/pg/ - Persona General

Best woman, best cake, best wife edition.

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INFO
>P5 Info
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GUIDES
>General Guide
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>PQ Guide
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>P4U2 Guide/Resources
pastebin.com/M3MPepKb

DOWNLOADS
>Art, Guides, Music, etc.
pastebin.com/Vh0CdRit
>P4 Dengeki Comic Anthology
mediafire.com/?4kjjaf0jtw2jyj3
>Persona Image Collection
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>Persona 5 Resources
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>Persona ISOs
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MANGA
>Scans
personascans.tumblr.com
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>Anne is sweaty!
>Anne is buxom!
>Anne is beautiful!
>Anne is happy!
>Anne is wet!
>Anne is cute!
>Anne is flexible!
>Anne is an angel!
>Anne is lewd!
>Anne is sad!
>Anne is silly!
>Anne is for kisses!
>Anne is stylish!
>Anne is for sexual!
>Anne is awesome!
>Anne is sultry!
>Anne is pure!
>Anne is amused!
>Anne is quality!
>Anne is Lovers!
>Anne is canon!
>Anne is an apricot!
>Anne is an actress!
>Anne is a model!
>Anne is Santa Claus!
>Anne is Anne, not Ann!
>Anne is best girl!

I love Ann!

Gardening with Haru!

What a wonderful OP.

Oh no someone tied up Kawakami. How will you help her /pg/?

I love Haru!

robot...

Seriously, I'd write "Joker takes Christmas Cake Door-chan to Poundtown" myself if I wasn't a lazy ass.

Is this to teach me about proper escape techniques?

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62152242

To all Kawakami Bros.
You guys are the best.

Sex with Futaba inside Prometheus !

>Makoto x Joker
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

Please help

I just finished P5.
It was cool.
As a whole it did feel more polished than the earlier installments, but it lacked more kick at the end. I'm not calling for another door-kun or anything but at least it was better than P4's super SoL one.
Romanced Kawakami, if anyone cares.

>P5 PC port still not announced

I really want to know how this situation comes about in the first place.

And how Futaba comes afterwards.

You have hit the nail square on the nose.

All I know is that it has to stink to high hell inside that tiny ufo.

If we combined Door-tan's thirst with Joker's appetite for older women, there wouldn't even need to be a fic. It's go from "hi" to "and then they fucked".

>Morgana wondering what the fuck Joker is doing smiling about this

Making this model body into a MILF one.

Well, I mean, I'm sure it kinda stinks anywhere around the PT after a while. They're all running around in tight leather, generally in small spaces.

No!

>And how Futaba comes afterwards.
But user, that's not Wakaba.

God dammit Ryuji

Call me Stupei because you lost me.

And very sweaty.

Glad you liked it Kawabro.

Lewd.

You're the best too!

>mfw no 8k res Kawakami screenshots.
Feels bad.

>And then they fucked
>Immediately
>While bystanders called the police on them

>Kawakami will never send you this text.

I'd think they'd only start smelling if they overthought it, which it mercifully seems none of them did.

Cognition is weird.

>see that shit
>new mission pops up: steal Ann's fetus, where you go inside her palace with the rest and the entire palace is her womb with the shadows being the red blood cells and the treasure being the fetus, but in reality you just steal a chromosome and make it retarded
>joker mysteriously vanishes the day after that, but there's been rumors of a man that looks like him but has a mustache, a sombrero and a poncho walking around

It was a joke about Wakaba conceiving Futaba with Joker.

...

What if one of them got really horny? Like hornier than they were on the way to Futaba's palace?

>be me
>adachi/sagiri fight
>very hard mode
>fresh save
>level 56
>yolo.jpg
>barely scrape by adachi
>hooboy.webm
>3/4 of the way to beating ameno sagiri
>"oh my god i can fucking do this!"
>bewilderingfog.mp4
>"shit"
>*raises defense and guards*
>everyone still fucking dies
>risesavestheday
>revival beads
>revive the wrong person, causing me to lose a turn
>desperate purifying salt from kanji
>God's judgement
>forgets my persona is weak to light
>puckeringasshole.png
>hits MC
>nebula Oculus
>dead
>hour wasted
>FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

...

More like the bystanders join in.

God dammit, when are these Persona time paradoxes going to end? We already found out Baofu was Joker and Futaba's potential child from a bad future timeline sent back to fix everything.

