>'''dumpster fire''' >Better than the previous threads before it
Luis Wilson
it was some fat guy representing the first world with binoculars saying "what food shortage? i can't see any!" or something along those lines, with the starving african being hidden by the fat belly.
Dominic Campbell
oh and someone took the piss out of how shit political comments are with >WHERE IS POOR ->
Robert Adams
So i start the game up today and i'm getting 15 FPS for some reason?
What has happened, yesterday it was running fine?
Joshua Davis
Here's the thing, though. Lucifer talks about the game. Hoesof barely ever does. Lucifer talks big shit and then gets BTFO, he has been since DaS1 dropped. Hoesof got "exposed" a couple of times but I think he's legitimately too ignorant to actually understand what it means, whereas Lucifer just backpedals on known defeats.
Also, at the very least, he doesn't have an off-topic avatar to fag with.
Jason Allen
Or people just don't use use names and be avatar fags at all, the fact i know names of people who are playing this game other than few random screenshots or webm that show some weird shit is the goddam problem
Xavier Baker
>despite his reuse of his useless webms >a faggot who CONSTANTLY needs to remind you how good (bad) he is at the game with webums and ""builds"" and possibly even gets a gullible newfag or two to follow his bullshit you guys are really making me think
Jaxon Sanders
>Exposed OH NO MY STATS REEEEE STOP LOOKING AT PUBLIC INFORMATION! Grow the fuck up.
Jackson Jenkins
Bandit and Blackbeard now have uniform slots
Benjamin Turner
>be an avatar fag in korean web flash animations, i'm the imature for not being an faggot avatar fag wew lad
Kayden Sullivan
I mean you get triggered by a seeing a name on a taiwanese crossdressing forum
Gavin Flores
what are you talking about, the weeb webum spammer?
Nathan Morris
Well i'm not the one trying to be a special snowflake, seriously there's no need to always have a name and be an avatar fag just stop that won't stop you but i can say that i tried
Ethan Rivera
There's no need but i want too. Good try tho
Bentley Jenkins
don't even bother, namefags are like immigrants, you used to be able to force them to integrate but now the mods/police have given up and they're allowed to shit all over your street
Austin Peterson
If you and other anons would just stop giving them the attention they so desperately crave, namefags would stop posting
Sebastian Cook
So does Frost
Jason Fisher
Frost has a uniform though
Brandon Clark
Only real bux though and it doesnt even show up in the uniform slot
Dylan Long
Stay radical, Bandit
Camden Lee
Bandit and BB dont have uniforms for real money though
Adam Anderson
reminder
Kayden Brown
>tfw 15 seconds left in the round and you drop all your smokes on the defusers body and hide
Jose Flores
always use reflex sights, thats what i do with my boyfriend
Gavin Sullivan
Reflex?,c'mon Hoesof you're a rds/ACOG Man
Jayden Reed
fucking kill me
Christian Price
Niggers shouldn't be allowed to play Siege desu
Joseph Jackson
I actually agree with this
Luke Ramirez
When you get a camping Blackbeard with a gas grenade
Hunter Garcia
jesus christ is this what normalfaggots think is funny now? could nick just sue them all for spamming spongebob and stop this shit already
Jacob Gray
Just got the game, how do I play Tachanka good?
Alexander Hall
>someone who spends his time laughing at inside jokes about siege and smug meme frogs knows what's funny
Michael Jones
>Sueing for free advertisment
I know a lot of retards browse Veeky Forums but jesus christ....
Hunter Young
even pepe in its horribly dead horse beaten state is funnier than whatever that is
Robert Price
Pls respond
Daniel Torres
Amen
Nathan Morris
>frogfucker shit >funnier That shit is rage comics tier
John Lee
>discord niggers spamming the thread with their circlejerking episode.
Why do I pay for these channels if there is nothing good on?
Cooper Rogers
Mostly it's just knowing your positioning.
Evan Brooks
>Discord is now the new boogeyman We did it Reddit!
Joshua Garcia
You should actually stay on reddit, hoesof.
William Richardson
But reddit isnt as contrarian and edgy
Owen Gray
>meme frog and feels guy are the pinnacle of humor for a shut-in autist such as myself
Lincoln Clark
What does it matter if you never get any kills anyway?
Ryder White
He's only good on Bank in the basement, you can block off the entire hallway as long as someone else is in the tresor to guard it
Andrew Peterson
Christ, this game is getting so dull.
Brandon Jones
You have been visited by the Doc of friendliness and no shitposting Nice threads and drugs will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "merci, docteur"
Friendly reminder that if you want to avoid cancer in the general, simply employ 4chanx's handy Filter tool to filter the typical shitposting starters. Or at the very least, do not reply to them! It's that simple.
