/owg/ - Overwatch General

Why are 8k monitors not yet a thing

>want to gold reaper but he's a shit fucking class

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>5/27/2017
>still can't mix weapons and skins

Good.

No, bad.

>takes comp seriously
>probably dreams of going pro someday
>probably hovers around diamond or some shit

>It's a mercy Q from spawn stalls defense for 3 minutes episode

Defend rez as anything other than cancer.

Here comes T.Racer!

If I had to stereotype tryhard or metaslave. At least you don't play Symmetra and hopefully other fun-ruiners so it's okay.

I want to be able to do something like put the Sentai helmet on Blackwatch Genji.

Tracer is so fucking attractive, looking at her makes me feel like... 25% aroused, 25% sad and 75% angry.
What the fuck is this feeling?
I'm serious. What's it called? I don't know.

They are.

>TFW perfecting the art of waving to people with Mei when they are frozen and then killing them

>reaper buffs
>rat buffs
>tobjorn buffs/fixes
>muhcree buffs/fixes
>mercy rework

The game would benefit from any of these things.

Got sick of looking for decent sfm through all the degenerate bullshit the sfm faggots make
So i installed honey select and added the female cast of Overwatch. I'll make my own damn waifu entertainment.

>dude i like ruining the fun even more than the game inherently does lmao

All of them, preferably

HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL SEASON 4 ENDS?

I wish I played during the Uprising event.

I always got home super exhausted after work and completely forgot to check for events......

if sombra wasn't bi i'd be really surprised
don't even know why, i would just be

s-so cute ;_;

>tell dps to switch things up because their seyup is not working
>nah man, i have 3 golds, i'm not a problem
>it cannot possibly be true because i have 4 golds as Diva

Why would anyone just lie like that to complete strangers

Ive played through all the events and theres no point being disappointed at missing skins. Blizzard will release new cool ones continually.

nice blog my man how can i subscribe?

>reaper cone tightened
>teleport hastened or invulnerability added

>rat projectiles and tire go 20% faster

>mccree roll CD shortened, roll distance increased
>ult damage instantly applied on release instead of gated behind small delay.

Not only that, I would be surprised if she wasn't the most degenerate out of all of the heroes. I can see it in her eyes. This is the person that has all the fetishes related to ass and shit.

Both staements can be true you know. Thats why this games way of handling stats in matches is cancer.

>they are still using this old ass meme
Need to post dank memes.

>How well do you think the Q&A will go?
Someone, somewhere, is going to make bring up some bullshit.

nobody cares post your sr if you want an answer

Pig removed when?

>Waaah freezing people is antifun

So is being hooked
or stunned
or dying
or seeing mercy fly in and rez the 4 man you just wombo'd

I don't get why Mei gets all this shit for utilizing her 5 meter range freeze

So question: What do elo ratings translate to in this game? Is blizzard more generous than other games like say League about your ranking?

I just did my placements and actually got placed in Gold which surprised the shit out of me because I'm only level 27 and never considered myself great at shooters.

I just play healers a lot because I want to win and according to Master Overwatch am damn good at healing on Zen somehow O_o

TBQH Uprising was the best event in terms of getting the exclusive skins. It can guarantee a clear on those weekly loot boxes. You missed the best one.

is raptorion a good skin for pharah? or should i keep bedouin ?

>that Rein who suicide charges people off the cliffs

>join game
>three seconds left
>lose
>loss counts towards win percentage

I choose raptorian over bedouin. Raptor also has a nice ammo display

no
no

that wont do fucking anything, the difference between 18 m/s and 20m/s is borderline nonexistent
look at it this way, people fucking stupid ones bitch about orisa projectile speed which is more than three times as fast as that
like that increases his effective range by less than 2 meters, that is literally a single step forward

mccree doesnt get buffs until either his gun or flash is nerfed, pick one and give him a role, and a role that isnt "be an incontestable god at every range", they tried that twice already, it fucking sucked
he can have utility and mobility when he stops being mini-roadhog

Except people whine about all those as all the time as well. You can drop your little persecution complex.

I do that in QP all the time. I'll go out of my way to do it

honest thoughts on friendly mercies?~~

wish I had one on my team more often ;_;

Uprising was a good event. I don't really feel like playing this event much.

This is why I don't play Rein. Happens to me way too often.

I could be learning new skills or trying to get a real life girlfriend, but I'm fucking grinding to get the box that's finally going to have that Tracer or DVa skin.