...

...

She'd probably listen to Mastodon too.

youtu.be/lFedj_tDc3Q

fucking hell, got all of my social links with 1 day to spare. Only had to reload once in the last month. God damn, that was tense. Any of you fuckers barely miss the mark? I would be pretty bummed, gotta admit.

I really wish someone would kill me

Don't become another Chihibro

Just one girl? Joker's slacking.

That one's for the smut writers to discern. Not my division.

there's edits out there for other girls I just don't save them because I do not care about them.

Hang in there bro.

kill yourself you fucking redditor

You need a change of heart

>We already found out Baofu was Joker and Futaba's potential child from a bad future timeline sent back to fix everything.

I stay out of /pg/ for one day and suddenly I'm completely lost. Unless this was from before I started visiting.

I'm making shit up wholesale.

I've been this way since I was 14 though
I'm tired let me sleep for eternity

...

>ushimaru's "gun" is various boxes of chalk

The power of KawaKAMI compels you!
Try a bit harder every day even though you want it to end!

I'll try

SAGGY

We sell Akeichis outfit at Burlingtons.

It's for toddlers though.

>25 years-old
>saggy

Let me introduce you to my main man Benjamin Franklin (not the musician you shit) and his treatise on cakes and their aptitude in bed.

swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

That's no problem.

Maybe that's what his mother made him wear.

Joker loves his Futaba and takes very good care of her. He feeds her every day, grooms her hair, and makes sure she gets regular excercise. At night, the Futaba loves to hop on the couch and snuggle up into Joker's chest as he watches TV.

Good man.

Rude. Also expected. Tits are weird, even young girls with small boobs can have them sag.

Then it's perfect.

Oh my God it's literally his outfit

tl;dr

why do you talk about Futaba like she's a dog? That's kinda creepy.

>having a wife that you have to treat like a literal child

Futabafags are the worst

Some things are too silly to give importance to, remember that some things you just have to shrug off and ignore, by doing so you strengthen your mind and willpower.

Fuuka post dedicated to keeping your cool and ignoring the little pebbles on the road.

in p3 remake they should make use mc headphones

That just makes her cuter

Lolis are creatures that must be taken care of. This is a well-documented fact.

>By ignoring that which you do not like you become better
>Eternalfogdescendswashingcleanthefaceoftheearthofthesinsofman.jpg

Good idea.
Maxing Fuuka's S.Link should also give you new headphones to use.

I didn't say what you don't like, I meant trivial and small things that have no real importance, hence "pebbles on the road"

Nah. She grows up into a more independent researcher anyway. Which is way better.

What's that black and white pattern on the Yasogami uniform called?

Nobody gives a shit you stupid self-important dickwad, kill yourself already

>kids never complain about being bored because mommy's always fun & her activities are always safe and harmless except to whoever's on the other side of the internet interaction
>can work & make time for the family at leisurely pace
Having a womanchild for a wife has its perks.

Enjoy your upgraded robot. Koromaru was lonely so we had to fix that.

I mean it would be Checkerboard but to my knowledge it's a completely unique design.

Nah, I see it on handbags and shit all the time now.
Nobody seems to know what it's called.

>You get hit by a car or worse, a Japanese cold
>Futaba has no idea what the fuck she's doing and struggles to take care of the children by herself because you've coddled her since leaving her NEET cave

in p3 and p4 remake they should also add makot and yu portrait so that we can make more of these

d-delet this

I-is it safe to post Ryuji again? The thread seems to be somewhat sane so far.

>Get hit by a Japanese cold
Shit, you're all fucked unless grandpa Sojiro saves you all.

I started NG+ hoping to romance a different girl but I felt really guilty about cheating on the Waifu and ended up dating her again. I need help.

Sir, I'm going to have to request you delete this and get in the car.

We haven't revved up the gas chamber in a few decades but I think I can swing it.

Is it safe?

Let's be honest, if someone in that family gets the Japanese cold, all of Japan is dead anyway

You mean this?

Houndstooth

Kawakami would breast feed her children way past the age that it's appropriate to stop

Yamero, Futaba loves & needs her Joker, don't say such sad things.

Nah, those kids would be hard pressed to nab a few drops away from Joker.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

>implying Joker will share

Ryuji stole Makoto's heart.