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first for boypussy

When do the GOOD teams play?

I hate tagalog so much

why did faceless swap jabs to 4, black to mid, and xy to safelane?

Why do tournaments keep getting LD to come cast? He's fucking awful.

Who thought it was a good idea to let everyone listen to these pinoy casters screaming?

whens she hosting ?

nth for top ten most sad anime deaths

getting cancer is now the requirement for becoming relevant again

She's employed full time by blizzard now, so never.

nth for our ogre

scheduled for 5:40 local time

i wish ayesee were alive to see those hammer drops

wtf, why are dotards so gay?

Our ogre is angry about yesterday

did they kiss?

What the hell happened to him, I miss him

I know there's esports and all but is ixmike88 autistic?

leddit loves him, even though he hasn't improved at all in years. In fact, he's even worse now

Reminder

"Clutch" gamers

what do you think?

>that hamplanet at the back

worked for twitch and then got fired for being a creep iirc
which is ironic considering twitch staff is full of creeps

He works at twich fulltime now while complaining about not giving tips to waiters.

why won't esports doturds pick me :3 ):

"being a creep"
what does this mean

Means he ran up a lane then got last hit

I don't remember exactly, but there was some twitter drama about him harassing women or something

Literally nothing happened

He still works at twitch

>Every single one of these epicenters

Black may be washed up but he can always fuck some seamonkies

It's like a chad but ugly one

>ayesee was heard on multiple occasions shouting "THE HAMMER IS DROPPED" inside the staff bathroom by coworkers walking by

because Drow is my waifu for laifu and she pure and faithful to me only!

lmao Tilt Gamers, what a fucking embarassment.

I want to see brood played in a pro game

Or Brewmaster

Just someone a bit memey

Ayesee is handsome though. I saw him in vegas during the first d2l and he's great-looking in person.

who's this discount chink that always talks like he just did a bong hit

Soe is gonna be such an ultrahot stern middle aged woman

Why the fuck are people so autistic when it comes to BB?
It always seems like people just blatantly refuse to build HH or silvers, and they end up getting shit on by quill spam as they attack into his back. Its even worse when viva peru comes into fucking play.

it's true man

i want goblin technicians tbqh

havent played in three years, lf someone to be a supportslut for

ive been watching videos so i cant be that bad right

Secret picked brood yesterday and won.

>CG didnt prove themselves
>FL never won a LAN
>TNC created the new meta and clashing with the GOOD teams
SEA DIRECT INVITE SECURED

>Shining shirt
based

hmm...today i learned that the one female in dota epsorts is a cancer whore

>just play with cheats enabled and spawn a 5550 gold item at the start of the game bro!

BadTerrorblade

what does lumi mean when he keeps referring to the "clutch gamer"?

all she literally did was say she would be missing some lans she was originally going to so that she can get treatment for her cancer

F A M Z O N E

Trigger warning: women in esports

Do you like anime

Fucking how?

I'd fuck that fish

>those commercials

When is my boy Artour playing?

thats not what i heard in the very last thread

i feel bad for lumi somtimes
i think he came to america right at the stage of his development when he was starting to become a naturalized mandarin speaker, but then he's thrust into an english classroom as like a 9 year old or some shit, never speaks in mandarin again, but it's already too late for him to learn to speak english properly.

So, he just goes on, doomed to forget 90% of his mandarin cursed to speak broken English for the rest of his life

h-hot

The absolute madmen!
The peenoys actually managed to sexualize tendies

>no cute naga gf

oh you mean the part where some mad neckbeard spouted a load of easily verifiable lies about her exploiting her condition for money

after this bo3

>kelly HAD to be front and center

Remember, even the neets in pinoyland are chads

>the one and only Naga cosplayer in the history of Dota
>you will never get to caress that soft Naga tummy
>you will never kiss those perfect slithereen lips

fucking end me pls

Troll won it in 25 minutes, but brood was technically in the game so it counts.

My gf on the right

the GOAT is playing in 2 hours time

who is kelly?

MOST POWERFUL RACE

she looks ugly af you retards

That means you're a girl too!

meanwhile we're going to see another selection of fight here

>tfw no one to support all day with my boypussy and have them spoil me with CM cosmetics

feels bad man

youtube.com/watch?v=kJxLCPk7hmU

She literally brought it up for 5 minutes while streaming and said she would have to miss a few lans because of it. That's all she did
Reddit blew up about it though, so the guy from the other thread probably is accrediting their overreaction as sheever's doing somehow

>load up dota
>play a game
>realize my team is full of brain dead shitters.
why do I even bother.

YOU PROBABLY STILL FIND MAMALS ATTRACTIVE! DELETE THIS YOU STUPID APE!

>we will get to see Sumail absolutely shitstomp the best chink mid
man this is going to be great

I get the feeling you don't fuck fish user

she's a fucking woman and she has cancer jesus christ you stupid fucking libtard she clearly got it on purpose so she could rake in easy bucks from the stupid neets that are CLEARLY giving her money because they think she'll fuck them or something like that

lick her pussy you dumb roastie worshipers beta losers

>we are back to BB DP Razor TI4 meta

Dotards? I thought everyone hated TI4.

>play against an enigma
>they rush blink first item
I love free wins

I liked that one with void and skywrath

Is Envy vs Puppy the greatest anime fight in history?

Just watched the VOD. So glad for my boy. Anime wins, as it always does.

Everyone loved TI4 until they realized the Chinese teams were doing way better. When EG got stomped in 10 minutes, mad westfags rioted like hell

At least this time Razor fights, as opposed to just pushing and hoping he doesn't die before his ult finishes

>tfw all this time, even before it became huge, all these women were getting breast cancer on purpose for attention

But Maybe is stuck on some shitty tier 2 team, user.

do you wanna wear cute socks and rub cocks? ^_^

I miss hard carry morph

I always wondered why razor was even meta back then, he was underpowered and seemed to lose most of his games.

DOTARD~!!!~
anime makes you better at dota :3

10 times better than the faggy Alchemist illusion spam that's been going on for way too long now