How to make money

What are some ways to make money?

Could be really simple or really complex

>Inb4 "Get a fucking job"

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Sell your asshole on craigslist.

Is /pol/ your start page, retarded nigger? Go the fuck to

Get a fucking job
Refrain from vices like whores,sugars,latest igoy product,alcohol and vidya.

Don't know if it would for America.
Get a job (yeah, I know), but not for salary's sake. Get it so that a bank would give you a loan. Use loan to buy real estate. Rent (most difficult part, make sure you don't get fucked over by asshole tenant). Rent money should cover your loan payments and give you a little extra (do the math). Your property will most likely increase in value.

It's neither fast, nor extremely profitable, but it's relatively safe.

Step 1: Think like money

think like (((them)))

actually not a bad one, except just make an ad for selling nude PiCs as a girl, go to /soc/ download, sell

Or buy an expensive bag at a store, find a fake online, return the fake, sell genuine online

if you transfer 1000$ to me I will triple it within to weeks

Bootlegging booze, every one wants cheap booze, and nobody really give shit about how illiegal bootlegging is at these days.

Or

Sell knives, everybody needs knives.

How to double your profit: sell booze and knives at the same time, they allready got same customer base anyway.