Why. Why am I doing this to myself.

>that widow on the left sneaking in

Not possible.

They focused so much on ensuring Mercy can get it off and that she stays safe they didn't care how game changing her ultimate is in the first place and her vulnerability was a "trade off" for stalling the game for another five minutes.

It needs to have a channel time or something, or at the very least make it like Lucio's ult where they only get revived at the end of her ult line.

Just save them from a Hog or a flank and they'll be real friendly.

There was one time I helped my team's Mercy from a Winston attack and she just spaghettied. She was trying to thank me but she couldn't finish the sentence and couldn't even say my character's name. She just stuck with me for the rest of the game.

yeah i thought about keeping bedouin on due to it being my first event skin
but i like raptorion better than both bedouin and mecha queen

Because there's a chance at getting a lootbox

wHAt A Fa G maN SomBRa OP?

hahahahaahahaha iktf

>STILL
>NO
>ANNIVERSARY
>SKINS

>Chu is taking questions from his Twitter for the Q&A

I'd say hope is already gone.
Also when will we ever have a panel with Reaper, S76 and Ana? We always get VAs that never really interact in the lore teamed up in the fucking panels.

just buy some lootboxes :^)

It's because Mei's skill floor is so low. There is at least some nominal amount of skill/aiming in most of the things you just listed, and they have cooldowns

Envy?

I'm probably worse than you.

What was the most entertaining POTG you've seen in a match?

>be tracer
>reinhardt surprised charges me from a corner
>instead of pinning me against the wall purposely drive into the edge
>mfw I recall away while he falls off the map

I saw this in Numbani defense.

I lost my shit and the Ana that also saw just started cackling. He couldn't get his shots in for like a minute and a half and we lost the point because he was laughing so hard.

That happens to me way too often.

Could have related if you switched the old hag for Zen

can't remember the last time i even watched a potg, i generally leave as soon as victory/defeat appears on the screen

>comp on gibraltar
>defense goes shitty, they have 40 seconds left when they finish
>we can barely squeeze it in on attack on overtime
>on second attack with great teamwork and carefgul ult management we push almost all the way despite in in overtime for 90% of the road
>literally the best play in my life
>enemy attacks
>they push all the way effortlessly without using any ults but rez once
>defeat - lose 35 points
Not sure why do I even bother. Either we roll them or they roll us.

>Chu gave Reinhardt the card for the suicide King, King of hearts

>tfw only skin so far from lootboxes is Cyborg76
>tfw have 3k reserved for Tracer at the end and only playing for the 9wins lootboxes and not bothering to grind
These events are too close together.

Joel*

>that guy that picks roadhog in duel

metafags lmfao

>tfw you have to play mercy because you can't play often enough to maintain your Ana aim

How dare he wants to win? Wow.

>win percentage meaning anything in quickplay

playing against not literal bots does not count

>i can't aim: the image

>I opened my three lootboxes from arcade all at once
>the last two had back to back Cyberian

Fucking hell, after using it since I got it I've grown to like the fucking skin.

That's not fake-sounding enough, user!

backfill losses don't count toward win percentage

>tfw it's my first event
>got symmetra skin
>got pharah skin
>got genji skin
>lots of dance emotes

not too bad so far guys

>Sombra doesn't require good aim

hahahaha, nice. Does Tracer not require aim either?

She doesn't because if you're shooting at anyone outside of point blank, you're playing her wrong.

>someone's gonna ask about gency or pharmercy

prepare for the fallout

>tfw already have prestige
>tfw can only do 2 levels in a day
>tfw event is not that long
>tfw already maxed out weekly arcade loot boxes
>tfw don't have money to buy boxes

FUCKING KIKES

>bronze match
>enemy team is 4 platinum and 1 gold
>our team is 5 dps

Nice game

>umm haha i'd rather not ruin peoples headcanons ;)

I got Maibee and Pimpucio with Reindance from 15 boxes.

I can't be bothered grinding, i just want the genji skin

yeah that's probably what he's going to say

Cute! I wanba cum on her head

my.mixtape.moe/wtdiap.ogg

So how many people will complain about this line once it's actually heard in the game? It implies Jack won't stay in the same building as Ana because she's a woman. Someone is going to jump on this complaining about S76 having an "outdated" perspective on gender norms. Honestly that's fitting for his character but I know someone is going to complain about this. Fact of the matter is, how long?

why do i click on this every time