/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>How do you organize your friendlist?
I don't have any.

Also, if you save it as a jpg, it's going to be much smaller.

with simple images that only have 4 colors or so png is very optimized
jpg loses a lot of quality in mspaint, but in other programs they can keep a lot of quality

Why do you care what size the file is?

so I was mowing the lawn and the muffler fuckin exploded off.
nearly gave me a heart attack
how is your day so far, /tf2g/?

Please stop using this guy's art. It's really an eyesore and has such an obnoxious style.

size matters, user

i kinda like it.

When is Team Fortress 2 going to be updated with a good update and not a sellout update?

hey friend, your post has nothing to do with this thread and your tripcode is uncessary

>good update
user

yes?

never

yeah valve sucks

>I'm new and need to flex my muscles
Fuck off back to /dsg/.

What are you talking about? TF2 has not had a good update in quite some time!

How do I play with you fags?

you dont
fuck off

play mixes in europe and we might eventually play against each other one day

>defending tripfags
lol
I've been going to tf2g off and on since a bit after the uber update, tripfags have always shit up the thread.

Please don't bully the Yegg.

This art is cute.

The Loose Cannon is the most skill based grenade launcher. Not only do you need to aim pipes, you need to time the fuse to get those double donks

That doesn't make it worth using. The damage bonus is so miniscule that it'd be easier to just pill the guy 2-3 times

Too bad it's completely inconsistent and the amount of skill required to play it properly doesn't make up for the theoretical minuscule dps increase if you hit all double donks.
The knockback is noice tho.

haha gnna gnna grrr (laser sounds)

The new knockback is basically a mini stun, it just keeps you in place, stopping you dead in your tracks
I miss ye old "2fort balcony-to-balcony" knockback the LC and scorch had

>old LC knockback
I've played against someone who was good at using it once.
I don't think i've seen a single enemy that round, was too busy keep getting knocked back to the previous point

>win while defending
>"lol camper"
???!?!?!??!

It's also completely unfair.
It both stops you from moving and can 1 shot 125 health classes. If you just spam it chances are you will get a double donk because the timing is glitchy as fuck. As long as you hit them with the ball you have basically fucked them

anyone that uses tryhard as an insult is a 10 year old who also says "let me win"
prove me wrong

I guess if you ever encounter someone who can actually aim the DH, you're getting an aneurysm

where do i find a good community server full of regulars and normal people
im tired of getting rolled and having to carry retards every game
i want to see some good players make plays for themselves for once

how do i stop losing every scout vs scout i get into
help

l2aim scrubington

The DH doesn't stun you. If you get hit its your fault

teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_bigshavedbear.mp3

The cannon also doesn't stun you.

...

It doesn't. A stun is what happens, if you get hit by a the sandman ball.

Stop wearing cosmetics.
Disable hats.
Disable unusual effects.

im going to organize a small Tf2 tournament with 4 teams
i want each team to fight each other team at least once, and then the 2 teams with the most points fight for first place. the 2 other teams fight for 3rd place.

how is this system called technically?

the gay system

spherical swallow?

circular chickadee?

...

please serious response

>Terror
>Can still see a visible smile.

Team A lost against Team B, but won the other two games. Team B won against Team A and D, but lost against C. C lost against A, but won against B and D. D lost all games. Who gets in which group?

Its more that the Scout himself is scary

I agree, his taste in cosmetics is quite horrifying.

Stop being poor

>sToP bEInG pOoR

Anyone selling a towering pillar of summer shades?

Anyone selling a towering pillar of towering pillars?

>lose
>spy main
>"gg, I tried"
>bottom of the scoreboard
>watched him struggle to backstab a med that had uber
>he failed

He tried, though.

Pyro fucking balanced when?

flamethrower fix
>make particles travel forward instead of up
>particles travel faster and further
>remove projectile deviation
>make particles much smaller
>flat 60 damage afterburn removed
>replaced by each particle now extends afterburn by 3 seconds up to 15s
>pyro has a 100 clip size, 200 in reserve, must replace his tank when he runs out of fuel which takes 1 second or something
literally fixed class

>playing koth_viaduct
>go engineer
>drink in the tears of my enemies

hmmm
i dont know
how does ETF2L do it ?

friendly reminder to filter all tripfags
now that tf2g is dead there's not too many to filter anyways
just do it faggot

we won our first official

don't take scout 1v1s if you don't absolutely have to
grind dm or mge i guess

why

congrats
UGC? ETF2L? Esea?

