League of Legends General - /lolg/

pool party edition

eyosongive.us

previously:

worst art ive ever seen

Shyvana is stupid

What champion pisses you off the most?

>Play Morde
>Enemy missing pings me one (1) time.
>Start inting

I fucking love this champion.

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pool is too small. you should have used this pic instead

Evelynn update when?

rlly maks u thenk

Gang "My E is an Orianna ult on a 5 second cooldown, one shotting carries from a lane's length away is balanced, just disarm the triple barrel xd" plank

for some reason all pool party art is bad

is it possible to jungle Shyvana on a new account without any rune or mastery point or will i just get raped by my own jungle and from smurfs?

what is the joke here i dont get it

Xth for 2x4s (and the other blue haired lady)

i still don't understand this picture

Road to DV

>tfw waiting for the Illaoi QoL to make her not garbage

Sona is the better bluefu though

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I have a question as old as the game. What do you do when top and mid feeds their lanes to 6/0/0 before 10 mins? Do you just write it off as a loss or can you play around it?

i've posted this for years and I still don't get it. I think it's just a bad artwork

nice artstyle

if only twitch was a bit less fat itd be perfect but still very nice

Claiming Elise as my woman whom I will impregnate with many adorable spider daughterus!

Claim your waifu or be eternally cucked! Except you, Ahrianon, I will breed Ahri and impregnate her with a litter. You can listen to but not witness.

who's the brown bear champ holding rammus?

bolibear

>you will never scare ahri this badly

tibbers

>Do you just write it off as a loss
pretty much, although sometimes you could have prevented some of that by applying more early pressure into lanes you know would have benefitted from it.

as far as the rest of the game goes, you can try to just waveclear and turtle for a while and minimize the number of objectives you give up. There is a non-zero chance that the enemy only knows how to function in the lane phase and just repeatedly gives up kills in picks and then team fights, causing the rubber band mechanics to bring you back into the game.

You're free to believe such things, Sona is a nice lady after all.

Jinx is mine btw

She's fun against melee matchups. Trash vs ranged

Mordekaiser is fucking broken in Ascension

ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS

I just wish that her passive wasn't wasted once the immediate area was fully propogated with tentacles.

If my passive isn't going off because there's nowhere else to put tentacles, let me hold charges of it so that if a fight forces me to move elsewhere or I try to roam I can immediately fill the new area with tentacles too and have ways to hurt people aside from my ult.

Did you try showing them your cock first?

With that attitude now I don't wanna, you were mean to me so you get nothing.

>You will never swim with twitch after he shits his pants.

I am okay with this feel.

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

You need at the very least masteries for Shy jungle, nevermind runes. Her first few clears aren't too healthy and the only reason she can sustain through is usually because she can clear at double the speed of other junglers so she takes less damage.

You need at least level 20 for T2 runes really.

Aatrox with stormraiders.

y/n

>Play Xerath
>Decide to max w first, because I figured I could hit it more
That was probably the dumbest thing I've ever done in this game.

>GP will go down in history as the annoying little prick who blasts your team for 1k AoE damage from behind a wall rather than the jolly Q-pressing bruiser who gave free stats to his mateys

it didn't have to end like this

Redpill me on the state of Elise. Shes a worse Lee now, right?

Imagine those tp plays. Immediately spawn 3 tentacles on arrival. I am moist

FUCK THIS SHIT GRIND GAME THEN
UNISTALLED

She's always been good ever since they made her E a one point wonder roughly 2 years ago

>Aatrox
as a general principle, no.

>Not playing Crit GP in man mode

what's in the box lolgee?

You can just try yourself maybe?

The fact that you would allow me to listen is such a generous gift! Please! Give my Ahri plentiful and healthy children that I will take care of for you! My Ahri deserves only the best!

What toplaner should I one trick that can actually carry? I'm thinking about Akali or Fiora.

NOT EVEN GONA BOTHER
I WANNA PLAY SHYVANA ONLY
ALL THE OTHER HEROES ARE TRASH

>IMPLYING YOU DONT LIKE MEAN COCK UP YOUR ASS

tryndamere, jax, pantheon

I love this game

What's Lulu suggesting with this gesture?

