Get ow da muhfuggin car muhfuggah righ nao

>Get ow da muhfuggin car muhfuggah righ nao

What would you do, Veeky Forums?

Stop making these threads, it's not Veeky Forums related and all they do is summon alphonse.

shits not even funny anymore just pathetic.

Get out and watch the bigger struggle because he can't drive stick.

grind, GRIIIIIIIND, grind, GRIIIIIIIIND...

>get off the bus
>flag down a taxi
Your move DeTyquan

Just give him it since it's a $1k shitbox, I'll get the money from insurance and get something better

shoot him as I get out of the car

who is Alphonse??? is he that funny guy who always triggers racists??

>summon Alphonse

Like he's some fucking Egyptian demigod lmao

Distract him with my tits and stab him in the neck when he tries to grape me.

>is a fag with an HIV
>uses faggot as an insult

pot calling the kettle negro

No it isn't, OP here I made it because I was bored

I don't have hiv????????????? wtf????

i just got tested like a month ago. im negative. i have ulcerative colitis tho. it's pretty painful desu.

>blacks live in mud huts
>blacks don't even have fucking Flintstones cars

Is alphonse even the same person now or just a group of people

ive always been the same person.

Is Alphonse literally a gay furry nigger?

Holy shit the absolute state of this board.

i don't really choke it to furry anymore. i mostly masterbate to my husbandos or occasional 3dpd. furry stuff is still kinda hot tho desu senpai.ly

>mfw my shitposts gave someone ulcerative colitis

Gladly donate my keys to this impoverished youth in hopes it can help him get to either college or his job, thus elevating him from the systematic racism my privileged white ilk have subjected upon his kind since they literally built this country.
In no way would my vehicle be considered suitable reparations for the suffering the black community has endured, but it's a step in the right direction.
Anything else would be racist.

>he's still obsessing over me

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
my gawd i can't breath LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>prezo copying my posting style
lol beyond obsessed

Everyone knows you're obsessed with me and copy my shitposting style n reuse my macro, let's keep it real.

so ulcerative coluitis eh? that's hilarious!
don't you have to shit through a straw or something?

Spray him with sulfuric acid t.b.h

holy shit i just looked it up, its ulcers literally inside your asshole.

>copy my shitposting style
yes you do this. i just said that

lol i actually laughed at this. it effects my intestines not my ass. lol

>post yfw alphonse ultimately dies of colon cancer by the end of 2019

>mfw i caused this
>literal death from butthurt

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I'm not going to die though? I'm on omeprazole 20 mg, remicade, and i got some oxycodone.

Pretty happy desu. That's cruel to laugh at me. I don't wish disease on you guys.

Speed off seeing as how niggers cant aim worth a shit

Considered it.

Fuck off Alphonse.

>never had slaves
Who do you think sold slaves to Europeans? Africans loved to enslave neighboring tribes long before whitey showed up.

Do not respond you idiots.

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Where is mccrummy we need him here

>when we need him
So, not here ever again?

oh man this thread got nuked

Not nearly hard enough.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

sheeeeeeiiit hommie yall got 2 brake peddles down there also yo shifter thing got no drive or reverse

this is the most disgusting thing ive seen all day

You just carry around sulfuric acid with you?

LE EBIN ALPHONOSE 4CHANZ ME-MEZ JAJAJAJA