Do your part. Do not fan the flames of shitposters. Only you can prevent bad generals.
You pick him and you kindly and patiently wait for Ubi to buff him(again) until every game is nothing but Reddit memes.
Henry White
i feel like i've been tilting really bad the past few days
is it just me being bad or has the influx rank reset fucked with things that much
Gavin Evans
Reminder that Echo > Hibana simply for that sweet, sweet engrish
Brody Hall
Sure thing kiddo
Jonathan Perry
DELET THIS
Benjamin Sanders
reminder that valkyrie and hibana are the worst looking characters in the game and should be deleted
Eli White
If we are deleting characters, we should delete tachanka.
Nathan Smith
Reminder that all operators look fine and there's nothing wrong with them.
Isaiah Wilson
Correct answer
Robert Williams
>judging characters by the in-game model representations the profile art is what the characters are supposed to (actually) look like.
Ayden Morales
>finally get to platinum >next match im up against a full clan ~lvl120-150 >my team mates are lvl29 and lvl50 people
fuck ubisoft
Chase Gomez
I'm hoping for a remodel of Valkyrie to make her look more like her character art. They might even completely redo both of them like Twitch.
Wyatt Gray
>level = skill meme i have more faith in level 50 plat players than level 200 perma gold/plat3 since the level 50 players probably forced their way there by simply outshooting people unlike some bearly 1kdr level 200 that knowns a good camping spot.
Luis Baker
I want a remodel of valk with the same features as the real life valk.
Leo Roberts
yes you are right
thats why i had only kills in the entire game and they did jackshit
Justin Williams
please dont become this generals 3rd cancerous namefag
Sebastian Hernandez
at least i am not a weeaboo faggot
Carter Cook
>not a weeaboo faggot >on a site made for anime
Tyler Carter
This, fucking leave.
Aiden Cook
Stay radical, Bandit
Jacob Carter
Play 5 hours of Jager exclusively spawnpeeking.
Switch to Tachanka and set up your turret exactly where you peeked as Jager.
After they (un?)sucessfully leave spawn, get off your turret and be just about as useful as Kapkan is anyway.
Nathan Phillips
still a faggot
this hasn't been an anime website since 2007, fuck off.
Now imagine if the Hong Kong season was live right now with all this broken shit
Nicholas Rogers
doesnt the Twitches HK417 have 20 or 30 rounds in the clip?
Juan Howard
yeah and valkyrie and hibana still look shit
wrong
>They might even completely redo both of them like Twitch.
so make them look worse? nice
Jason Lopez
at least the game wouldn't feel so stale then >no really guise we'll nerf glaz soon pls don't quit
Jeremiah Campbell
i think its 10+ 1 in the chamber
Lucas Diaz
at least we would have new content with all this broken shit
Joseph Baker
yeah but i mean it should have 20 doesnt it?
because the RL version of that magazine that looks like that holds 20
Jose Cook
There's no reason why it shouldn't have 20.
Christopher Turner
>CLIP inb4 bait
Charles Watson
>because the RL version of that magazine that looks like that holds 20
Correct. On the other hand, she has 30+1 bullets in the F2, which looks it should only hold 20+1, so I guess it balances out.
David Baker
I dont like this Game person, he sounds like a faggot
Levi Carter
>Match point, we win the game if we get this round >Kill 3 of them, one is down, other is somehwere, all 5 of us are alive >In the middle of planting >Immediately rubberband and then get a connection failure >Go to reconnect >This game is not available
FUCK OFF
Xavier Brooks
Me either Hoesof
Leo Williams
>On the other hand, she has 30+1 bullets in the F2, which looks it should only hold 20+1
the loadout illustration has a 30rnd magazine but the actual model has a 20rnd one bravo ubisoft
Nicholas Turner
>Put muzzle brakes on all my guns >Got Gud All of a sudden
????
Camden Cooper
>muzzle brake on automatics I'll give this a try, think its silly desu but I haven't tried it yet
Daniel Bell
nobody has tried to build a rocket ship entirely out of chocolate but that doesn't mean it's a good idea
Dylan Jackson
Hibana has two different voicelines in japanese for her "knock knock!" cue whenever she activates her fidget spinners. One of is GONG GONG The other is MOSHI MOSHI
I just thought it was neat
Jaxon Gutierrez
>I'll give this a try, think its silly desu but I haven't tried it yet >in this sentience I said/implied it was a good idea
Owen Rivera
why does everyone have pink weapons?
Jace Howard
valentines challenge handed it out for free
Ryan Collins
I did a 1v4 clutch with smoke and a shotgun and my teammates threw the game after that mach fuck this game
