/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

you picked medivh

No real healer
Constant feeding
Shit damage overall

Does anyone ever do faction wars? Like Horde vs Alliance characters, Terran vs Protoss/Zerg, Heaven vs Hell

I wanted to do Heaven vs Hell in Eternity, with Tyrael, Auriel, Johanna, Valla (angelic) and some fifth, vs Auriel (demonic, Diablo, Kerrigan (succubus), Azmodan and Butcher.

>Quick Play
>Lucio keeps overextending and getting picked by a cunt Valeera that is 3 levels head of us
>Keeps trying to 1v2 a Chogall
>Tell him to stand back
>Later pushing a payload
>Cho and Uther (Now 3 levels ahead of us) roll in as soon as we cap
>Fuck off (I am Li-Ming) and spam retreat pings
>Lucio and Johanna decide to try and win
>Type retreat and keep pinging
>They both die
>Say "Are you fucking serious?"
>UR SO SHIT LI MING
>Lucio leaves
>They all report me for bullying, toxicity and for griefing

I am sticking to unranked from now on

Couple days ago my team was "The Alliance, and Azmodan is here too"

>"The Alliance, and Azmodan is here too"
hmmmm this sound

familiar

genji fed
you were medivh
opponent had li-ming

>muh virtual ranks
And then you realise the amount of time you wasted there you will never get it back. You will never achieve some meaningful rank at IRL or develop a real skill like playing a instrument, drawing, writing or even dancing

In the HGC today, is Synergy the pro team trying to not get kicked out or is zealots?

hello hotsg how do i type :) in game without it being replaced wtih a shitty emoji graphic thanks in advance for answering

I am bad.

I wonder which team would be better in a Terran vs Zerg match

Raynor, Tychus , Morales, Nova, Hammer

vs

Kerrigan, Tychus (infested), Zagara, Aba, Dehaka

Not that user, but 3 other characters had just one less death than Genji, why is he singled out as the feeder?

On phone so can't show you my sick paint skills
>Main hero
Sylv
>Main assassin
Rag
>Main Tank
Jojo
>Main Supp
Auriel
>Main spec
Sylv
>Waifu
Sylv
>Hated
Nova
>Skin
Barbie girl Valla
>arena
Punisher
>highest WR
Don't know

>Join a Veeky Forums party
>They always pick the stupidest shit like Aba Murky
>Surprised and upset when they lose how could this happen
>Party immediately disbands
Every time. This is why I never take this board seriously when they talk about games.

>QM
>Your team gets Murky and Azmodan
>Enemy team gets _____ and _____

>be me
>memer
>pick the memest hero available (memurky)
>everytime I die I type in chat a funny catchphrase like "well I guess it was mymy fault :D" to lighten up the mood (I'm pretty proud of this one, I mixed "meme" and "my" in case you don't get it)
>people start getting upset and call me a retard
>wtf
>pick march of the murlocs because it's the certified meme ultimate
>having a blast but my team is falling behind somehow
>eventually lose
>"oh well can't be a winner in both memes and videogames" (sick rhyme)
>after the match my teammates whisper me telling me to kill myself bacause I'm a waste of space
>the next day I get silenced
What the hell guys

>No real healer
dont bully lili

>Murky Free Week

no fucking wonder people are just trolling and ruining games without threat of getting banned

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE FOR THE INCOMING NIGHT WITH VALEERA.

>Anal
>Doggy stlye
>Deep throat
>Vanilla impregnation

Fuck normies

You did great

u dont like emogi???

Impregnation

Any other reply is literally being gay in denial.

>Wanting your daughter's mother to be a slutty killer with no ass
You'd probably make an equally awful parent. Anal is the only answer.

>being a gay in denial

How surprising!

Is Synergy the first pro team to get knocked out of hgc so far?

>tfw I actually felt bad for this
>he is probably being ironic and is just shitposting

don't play with my emotions your fucker

Yes, naventic is probably going to lose because according to zoia they are not even scrimming.

>Having discretion or standards is for gays
Are you okay?

I pick Taunt and bully her.

>the next day I get silenced
I hope this is real tbqh.

>Even HGC isn't safe from Abathur shitters.

When does this elusive "forced 50" kick in?

That would be nice, NA needs new teams in there anyway.

I blame genji for not being in the middle ready to cuck zera.

The only game Veeky Forums can be taken seriously for is Freejack.

We ran that shit. before it went pay to win, that is.

don't forget
the rarest pepe
Is you

I know Tempo and T8 are good but the other 6 teams are miles away from them is not even a real competition unfortunately.

>>"oh well can't be a winner in both memes and videogames"
>(sick rhyme)

GFE didn't have a real tank player which hurt them a lot, know idea why the cut the afro guy though.

