pink hair, the way her amulet of magic glared against the sun and in to the desert which lay beside. Why was I feeling this way? It was a whole new experience for me.

I right click her, revealing her beautiful name. Qutiedoll. I remember the name like it was yesterday, and for good reason too, I want to talk to her, I want to say hey, but I'm nervous. My palms become sweatty as I lower my mouse to click follow. I do it. I clicked it. Now I run behind her and it's too late to back out, I can't follow a cute player and then just run away - I have to do this!

upvoted

What's he thinking, /rsg/?

"I wonder if poop soup would taste good."

"Hey, I like your outfit, it's pretty cool!" I said to her, I probably should have been more blunt so not to seem as interested, but I couldn't help myself, I couldn't handle or hold back the feelings I have for this person I have never spoken to in my life, why would she even reply to me? I'm not strong, I don't have great stats. I'm just explring this world like every other player around.

After what felt like hours, she replied. "Thanks, u 2 :)", Wow. Did... Did she actually reply to me? Was she just trying to be nice? Was she even being honest with me? Back then I didn't understand sarcasm so that could have also been something to think about, I was very confused, my heart started to beat a little, just like a set of drums being tested by a never before instrument player.

"So what're you up to?" I replied, and within 6-7 seconds she'd replied "Just killing some cows, didn't expect to see such a strong man here hehe :p" Oh my? Is.. she? Okay. I have to go through with this now, after all I did start this by following her, complimenting her, showing interest. Maybe she is being serious about me being strong? Or looking strong at least, I mean...

I wanted to take it further, I put down my shield and placed my hand upon her shoulder, "You think I'm strong? Maybe I am, you'll have to find out some time ;)" my heart rushing with blood, my pulse beating faster than the speed of light, I almost felt like I were floating in space, you know the feeling? I gently stroked her shoulder, moving my hand down on to to her elbow.

"W..what are you doing?" she asked. "I thought... you would ugh. I just-" she stopped me mid way, her hand leans towards me, gripping my big biceps I'd gained from this very cow field where we met, my 6 strength, which equals to around 60 inches of pure bicep mass, I knew it would become useful one day. So anyway, her hand grip me, she looks in to my eyes, my nervous body shakes.

hi r*ddit

Go on...

I put my hand on hers and I guide her down my body, rubbing her hand against my thighs, moving closer and closer. I drop to my knees, she follows me down. Her hand slides between the waist band of my bronze platelegs, she gently rub her sweet cow-blood full hands over my penis, I start to breathe faster and faster.

My hand lifts up her blue wizard robe top, I feel her body tense up and harden as I guide my hands through the robe top upon her breasts. They were beautiful, not too big, not too small, just right. Just what every guy wants, or, well, what I want. My fingers touch the tips of her uncut diamond nipples, I pinch and squeeze at them, she groans quietly in my direction.

I can't take this any more, I need her, I want her, I crave her ever so much. I pull her on to me, her robes hit against my bronze armour, I rip down her blue wizard robe skirt and pull her closer to me, grinding against her. I feel myself getting hard, I'd explored these lands but I wanted to explore the sea beneath, under the blue sky of robes.

>uncut diamond nipples

reminder

>uncut diamond nipples

"Uncut diamond nipples" in response to

espeon is a giant fag who thinks he's top shit 'cause he's top 1000. elitist prick. logs out with the ava all the time too.

What exactly am I looking at?
He sold the name but the guy didn't pay?

>"Zanik nipples"

>horde pokemon names to resell which is against the rule
>bought 200m gp with real world cash which is gainst the rules

Oh
The way the picture is made makes it look like he sold the name for 200m

Got my first rax kill fifteen minutes ago, feels so good man

brudders... i'm home

@

what are some little things in this game that really just tick you off and upset you?
for me, it's that my favorite f2p world became a brazilian server. when they put having a third favorite world in all those years ago, i went to make that my third favorite, but i couldn't because of the switch. it's not a super big deal i guess but i'm still really pissed.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
I MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS I'M FADING AWAY
I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

I MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS I'M FADING AWAY
I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Jews run the economy at the detriment to everyone else
Many things sell in shops that aren't stackable but should be
combo runes have a 50% failure rate to craft, require a talisman to craft or else you'll need a necklace and cast a spell every load you make and there's not much payoff for it despite the runes costing way too much
using magic in this game requires inventory space that could be utilized better unless you buy a pouch that should be free to begin with
there's no reason to use gem bolts in almost any circumstance and even the useful ones aren't good anymore past their level tier especially since ruby ones don't proc on most bosses
why is the t92 sword and bow worse than the t90s
who keeps falling for the "everyone gets 100m for going to Youtube" phishing scam?
why are so many of these quest and minigame rewards garbage and why isn't jagex looking at rebalancing them or making them more worthwhile so people actually do/use them
what happened to cool costumes as in-game rewards now that the jew cash shop was implemented
why is thieving pre-level 96 so garbage
all the profit in the game has migrated to bossing and slayer and skilling isn't worth doing besides quest requirements or autism

meme

youtube.com/watch?v=665ZSNujaRo

D..did you make this user?

yes

@ w42 prif still if you want an autograph

*blocks your path*

>tfw have done probably 200+ tasks since gemstone dragons release
>not a single task yet

>too autistic for the pinnacle of autism

Should I kms?

blocking with two swords?
HA!

good luck with that

Holy shit, after fifteen (15)[XV] years of rarely playing RS, my quest log is finally empty.

This feeling is fucking serene.
I feel like the general enjoyment of quests has been going up and up.
The final confrontation with Sliske in "Sliske's Endgame" was actually something that had a good amount of tension built up, especially after his "The mask is off" moment in Kindred spirits.
The feeling when you finally get to go full Texas on that memelords ass was divine.
The fights were some real tooth grinding for "low" combat character, I keep wondering how much easier the whole thing might've been with better support skills to get overloads, soulsplit, etc.

But yeah, I'm just gonna post my blog here and state how good it feels to have a quest point cape dangling.
What is the next casual tier enjoyment I can pull outta RS? Getting first skill to 99 (Slayer or Constitution?) will happen eventually so not gonna rush for those.

mornin' Gielinor

youtube.com/watch?v=PAu4TajHYLk

youtu.be/dDRHx4cPgbE

what did he mean by this

when are they going to fix all the horrendous clipping with equipment?

Literally never

yes
give me ur stufs first

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't do ripper demons

point and laugh at them

>There are inefficient plebeians in this thread who do ripper demons and ruin their combat/slayer xp ratios

>722k xp/h for 1 hour

wow, game breaker

ok

whats your ign?

lets raid osrs

>dagannoth afk task early in the morning
Sweet.

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who play Runescape and don't just afk so hard it's pretty much an idle game while they play other games instead.

That's how generals get banned, no thanks.

Fuck off

At this point I'm starting to think it'd be for the better

dagmask
dagger mouth kings
x 2 dragon hats

thank me later

>tfw someone on your friend list PMs you and you have no idea who they are anymore

every time

>tfw someone not on your friends list Pms you and asks if you remember them
It's fucking stupid that you can't see a full list of their previous names

LOL

wtf hahahahaha X DDDDDDDDD

I feel like swallowing sulfuric acid.

swallow this

*unzips*

It doesn't take much to be reddit popular does it?

>Runegame wiki
>At 99 fishing you can average 120 rocktails an hour
>Me, a professional
>Catches 247 rocktails in an hour of playing Super Mario RPG

Many of the stats on the wiki are extremely outdated

just being a drawfag is enough to make you popular in any runescape community
remember when some people here sucked off that guy who drew horrible rs porn
I don't even remember his name anymore

>tfw spend half of my playtime on uncharted isles
it's just so comfy and afk, I can listen to music or read mango while training efficiently

this never happened
he has been afk at the fair for weeks
should i report him is this a 'bug'?

runescape lacks good artists really. we have two here and one is lewds and the other does concept art kinda stuff.
so the fact we get any art content is good enough for most people

have auto loading royal cannon now
havent cannoned since back before whips became garbage

where should i go test this beast out?

Dark beasts

get a bunch of alts, and make a windmill of friendship out of cannons with the royal one at the center

I use cannon at edimmus, thats about it

>killing acheron mammoths
>see someone there for the first time
>praying ranged with full zaros anima core armor
>still dodging ranged attacks despite having ranged pray
>spam eating food because hes taking full melee damage
>only killed 2 or 3 mammoths before leaving

what was his plan?

Probably the first time there
Seeing how it works

seems a waste to use my fancy new toy in a dank dark cave

they would all have to quest though ):

i dont think i even have eddy moose unlocked yet

maybe i can cannon the mammoths and run around like a madman trying to stay alive

seriously though this thing looks like it was meant to hurt vorago

did i just spot you at HAPPY HOUR?

That's a lot of islands

No, I don't do fayre

>OSRS has better raids than RS3

why is this allowed?

Both games have shit tier raids, stop posting.

>Raids
>Can be easily soloed