>summoned as the fun police >spawn outside the map surrounded by a pack of wild dogs >people say Blues are just stupid for dying before getting to the Host Maybe they really should have given blues some special spawn zones.
Landon Clark
>being this salty
David Cooper
It's well past midnight in burgerland, try asking again in 7-8 hours.
10/10 Str/Dex builds, for pure casters I guess.
Jonathan Mitchell
A *stabs ur waifu* picture that someone posted in a thread a few weeks ago.
Jeremiah Flores
Dogs are silly
Worst place to spawn is probably in Demon Ruins basilisk room.
Jaxson Hill
Can anybody tell me how much faith is Onionbro rocking?
William Green
...
Kevin Hall
>onionbro is actually a hollow my heart is slightly cracked form these news
David Roberts
I don't suppose there's a spawn point in the Jailer room in Irithyll Dungeon, is there?
Michael Gutierrez
Does 'head shot' count as a critical? Would be neat if scythes had synergy with aldrich rings.
Jacob Robinson
Ds3 a shit
Jackson Kelly
>kekxtra Pretty sure the only things that count as criticals are backstabs, ripostes, viscerals and landing Sacred Flame.
Cooper King
Critical refers to backstabs, shield breaks, parries, staggers, etc. It's only the attacks where you enter a special animation.
Hunter Diaz
obvious bait is obvious
Sebastian Price
No. With Critical they mean ripostes and backstabs.
Jason Scott
Thanks.
Matthew Gray
behold his true form
Liam Diaz
>literally a pure caster >fap is still a must equip Please delete this ring already
Nicholas Jackson
How long does this fucking "Invalid Data" warning last for?
I deleted everything and just want to KNOW im in the clear already. It's been a fucking month.
Dylan Miller
Anything I should do before going into ng+
Brayden Cox
till the next wave of checks. mwuhahahahahaa
Sebastian Richardson
kill everyone
Aiden Nelson
kill all bosses, get all items available in ng, farm cov. items
Benjamin Robinson
2d12 weeks
Jose Gomez
Is there a more satisfying feeling than healing a host?
Nolan Bennett
Get rid of Catarina set, it breaks the Siegward questline
Trade Coiled Fragment for Titanite Slab
Kill all the NPCs which give you shit
Get the covenant items and spells
Mason Long
He didn't really need it though, which makes you useless
Connor Allen
>could have killed dancer in the time it took you to heal And that's why it'll always be bad
Julian King
killing a host
Noah Long
Healing Gael during the second phase of the boss fight.
Leo Martinez
You know people actually want you to help them with the boss.
If you missed that heal and died he'd probably never summon oyu again.
Jaxson Nguyen
you're just running around while the host gets butchered
Dylan Reyes
Its not a race, user.
Xavier Bell
asshole
Tyler Price
yes it is
Luis Bell
I summon people to kill a boss faster, not to be healed while I fight a boss with more HP.
Luis Carter
;)
Connor Martin
If you summon a phantom named Patches you deserve everything you get
Easton Fisher
We beat Dancer 30 seconds later, thanks to Dorhys' Gnawing. The guy bowed and I got a "thanks" message.
Because I have to deal with some dingus running around in the backround while I solo a boss with more HP now.
I black crystal these phantoms OUT once the boss gets to about 5%.
Jackson Fisher
Be more careful! :^)
Hudson Robinson
what does it mean if you have a gold crown floating over your head? I got summoned as a dorkmoon and there was this group of people just standing around. After a while the invader comes at me (and the host points at the two of us, I assume to fight next). But the weird thing is that the host and another player had these yellow pillars of light overtop of them, following them around.
When I went to kill the invader, he held onto 1 HP no matter how many times I hit him. At some point I also got this golden crown suddenly appearing over my head and then a burst of yellow light, which happened twice. Eventually the invader killed me (even though hitting him at 0 HP wasn't killing him) and I died.
What was going on? Is there some arena thing with the crowns and gold light? Was the invader a hacker?
Austin Nelson
Hacker, probably. The crown usually means you're winning an arena match.
Julian Martin
probably the host using cheat engine for the autitstic special effects shit
the invader was either using tears of denial or cheats as well
either way fight clubs are fucking autistic
Adam Howard
>Because I have to deal with some dingus running around in the backround while I solo a boss with more HP now. That's a lot to infer from 7 seconds, user.
Jayden Foster
This wasn't in an arena, just a normal darkmoon invasion, so that's weird.
Jaxson Perry
Hello faggots. I haven't played the game since june, anyone mind telling me the current meta?
Angel Russell
How's the arena and invasion activity on sl99 compared to 89? I feel like I need those 10 levels to make a fth build.
