The Gulag of DotA 2 - /d2g/

>dp getting picked
finally

Sugar.

The sugar free one is kind of nice.

Makes you piss a lot

Like a soda lemon juice.

ARTEEZY IS SO FUCKING SHIT

WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING RAZOR MEME END!?

SHARTOUR "SHARTEEZY" SHITAEV BABAEV

Energy drinks taste like shit.

This. Sugar free ones are alright.

rtc is so fucking useless
just kick him already

Arteezy, please stop holding back Sumail, inshallah

like chemical bomb of sugar and caffeine

E-sports need to have drug testing. Most of the top teams are on drugs that's how they have fast reactions for many hours. The top drug users are 1) EG's sumail and RTS and Universe 2) All chinese top teams. You want fair games, not players on stimulants and drugs to get an advantage. So for me, the only best team is Alliance because they are clean and no cheat.

>team eg cast
I wanted this, thanks

>What does it taste like anyway?

Like shit, only energy drink worth drinking is red bull.

what team is singsing on now?

Red bull tastes like metal

I quite like the taste of red bull, a weird mediciney quality to it

ghost footjob

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>he hasn't seen the pictures

Can poomail eject the shartour on to the streets?

Post proof of your claims.

>chat suddenly wakes up and mentions drug usage in esports
>suddenly r9k mode even though there was spam about niggers and no one would bat an eye
hmm

Red Bull is easily the worst one desu senpai

This EG line up can't take buildings fast enough.

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Shit. Anything other than water or homemade juice is literal subhuman-tier.

Now EG is playing 4v5 again. Razor is fucking useless shit hero. It might be better if he stays base so he doesn't feed gold.

Razor is good -d2g

>us flag

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Good thing I am from a country it originates from and it has great taste.

Nobody said that

Where did the sharting meme come from?

SHARTOUR YET AGAIN DOES NOTHING

REMINDER THAT NEWBEE = STRAYA

>not drinking milk, cofee or tea

EG were raping teamfights and then shartour gets caught out and dies and buybacks and dies AGAIN and now newbee are in control gj sHARTOUR

From Artour being shit at DotA.

I FUCKING HATE RTZ SO MUCH YOU RETARDED BUYBACK NIGGER GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU TEAM KILLING NIGGER FUCK

>it's a stall so Sumail can try to carry the match again

Unfunny forced meme from some spammer.

I mean, RTZ is a shitter, but that Shartour thing doesn't have a good ring.

am i retarded or is there no way to tell if shrine is ready to use without clicking to it?

Stop playing fucking razor

How many times do you have to fuck up before you learn

>Shartour
>Sh1t
>Zairrhea

R T Z
T
Z

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Okay what in the fuck is Arteezy doing?

ARTEEZY.....

>Shartour goes afk and gets caught out

>RT-SHIT

STAY BASE SHARTOUR

NO MORE FEED PLS

FUCK ARTOUR STOP FEEDING

does rtz really know how to play razor?

>SHARTOUR DIES AGAIN

why is RTZ so bad?

rtc?????

manila masters???????

Your game is either bugged or you're a blind nigger

a used shrine has no water/lava on it

>Proof
I bet you think a single professional athlete isn't on performing enhancing drugs

poor rtz ;_;

How do we fix him?

SHARTEEZY STOP

you can't make this shit up

E-sports need to have drug testing. Most of the top teams are on drugs that's how they have fast reactions for many hours. The top drug users are 1) EG's sumail and RTS and Universe 2) All chinese top teams. You want fair games, not players on stimulants and drugs to get an advantage. So for me, the only best team is Alliance because they are clean and no cheat.

R T C ?
T
C
?
?
?

Arteezy is basically playing like me.

/ourguy/ arteezy tactical feeding as a pos 1 core next level strats

That blade mail is useless.

EG was ALWAYS autistic about Razor picks, even with PPD drafting and Fear on carry they would pick Razor on very common basis.

I must confess, I play dota 2 because I have foot fetish.

When I saw the first screenshots of dota 2 with Lina in them, I instantly knew it was my type of game. I used to play League of Legends, but I didn't like it very much because of lack of barefoot female champions there. Janna looked like she could be my type of champion, but unfortunately she has so ugly long feet it isn't even funny. Then there was Riven, but her sandals ruined any appeal for me.

Dota 2, on the other hand, immediately drew my attention as the game that put a lot of detail into the things I like.

My favourite hero in dota 2 is obviously Lina. Her appearance, clothes and, most importantly, her feet are prefect. I play Lina very often, but I must admit I sometimes loose focus in early game when I get a boner after looking at her feet on the selection screen after I pick her.

My second favourite hero is Mirana. If Lina's feet ignite my desire, Mirana's soft and pleasant looking toes warm my heart and give feeling of innocence and tenderness. I also like how Mirana shoots her bow, tightening her legs around her mighty tiger. Sometimes it gives me a hard on.

I like Windrunner, but I have to say that her feet are not so good in comparison to my two favorites, but I fancy her anyway. It seems that Windrunner runs a lot so her feet must be very rough on soles. She is still cool though. I would appreciate some cosmetic items that change her legs and feet to look more feminine.

I don't know if Death Prophets feet are good or not because I couldn't see them no matter how I tried to rotate her model.

Speaking of lost potentional, I patiently waited for Luna to be released, expecting her to be barefoot since she has a common theme with Mirana and my Irish ex-girlfriend had pretty amazing feet. Unfortunately, I was disappointed.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the future dota 2 developments and I hope there will be more beautiful barefoot female heroes.

WHERE IS THE PROOFS

>they win a lot with storm
>they keep drafting (and losing) the other electric hero

JUST

Are you rooting for /ourguys/?

>changes his nickname to "rts"
>play okay in early and mid game
>dies more and more the longer game goes

BEHEAD THOSE WHO FETISHIZE FEET

honestly sometimes I wish I had a fetish like this so that I could appreciate this kind of post
but then again maybe not

WHO THE FUCK IS MOOGY

EG has truly become the ultimate honeypot team

you can tell that this shitty pasta was made before introduction of CM arcana

uuu9

quick, how do we fix Shartour till TI7?

the s stands for shart

why do teams still pick razor

fucking autistic shits

EG.Mason when ?

lanm

Reminder why Arteezy was let back on EG

my nigga

>GET ME OUT

TOP KEK

OK /d2g/ I see how RTZ is holding EG back.

But who should replace him? Can he be replaced before TI7?