/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

as long as idiots exist, yes

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What if they stop existing

pyro is NOT a real fragger
you are all faggots in a dress

post real fraggers

then the game will be dead and no class will be useful

Your pyro is NOT cute.

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>implying you can't headshot smart people
Its probably easier desu

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I know but I just wanted some honest feedback.

this one was made first

NO ONE FUCKING CARES
GO AWAY

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Guys please use my thread I make it 30 posts early and everything PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION

it was nearly 30 posts early and isn't being used, let it get pruned

except when the pyro boobies threads were made 30 posts early nobody cared

fuck i hate this general so much
when did you all become such whiny bitches

Because they were not made 30 posts early
They were 10 at most. The 30 posts thing is a meme

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lol, leave then
and don't come back
>wah, you guys are whiny bitches
what a hypocrite

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>when did you all become such whiny bitches

When was Veeky Forums created

that's your answer

im not gonna leave, this is the tf2 general and im here to talk about tf2 shit, not look at your retarded pyro art

>this is the tf2 general and im here to talk about tf2 shit, not look at tf2 shit

i sure as shit didn't art any of it
and i don't even play pyro

>im here to talk about tf2
>not your tf2 art

Got the brain jogging in the morning...

>retarded pyro art = tf2

real talk these op pictures suck and i was more in favor of the early one

I'll post Sniper art then

real talk I'd rather fuck swoldier then some faggy ass tranny in a latex suit

Then post in it.

don't do this, it makes mustard gas

t. op of the early thread

Its evident morw now than ever that we need somekind if update that isnt solely coametics. Every body is getting stir crazy.

The only one crazy is the guy who thought people would accept his 30 post early thread

Your right €heatboy, these truely are dark times.
youtu.be/vBbVrcaM1Wg

>tfw pubstomping 1x games isn't fun anymore

10x is the way to go, usually good players on all the time playing various maps, I can't even enjoy any 1x games anymore

that's not news
we've been content starved for a damn good while

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>Loch n Load
>Crutch

vibri go godlike on medieval with steak + fists of steel

all kills have to be under the effects of steak or it doesn't count

I only ever use the Loch to destroy a sneaky engie nest in a tunnel on derpsbowl

>spycicle

10k hour spy main here, stock knife is 10x better, if u want fire resistance just use DR

Why would I do that?

sorry i meant keli

im getting my attentionwhores confused

>vibri
>attentionwhore
???

Ain't it beautiful?

Nobody is talking about pancakes though

it really is
>you get faster and easier to hit pills
>you get no extra damage and one pill less so you do worse with it that you would stock
>shitters do better with it than they should because the pills are basically hitscan

>All these newfigs who don't realize how old that chart is

imagine being enough of a masochist to play spy for literally over a year in hours

jesus

>Haven't played in a week
>Que up for a casual match
>Get put into a brand new game with a total of 9 players
>Winning the entire time, enemy team is babies, we have an engineer that's walking into walls, no new players are ever added, nobody talks and I quietly leave once we win
Holy fuck hopefully next match is better

Nah, next one will prolly be a 2 v 4 match

lol

Imagine being enough of a masochist to have 20k hours in Team Fortress 2.

Imagine being enough of a masochist to still be playing TF2 in May 2017

Spy is fun.

hmmm... miss 50% of your shots and have 4 shots, or miss 10% of your shots with 3 shots..... really makes me think...

>inb4 lol missing pipes

Some shots you hit with the loch n load are literally impossible to hit with the stock because you can easily get out of the way

>user was automatically assigned to team BLU
>rodrigo.rodriguez4224 was automatically assigned to team BLU

>Fluttershy :3 LFT Heavy was automatically assigned to team RED
>Fluttershy's BF OwO LFT Medic was automatically assigned to team RED

>pootis.fazbear2006 was automatically assigned to team BLU

spy is fun

>Second match
>Upward match, most of the team has less then 200 hours
>Pick medic since we don't have one and we have a few power classes
>Get rolled to last since pockets refuse to protect me and most power classes switch to sniper
>Build a sentry in the standard spot and hold off the enemy team for a solid 10 mins with 1 gun
>Gun finally goes down and we lose
>No second match, heading to hightower
>Leave
Holy fuck hopefully next match is better

lol

how do people stomach playing such a middle of the road class like soldier? his single target damage is mediocre and his mobility-longevity balance is shit unless you use the gunboats. if you do use the gunboats to make yourself more mobile, you're stuck with only a 4 shot potato launcher that does 60-110 damage on average and fires projectiles that move slowly at a subpar rate.

okay, rockets have "reliable" splash damage and knockback, but why the fuck wouldn't i just play sticky jumper + iron bomber demo and fucking FRAG at that point? the mobility is even better and the damage output is both more rapid and less RNG.

pyro, demoman and heavy are all objectively superior power classes because they either do everything better or have more specialized roles that almost always need filling. you LITERALLY cannot prove me wrong.

moar

because getting good at pipes takes time and shitters want to feel good without putting in any effort, which is why pyro, soldier, engineer, heavy, and spy are so popular
they take significantly less skill to perform well than the other classes
also, playing with pipes only against good people isnt going to be easy

this is the nicest thing anyone's said after accusing me of hacking

okay, why don't people play pyro or heavy in 6s then?

>playing defense on barnblitz
>have to play pyro because my team can't spycheck worth shit
>use detonator to make sure our balcony's clear
>go downstairs
>demoknight about to charge in on a soldier and me
>light him on fire
>airblast him as he enters melee range
>tries to run to his med outside
>detonate a flare next to him
>+2
Holy h*ck this thing is fun

>Demoknight pushing Barnblitz last
wot?

It's a pub, these people have no business doing anything sane.

I topscored from just being an annoying shit and getting one too many crits with my flamethrower.

Detonator is probably one of the best weapons in the game. Surprised that shitters never complain about it though.

Where ya at?

zeemaps.com/map?group=1775311

Hi Mr.P

Right here.

Also, any idea who the map admin was? The edit link for my entry ain't working anymore for whatever reason

No clue, it was probably Human or something, though. I'd suggest just making a new one, but it'd be full of whos no one cares about.

Anyone else wanna handle making the new one? I'm up for it, but I doubt people would wanna touch anything made by BasedViva

>Sick
>Playing engineer on borneo
>Have to cough constantly so every time I cough I turn on the mic so the entire team can hear
>Other players love it and compliment my coughing
>Tight game with us pushing last on overtime
>"Stick to that cart like phlem sticks to user's throat!"
>We win
>Congratulate team inbetween coughs
Best game I've had in a while desu

It's 2017 and people are still too lazy to use push-to-talk. Why?

>things that never happened
Seriously, are you so delusional/lonely that you think that people will compliment your coughs over a video game.

women are shite, stupid (men have a much more complex mind and more creativity), lazy, obtuse, and not funny. They can't grasp the concept of irony.

women can only complain, but alas, they're necessary for human surviving, at least until now.

We men must stick toghether, we can be cuter than women, let them be with tyrone and his 12 inch turds gang, she won't find mercy from us when she comes crying after she got beat up like the female whore she is.

We have each other, we must enjoy homosex (spiritually and mentally superior), a new age, free of stupid women, an age of men, an age of light.

but then all men will be niggers. retard logic

lol butthurt

jesus

nice try tyrone
no

lol butthurt
Just instill white sharia upon society and boom no more roasties

implying black children would survive with black parents
MEN, WE MUST STICK TOGETHER
we are opressed, but soon we will see the light
Valhalla is waiting

oglaf.com/honor/

i got lazy near the end and probably forgot a huge chunk of text somewhere but here it is

pastebin.com/ZKZFcjgK