>pull emergency brake
>it's not an emergency
Pull emergency brake
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But it's not called the emergency brake, it's called the Parking brake. Almost all cars have a "P" for the indicator when it's on.
>turn on fog lights
>there is no fog
>not stepping on the emergency brake thinking its the clutch
fordpls wtf is this shit 2bh
>putting on my turn signal
>to change lanes
>get into my Midship Runabout
>I use it to go driving instead of running
>Have lever that would do nothing but lock your rear wheels up and send you spinning to your death in an emergency.
>Call it "emergency brake"
>step on the gas pedal
>it puts more air into the engine
>hit 4-ways switch
>only signals in 2 directions
>lock rear wheels
>car starts to spin out
do people really think this is the case?
>Le big tongue spitting while shouting jew
>pull emergency brake in an emergency
>nothing happens because the shoes are completely out of adjustment
>turn on headlights
>not getting any head
H-ha sure t-tricked them
>push in the clutch pedal
>transmission lets go of its clutch on the driveshaft
>push in the clutch pedal
>passenger not wearing seatbelt gets a concussion
o rite it's an auto oops
>Pull emergency brake in emergency
>No cable, does nothing
that's why culturally and linguisitally superior English people say "indicator" instead of "durn zignul hurr"
>saying you're a virgin
>you're actually not a virgin
>tell a girl I'm a virgin
>I'm not
>fuck her
>"how the fuck are you this good if you're a virgin"
>just talented I guess
Easiest compliments of my life ensue
That's why you should always ask to see the frenulum first!
>put seatbelt on
>i'm not wearing any pants
>put blower on full
>pretend i have no windshield
Air is a gas
>pull emergency brake
>still get swept away in hurricane harvey flood waters
so are farts
What the fuck were they thinking
>open sunroof
>it's raining
false advertising imo
too much gt
This is true
>step on the brake
>you break your nose on the steering wheel
Seatbelts are for sissies.
If someone did that to me and they happened to survive the crash I'd make absolutely sure they died afterwards.
>pull emergency brake in emergency
>handle is just a placebo, breaks off from floor
>car has gas pedal
>is diesel
>put something in the glove box
>it isn't gloves
LOCK ME UP
>car has break lights
>they always work
mine just says
(((brake)))
>gf says to step on the gas
>we're in a tesla
>things that never happened to me
h-haha what a twist...
why the thumbnail shows an E46 BMW and the car in question is actually a Jetta?
Just curious, I would love to have a handbrake so strong in my BMW that it actually did something.
the simpsons did this.
ZAMBONI!
They probably just grabbed a random image of a destroyed car