Should I main soldier or medic?

etf2l

huo long heater
>fire ring is twice as large
>fire ring pushes away or destroys stickies & rollers that are on the ground or lower walls
equalizer
>gain a when active damage resistance that increases with lower hp, with up to 95% with 5 hp left
concheror
>-30% healing rates from medkits and medics
black box
>-30% healing rates from medkits and medics (stacks with conch for a -60% healing rate)
mannmelter
>projectile has no arc
>can now use extinguishing ability to also get rid of mad milk and jarate effects
amputator
>while active regeneration effect now always nullifies afterburn and resets regen rates to max no matter long ago you took damage
all syringe guns
>all syringe guns now passively reload while put away like the crossbow
overdose
>while active: gain a speed boost when hit by an enemy
blutsauger
>health on hit can now overheal you to +50 hp
crossbow
>healing with bolts no longer grants ubercharge
ubersaw
>-15% passive ubercharge rate
warrior's spirit
>revert downside back to -20 max health on wearer
southern hospitality
>can now destroy building with pda whenever, regardless of a sapper being attached or not
>destroying building with pda causes them to explode, damaging enemies near it
>explosion damage scales on building level and building type
>i still stole this idea
sun on a stick
>can extinguish fires like the mannmelter by pressing m2
>gain 2 melee crits for every ally extinguished
steak
>now heals 150 hp when eaten
>damage vulnerability while under effects removed, but you're still restricted to melee
disciplinary action
>increased melee range now only applies on allies
PBPP
>wipe all stats except fall damage immunity and firing speed penalty
>make fall damage immunity passive
>25% more accurate shots
manntreads
>-80% fall damage taken
>-15% damage taken from blast jumping
bonk atomic punch
>passive you cannot double jump
sandman
>max hp loss increased to -30 (95 max hp)

cont?

discontinue your life

enemy teams top guy has 70 points
my teams points combined doesnt even make 70
now ive seen everything

Why aren't you the guy with 70 points

yeah it was an open match
we didn't drop a round though which felt really good
we almost folded last week because our medic and demo left, but we were really lucky and picked up two equally good ones with better comms
i was quite nervous at the start and didn't really carry my weight, but all the nervousness was gone after a few rounds and i started to slam
good stuff, everybody should get a team at some point i think

still don't have the courage to play lobbies
someone please hold my hand

do you actually expect people here to be good
only like 2 or 3 here can be qualified as pubstompers, the rest are retarded pyro or medic mains

Cute

>the rest is viva

Good job user, i'm proud of you

But the hitboxes are even bigger then the fucking huntsman, how does that take skill, its nearly unavoidable in some cases.

gist.github.com/Garrappachc/ed61cb22e160cc2a6ac247b352950161

Use this, apparently ublock lists are not updated yet, then just use tf2center

>do you actually expect people here to be good
People on Veeky Forums used to be capable, at least.

i felt the same way
god i was nervous the first few lobbies
ngl there might be people being rude to new players, but those are all just dumb lobby players and you shouldn't take them too seriously
i main scout so i could play my main from the start which helped a lot, you might want to play scout first too to get a feel of what people usually do and how the game flows
if you know your rollout and the map as well as know your positioning you're already better than most lobby players so just learn that i they won't really have a reason to kick you or be mean and it'll help your confidence as well
rollout.tf/
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGuN_YfHplO2luCttHf27O8RwxkriV31o

i would say most of the players here are at an above average skill level.

PLEASE RESPON

>rollout.tf/
>shows rollouts for meme shit maps like FOUNDRY and cardinal
>no logjam rollout
????

Should I?

it's a literal who from tf2g.

>full of regulars and normal people
>im tired of getting rolled and having to carry retards every game
just play 6s comp, its exactly what you need
>tf2center
>faceit
>newbie mixes

>literal aimbotter joins
>everyone is sick of his shit and calls him out
>"lol he isn't hacking he's level 150"

why the fuck is VAC slow enough to let hackers get to level 150

bit rude

Except I'm a pub God

Why are there no good cosmetics for Pyro?

I have seen hackers with unusuals.

um try again sweetie

The only acceptable pyro loadout.

hes still right though