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THROW ANOTHER ROCK

Fiora hands down. Akali still gets shafted in teamfights and becomes worthless in mid to late game. Unlike fiora, if she dies in laning phase you're pretty much out for most of the game. Fiora can just dominate much harder and more effeciently.

i
dont
get
it

Taliyah really gets my rocks off.

I think its about the E shield countering the ult

>play DotA
>Pick Sven because he looks cool
>whoa he has a targeted AoE stun on a basic ability
>take that shit level 1
>walk into lane
>cast it
>uses 75% of my entire mana pool
>now totally powerless until I back and I have to walk back

Lolbabs?

she's planning some nefarious.

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are you fucking serious?

Riven is on the swing/playground but Karthus want to swing/play himself

Do you have the acoustic disease?

Has riot ever considered buffing other champs to be on par with the 5 "cancer incarnate" champions like Riven,Lee,Yasuo,Zed and Vayne? Like people aren't playing those champs PURELY for their strength but also because they're somewhat FUN

why doesn't Riot just make more FUN champions?

>bork nerfs
rip in pieces sweat prince

TEN BANS FUCKING WHEN

is this b8

sure

no b8 just deb8

>92 games played in between B3 ~ B1
>losing constantly
>no reason to believe that I'll make it to silver before 100 games
gonna hang myself desu

What happened Tobias fate?

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>Be me
>Play Darius into Fiora
>Won lane
>Lost game
>At the end Fiora and I discuss how lane phase went and how we can improve our skills in the future
I-Is this the start of a beautiful duo?

>GP can be played EXACTLY the same pre rework if you dont use barrels
>Bruiser GP has been a thing in Korea for MONTHS
>people play around barrels all day, go crit tlords and complain about it
??????

what the actual fuck is the matter with you fuckheads?

They have? Ekko, LB, Jhin, Kat all have as interactive kits and there are tons of other champs that are as fun or more fun depending on your tastes.

I'm laning against a support Shaco

wat do?

Someone explain how 10 bans,duplicate bans and not being able to see enemy bans is going to work, it sounds absolutely retarded.

How hard was it to just add 2 more bans to each side and not have this bullshit?

I want to cuddle with monsters!

what champion pisses you off the most?

Oh no!
Lulu tripped and fell forward!
Would be a shame if someone stumbled over that same root and fell on her tight little ass..

goodnight lolg

got successful
got a bunch of Twitch bux to support his NEET ways
doesnt give a shit anymore


I kinda get it. He said hes burnt out on GP. People kept demanding he play GP and called him a inter whenever he played (and fed) on any other champion.

>Top GP players in Korea are going tld crit again

>tfw ywn have sex with real life ahri

i feel bad for dyrus
he deserves a non-slut succubus gf

>Not building Titty Hydra into full tank.

Attack speed is a meme stat.

you know what this game needs?

MORE
CHAMPIONS

WE NEED AT LEAST

500 HUNDRED CHAMPIONS

NO NO

EVEN MORE

MAKE IT 900 CHAMPIONS

this t b h

>Ekko

maybe if his ult was on a 20 sec CD and he wasnt so braindead LOL TOSS EVERYTHING AT ONCE and ULT BACK IF U DONT GET THE KILL


>LeBlanc

too bad they keep nerfing and gutting her. LB IS a lot of fun

>Kat

Shes fun at first but really becomes kinda one dimensional once you get the hang of her. toss daggers and jump to em to trade then jump out. Daggers deal like 1043042105243152 damage so if anyone ever steps near them you rape 50% of their HP which makes Kat braindead

not sure if ironic or ironic^2

Don't go near the bushes. One shot him.

Mental breakdown or some shit

Kass with level 3 R is the most fun shit ever for me.

OR hear me out

ORRRR

RIOT STOPS MAKING A CHAMPION EVERY 2 MONTHS

AND BALANCES THE ONES THEY HAVE NOW!!

Champion Reworks are basically new champions so why the fuck not????

I dont think we need 7 champions a year.

Cute Riven.

This guy gets it.

That would extend time in champ select so much. Blind is better

>tfw I'll never be able to watch you have sex with rl Ahri.