OUT TEH MUH'FUGGIN CAR HOMEBOI

>OUT TEH MUH'FUGGIN CAR HOMEBOI

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If I'm supposed to be a homeboi what am I doing in the car=

>teh

What is this, 2010?

Fuck off nigger, Mr. Noseberg said I need to be at work early today.

buying home furniture.

why am i sitting in the passenger seat?

Picture took place on that island and it's a Bong roleplaying as Basketball American

Why is he pointing the gun like this?

He is white. Nothing's going to happen.

Probably grab that arm and hit the gas though.

>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Put shifter in D and leisurely accelerate away
paddle shifters btw

get out of the car and call the cops. Th fob is always in my pocket and he aint getting to far without it.

Might as well get out, faggot probably can't drive stick anyways

>BLOCKS YOUR PATH

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Tell him if he burns it or wrecks it I won't remember any of his physical appearance.

oh shi

every time

This one is politically correct tho

#NotAllNegros

please don't start tomorrow
I want to use it as an excuse to be late for work so my boss can attempt to yell at me so I have an excuse to quit on the spot.

Fuck you in the rust button

Fug :DD

fuck you

It isn´t worth it.
I don´t have any money and this car isn´t worth much.
Let´s forget this happened in the first place.

The trick is to have blasted the fucker before he got a chance to get a word out.

Don't just drive around like a turtle. Stay aware at all times.

Fug

Laugh at his bb gun and laugh at the fact this ACTUALLY happens in America

You little fuck

AAA FUK U

thank god i have no car, cagers will never know the feel of being part of the bike master race.

brutal

jokes on you I know it won't start tomorrow

Stall the car, they won't be able to start it.

Faggot

jokes on you, it didn't start yesterday and today either. ,help.

Joke's on you, I'm /nocar/ at the moment ;-;

Say yes while slowly opening the door, while drawing my M&P with my right hand behind my back, as I get out he becomes focused on entering the car and I shoot him however many times until he goes down and is no longer holding his gun

Was carjacked at 16 and got a CCW as soon as I turned 21

omae wo shindeiru
*appears behind his back*
pshh nothing personnel kid
*unsheathes my twin katanas*
Nani?!
*slits his throat*

faka u

goddamnit

Pull the trigger pussy, you'd be doing me a favor for once

fuck

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Did anyone ever read up on the North Hollywood shootout? One of the shooters tried to hijack a truck to get away, but he couldn't drive manual and died because of it.

hope my Torque > HP build pays off here as I hard launch and try to snap his arm on the pillar.

"Ok ok I'm getting out, but the car is manual, please don't shoot me just because you can't drive it"