James Reyes
less curved swords, more straight swords and poise trading
Brody Adams
>summon phantom for Spear of the Church bossfight >named NotaPGuardian >dressed in all painting guardian gear >ok.jpeg >we go through the bossfog >fucker starts casting Warmth on the Spears boss >rolls into me and attacks as the same time as the boss to confuse me >get destroyed >get pointed down >pull the plug >never play online again
Chase Wright
...
Grayson Jones
Dark lothric sword and black knight / dragonhead shield or pontiff curved sword
Aaron Edwards
That's what you get for summoning, fucking casual. Should of gotten gud instead.
Ian Reed
What's the difference between a Deep infusion and a Dark infusion?
Colton Morales
Who needs their catacombs filled with estus
Isaac Lee
>literally summoned one of the boss' mobs to help with the boss What did you expect? Dark infusion scales with pyro stats exactly like chaos. Deep and fire don't scale
Caleb Torres
Such is the faggotry of the pisspant knight of want
Evan Rodriguez
Deep infusion doesn't scale with your stats. It's kinda useless unless you plan on inflicting dark damage on a low sl character.
Owen Miller
Here, puppy Sif, take my bigass shield. It will protect you from... "urban violence"
Kayden Moore
Anybody on PS4 help me transfer some stuff?
Jonathan Sanchez
awwww did my qt bb get bullied during the noobstomppy boss fight? i can help you for real but only if you let me hug you and kiss you like the good boy you are!
Cameron Cooper
I can help. Would be great if you had a sage+2 though.
Carter Turner
I do actually mate
you still there?
Daniel Morgan
Yup, dsg high wall?
Dominic Bailey
I just can't understand how anyone can post this shit and not cringe into a singularity.
Brandon Walker
can you stack bleed on a boss while they perform a grab attack?
Asher Baker
Already found somebody to help me with trade
I can drop it for you in a sec anyways tho
You got a lightning lothric GS?
Noah Parker
Anyone on PS4 got a spare Symbol of Avarice? I killed every single mimic (including the one in the Ringed City) and it didn't drop, I thought it was guaranteed.
I'm at the first bonfire in the Painted World, password is dsg.
Kevin Green
Childhood is loving Gwyndolin, adulthood is realizing Orbeck is better
Don't bully though I still like Gwyndolin
Matthew Johnson
Actually disregard thisI do need an archdeacon staff tho
Oliver Ward
God fucking dammit it is literally impossible to keep yuria alive fuck this i'm just gonna kill her for the armour
Jeremiah Davis
>impossible
how? literally just follow her questline
Kayden Cooper
I can trade you one for that sage. Day high wall?
William Campbell
That's right, just give in and REMOVE LONDOR
Zachary Russell
Dsg high wall? Phone posting while in game.
Nicholas Price
high wall
pass is /dsg/
give me 5 minutes since I am finishing this transfer up
put down your sign tho
Nathaniel Powell
Okay, wait. I miss 10 dregs. I thought I already turned 10 in for soul dregs but I didn't. Need anything else?
Evan Gray
not really
havels gauntlets and leggins?
Jonathan Kelly
Got leggings. Sign is down.
Mason Young
Try skull ring.
Asher Walker
*switches to mage stance* *casts homing soul mass* *immediately switches to spear stance* Dude fuck off, literal artificial difficulty
Jace Ross
ok, I messed up and forgot to take em out of storage. drop me the leggings and I will summon you again for the ring
deal? sorry
Sebastian Perez
Okay, I thought somebody else came to fuck me over.
Alexander Allen
give me a sec backing up my save and taking it out of storage keep your sign down
Also, do try to find some fauntlets for me since that is really what I needed it brb
Dylan Cruz
waiting on your sign mate
Christian Lopez
It's down. I don't have the gauntlets, sorry.
Christian Torres
what are you talking about?
Grayson Cruz
Just fight spear stance unlocked and it becomes a joke.
Andrew Ramirez
Bossfight I don't get it, she had no problems with me. Which later I realised I didn't want because I had forgotten to give her Orbeck's ashes
Brandon Fisher
I wish they would do away with Mimics, I haven't been fooled by one since DS2 since they went back to using exclusively the DS1 style tell for them which makes them a no brainer to spot.
Austin Ross
Anybody? I'm going for the all sorceries/miracles/pyromancies achievement and I'd like to make the covenant items farming a bit more bearable.
Gavin Garcia
You aren't supposed to kill the mimics
You're supposed to use undead hunter charms on them. When they fall asleep and open their mouth, they have a chance to spawn the Chesthead each time.
Dylan Williams
>get summoned in Painted World at the MIlwood bow tower >get Follower spear in my back before I can even start moving >one Milwood knight with doggo directly aggros on me
T-thanks
Joshua Taylor
Ds2 had a pretty obvious tell too. What they should do is add more kinds of mimics and shuffle them
Isaac Howard
I wasn't aware of that until after I killed them all, I thought the last one dropped it for sure like in DS1. Guess I'm fucked now