Pull emergency brake

>pull emergency brake
>it's not an emergency

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But it's not called the emergency brake, it's called the Parking brake. Almost all cars have a "P" for the indicator when it's on.

>turn on fog lights
>there is no fog

>not stepping on the emergency brake thinking its the clutch

fordpls wtf is this shit 2bh

>putting on my turn signal
>to change lanes

>get into my Midship Runabout
>I use it to go driving instead of running

>Have lever that would do nothing but lock your rear wheels up and send you spinning to your death in an emergency.
>Call it "emergency brake"

>step on the gas pedal
>it puts more air into the engine

>hit 4-ways switch
>only signals in 2 directions

>lock rear wheels
>car starts to spin out
do people really think this is the case?

>Le big tongue spitting while shouting jew

>pull emergency brake in an emergency
>nothing happens because the shoes are completely out of adjustment

>turn on headlights
>not getting any head
H-ha sure t-tricked them

>push in the clutch pedal
>transmission lets go of its clutch on the driveshaft

>push in the clutch pedal
>passenger not wearing seatbelt gets a concussion

o rite it's an auto oops

>Pull emergency brake in emergency
>No cable, does nothing

that's why culturally and linguisitally superior English people say "indicator" instead of "durn zignul hurr"

>saying you're a virgin
>you're actually not a virgin

>tell a girl I'm a virgin
>I'm not
>fuck her
>"how the fuck are you this good if you're a virgin"
>just talented I guess
Easiest compliments of my life ensue

That's why you should always ask to see the frenulum first!

>put seatbelt on
>i'm not wearing any pants

>put blower on full
>pretend i have no windshield

Air is a gas

>pull emergency brake
>still get swept away in hurricane harvey flood waters

so are farts

What the fuck were they thinking

>open sunroof
>it's raining

false advertising imo

too much gt

This is true

>step on the brake
>you break your nose on the steering wheel
Seatbelts are for sissies.

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If someone did that to me and they happened to survive the crash I'd make absolutely sure they died afterwards.

>pull emergency brake in emergency
>handle is just a placebo, breaks off from floor

>car has gas pedal
>is diesel

>put something in the glove box
>it isn't gloves
LOCK ME UP

>car has break lights
>they always work

mine just says
(((brake)))

>gf says to step on the gas
>we're in a tesla

>things that never happened to me

h-haha what a twist...

why the thumbnail shows an E46 BMW and the car in question is actually a Jetta?

Just curious, I would love to have a handbrake so strong in my BMW that it actually did something.

the simpsons did this.

ZAMBONI!

They probably just grabbed a random image of a destroyed car