/vsg/ - /v/scape General - Angry Teaks Edition

Shut up idiot I said I am the best

Awesome thread so far lads

it's doing better than the last thats for sure

13th lol

How can you fags still be playing vscape?

Oh hello there wagecuck! I didn't see that you were home from work already. Only a 15 hour shift today?

Good for you.

I just got done making a delectable eggplant lasagna in my abundant free time.

You see, because I am an actual man who dictates my own actions, I have time to learn things like fine cooking and to actually do it. And I only use the most natural, freshest ingredients. In fact, many come from my owner personal garden, which I also take care of because I have the time and inclination. I also use my own feces as fertilizer, since I am not a slave to the joos and buy fertilizer, since it is literally cow shit..

What's that, wagecuck? You are too exhausted from work to cook yourself a wholesome meal? Well, I hope you enjoy your reheated leftovers while I enjoy devouring this lovely lasagna. I'd give you a slice but unfortunately such fine things would be wasted on tax cattle, oh well back to the slops with you wagecuck!

why not

>work from home
>2 hours of work in 15-30 minute increments spotted throughout the day
>spend much of the day wanking and on /v/scape
I have no idea how wage-slaves survive.

satisfies my autism

>>work from home
>pretending not to be a wagecuck
Get out, normie.

i work my dick like a slave from home am i normie?

work is a relative term
I have literally never felt stressed "working" from home

Fresh !nlMEMESJOo

sale code: xMftT8g(k0
if u see this code redeem it ingame with Fresh™ for a discount on sale items

>SELL:
- some shit
- guthix page 3
- rings of forging
- p++
- also taking orders for b2p, pay with some combination of mats and money

>TRADE:
Potions for their secondary mats. Reminder I have a wide range of potions and they come as (4)s unlike the competitors.

>BUY:
- gilded platelegs
- ranger boots
- bowstrings, flax is acceptable but I will have to buy it for less. I'll talk to my flax guy and see what I can do.

No.. How did you find this place?

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>Fresh will never EVER get his ranger boots

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all of these memes were stale from the very beginning

can we please stop with this

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why have the nl and oo at the start and end of of your memesj?

test

did it work?

no

hi guys u daily slave who am i?

exposed

anime is for losers huh

Water is also wet

Bumping this shit thread cause I don't know why.

What snacks do you guys eat, I like to boil some water and put a chocolate bar that is still in the wrapper to get some melted chocolate.

Duros.

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me in the middle

yall gonna look back on these cuck memes in 10, 15 years and wonder what the fuck

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Nice wiki updates guys :)

thanks

bump

>thread got demolished
think the hotpocket came out of the microwave on his own and saw this or did someone actually get upset by any of the garbage in here enough to report it?

people realised not replying works, shut your trap

posts were deleted

it was a janny, not a mod
no warning, no bannu

>no warning, no bannu

that comes later

aware

yousirname cc

all welcome

all welcome
none join

the previous thread?

that one reached the bump limit and began to autosage

why did this get deleted

silhouette of a benis on a blue board is haram

fixed it

Man, slayer is getting weird.

>"bull" has a 5 inch dick at best

we're dicklets here

You must have 99 slayer to view this picture.

>deleted again
>my cirno pic remains untouched

anime wins again

fixed

LEAVE NOW!

y'all niggas playing with fire and won't even get a fm lvl

stop posting a shitty meme, it's not even that funny

lost on your way to reddit?

nigga i am just saying, I can't force you to do shit

but know the consequences of your actions

folk like fresh and hypercrisis and such consider a day without a ban wasted life xp

>yall
>nigga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.reddit/

fuck off you double nigger

stop posting porn

ok

spiritually these (you)s belong to me and not (you) but I like the cut of your jib

>edating

ovid and pet fish please stop posting this homosexual degeneracy we're a christian server

How does one server have such a consistently shitty general?

we used to have interesting topics sometimes.

ded players

ded mods

ded content

like what, removing yell?

piss off it's always been shite mate

those were all mine back off

start one then

Which dead players do you miss the most?

wew laddy ;_;

>no FlyFF-like weapon upgrading (awakening) system

qt couple

agreed

philos fyesh

Fossilizedfag: /v/scape Beta
Elderfag: March 2014 - June 2014
Oldfag: July 2014 - February 2015
Midfag: March 2015 - December 2015
Newfag: January 2016 - December 2016
Nufag: CURRENT YEAR

Who are you?

no seriously is the leaf bladed sword in this server

wiki doesn't have much info on this

>every thread for the past year has been the same shit
>nothing ever happens
>still angry autists playing 24/7

never change

2014 content, it's not in the game. Only the leaf-bladed spear is in.

thanks mate

could of sworn it was in back then though before 2014, maybe alongside the Black Mask and Slayer Helmet update? weird

>tfw fossilized
fun times

midfag (september or december (???) 2015)

nufag and climbing the piles of corpses in the highscores pretty fast

to those folks amongst'd've'st whomst'd've'st'lady heard this sung by choirs and beautiful women
you've heard the wrong damn version
youtube.com/watch?v=GSb273c9tm4

think I barely make the oldfag mark.