Equinox wasn't that bad as a tank but they had like 6 months to play around him (he is super agressive) or mold him into their passive style but they never did that for some reason and they removed the afro guy because it was him or udall (who is factually a worst player) but he is the face of the team so he is untouchable.

2fat for val cosplay, bitch shoulda done hammer with that thicc

yeah they fucked up by having aba try and get the alter with a zera pick

stop playing vs ai

But Valeera has thicc thighs

According to BigE, zoia doesn't know what he's talking about.

NVT will very likely win 4-0. They are actually much better than their HGC record indicates. A lot of their losses were very close series, they threw a lot of big leads.

Is it including the ai matches in that stat? I always get the good carry team

>According to BigE, zoia doesn't know what he's talking about.
That make sense because that Zoia is a huge faggot but I honestly hope they lose so they can replace the shitters in their team.

>get raped 0-50
>gg
>gg
>gg

Kinda baffles me people have audacity to still wrote that shit in these cases. Especially considering how salty this playerbase seems. Is everyone ironic here or something?

>0-50
HOW CAN YOUR TEAM BE THIS BAD

Deep throat

Who took the picture?

dont worry this will happen

i've always seen gg wp as a handshake after a match rather than a literal thing

I usually just type it regardless probably out of habit, if it was an actual good game I will say something different especially if it's close.

Actually Zoia said Kenma wasn't scrimming which he thought implied the entire team wasn't. Turns out Kenma isn't scrimming, but the rest of his team is. They subbed Kenma with someone else for the scrimms for some reason.

-Kenma
-Tomster

+Equinox
+Any competent support who doesn't randomly overextend
+Kenma as coach

pretty good team desu

>They subbed Kenma with someone else for the scrimms for some reason.

what the fuck?

>FAT BIMBO COSPLAYING VALEERA
DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD TIGHT NOW, MY LOVELY ELF IS CURVY AND DELIVIOUS, NOT LIKE THAT FATTIE,

>its a jakeshit gets another job as moderator episode
when will it end?

Yeah kind of strange, considering even if they wanted to make changes they can't till after the crucible.

>Using this shitty pic to describe delicious and curvy
Wew Lad, being on puberty seems amazing because you can cum to basically anything

Just for you, user.

After being subjected to Gilly the entire season this is a blessing

>Posting on 4ch
>Pretending ever seen a girl completely naked
Watching your fat mom taking a shower doesn't count kid.

Gilly is so fucking annoying, the only reason she's casting anything is because shes a woman.

that guy has no talent as a moderator and even after years of working around hots no clue about the game

dont know how this can be better.
I miss my superior EU casters Trik, Khaldor and Kaelaris.

>kael
>muradin
>rehgar
>sylv
>muradin
>ming
>fuck it dunno
>infernal shrine
>azmodan who i don't play much

I don't think she's annoying for the most part, she's just mediocre as fuck
If you're talking about Jake I disagree

>Can see literally every other invis heroe's shimmer except Valeera

What kind of bullshit is this?

did you watch the western clash?
he was so out of it his only reason of existance was he had the direct line to the director.

>No Draenei
>No True Gnome
>No True Undead
>No Baal or Mephisto for the Trinity
>No True Warcraft Demon
>No Naga

they're shit
the good old fashioned :) is much better

...

Your lili and sonya were bad

>girl in OP
>fat

You sound like a humongous faggot, friend.

the first second she's unrevealable, that doesn't just mean that if you hit her you won't knock her out of stealth, it also means she won't shimmer

>it also means she won't shimmer
WRONG

both samuro and valeera shimmer even when they are unrevealable

>according to Hotslogs I have Diamond MMR
"No"

I placed in silver last season, what did they mean by this

I usually watch the vods and skip the intro stuff, I was mostly talking about his casting

hotslogs "mmr" is not real at all because is not a blizzard official site

According to hotslogs my hl mmr is silver and my tl is bronze but I'm diamond in the hl and plat in tl.

>no dick
terrible taste

>it's a "the enemy team goes full retard and throws the late game after winning most objective" episode

why is Aba the most "le edgy kid" in town and not TLV?

alot harder to play well

ah okay I was talking about pre & post game talk where he is just worse than everyone else they got.

My bad then, i genuinely thought they didn't shimmer during that first second since i can never pick up on it just as they stealth but have no problem tracking them afterwards
Forgive me /hotsg/

Betrayal can never be forgiven.

Zuna feed is starting early it looks like

Also they just copied synergy draft lol

It's not an uncommon draft. Pick Zarya and push down a fort.

is this the same zuna that used to be a pro league player? because that guy was shit