ITT: First Car accident
>In turning lane
>no cars coming
>car in front of me stops
>be me young and dumb expecting car in front to just go
>break to late and rear end her
>fucks up front bumper and causes my passenger side drain plug to leak all of the coolant
>pretty sure other car doesn't have insurance. Only has a few small dents and black paint from my car
>have to replace whole radiator
>me
>driving saturn l series
>get into turn lane
>black camaro pulls out in front of me to turn into neighborhood
>I'm going ~25 ish mph
>tbone the fuck outta camaro
>sue camaromane
>buy passat
>mfw
>late 20s
>three months ago
>go to driving school to get license
>5th time/hour driving in my life
>approach roundabout
>have to stop to yield to traffic
>ford transit rear ends me
Only accident so far:
>have doctors apointment
>hospital is close to a stadium
>big game that night
>roads are impossible, huge lines
>not familiar with that side of town
>make a few wrong turns
>stop behind a line of trafic
>suddenly feel a hit on the back and hear a huge bang
>look behind me
>theres a completely totaled car crashed into the guardrail
>my 98 ford fiesta that looks like it will fall apart at any moment has a broken tail light and a small dent
>a woman gets out of the car miraculously unharmed and just starts crying and apologizing for denting my car
>exchange numbers so we can arrange insurance
>drive off, late for doctors appointment
Still dont get how she didnt notice my car was stopped and not moving, luckily she noticed in time and turned into the guardrail only lightly touching my car
>Try to kill myself in 02 accent
>Launch car into bog at @40-50
>Live
Mfw
Car only needed a new wheel and radiator.
>christmas day
>headed to grandparents house
>Driving vw super beetle
>compacted snow on ground
>head down hill
>start to pick up speed
>see house at end of street/hill
>only doing 20mph (~40kph) should be fine
>try to brake gently
>brakes lock instantly
>oh fuck.jpg
>slide up curb and into house's front yard
>get out of car
>ring their doorbell
>dude and his mother answer
>me: "sorry I drove into your yard"
>them: "uh okay"
>they see yellow beetle partially in bushes
>them: "oh thats what you meant"
>crashing into other cars
kys.
the only reason you should ever crash is if you were hooning too hard on a back road and lose control.
>played vidya for 12h
>hop in parents car to go meet friends
>spacing out constantly, ADHD at critical levels
>exit driveway going uphill, turn right
>box of cd's that was on dash falls on me under acceleration
>look at it
>wtf
>push it away
>eyes go back up
>didnt put the wheels straight and im pointing at another parked car
>panic
>right foot goes to the floor
>on the gas pedal
>hit other car in the back
>enough to make it move forward and hit the next parked car
>a whole line of busfags across the street just staring at me
>i dont move for a good 15 seconds thinking im just gonna wake up
no other accident at least
funny to read this when i almost crashed hooning last night. eurobeat, not even once kids.
>be me
>live in retirement shithole
>leaving bank with dad
>some old bitch whips in front of me and pulls in spot at hair salon
>stop at stop sign
>she backs into me at a pretty quick rate
>get out mad but not get or seem mad
>she drove a newer cross over that had back up sensors I know she pressed the wrong pedal
>she keeps trying to say (GEE WHERE ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY????)
>I tell her that if I was in such a hurry why did I stop at the stop sign for you to back into me
>we just wait for FHP to show up for 2 hours
>FHP guy says well theres nothing I can do stop wasting my time
>file insurance claim as soon as I get home
>a few weeks later I get a pay out from her husband for the exact amount I need for body work
>rear suspension is still fucked from the accident
Kek that's how I got my Golf, felt like a trade up from a Corolla
>luckily she noticed in time and turned into the guardrail only lightly touching my car
>a woman that isn't a self centered bitch and actually put herself in danger so that others would be spared from her stupidity
should have married her.
Shit man, things get better dude, at least get a nicer car to die in
Yea I know. I've learned from it.
>in parking garage
>trying to back my Vue out of parking space
>paying attention to lifted asshole F350 on my left
>crunch
>shit
>i'd hit the support pillar to the right of the parking space
>try again and back the rest of the way out
>get out and check my front bumper
>it scraped a bunch of paint off the support pillar but didn't leave a dent because plastic saturn
good day
Honestly I kinda feel sorry for her, she was clearly back from working a ton of hours and commuting like an hour back home, she had just a few months ago been able to scrounge up the money to buy the car too.
Ironically a week or so later the same thing happened to me but I was able to stop before hitting anything except I wasnt tired from working just had fucked sleep schedules from staying up late shitposting
Yeah. Have a Milan now. Not suicidal atm, life is ok, broke up with gf a couple days ago. It was for the best.
Didn't mean to reply to that guy at the end, shit
First one ever I can recall
>be 7yo
>mom driving 90's Chevy astro
>coming round a blind turn
>some sort of lifted suv stopped in the middle of the road for no reason
>mom slams into him
>Back end lift and goes to the side
>I was drinking a red koolaid
>mom freaks the fuck out thinking it's blood
First one with me driving
>late at night
>taking friend home
>decide to take curvy back road
>drift expertly first time through
>go back for more fun
>totally fuck up and lose back end
>hit fence
>slide back round to road and hit the birm
>flip
>land right side up
>zero injuries
>cars totaled but running
>drive it home
Side note, wasn't my car.
:(
never been in one, been driving for 7 years, and I'm aggro af on the road. have had many speeding tickets though.
>be 19 or so in 2012
>driving parents' 99ish Geo Metro to office where I'm interning for the summer
>???
>t-bone pickup crossing from right to left at light
I'd try to explain the circumstances but I honestly do not recall them, I remember looking to my left right after impact and seeing the light change and putting it on the police report but I don't remember now what it was changing from or to.
I do remember
>I was playing some Eminem song on my phone - I remember pulling the aux cable before exiting the car so if someone came over it wouldn't make me look any worse than I already did. I do know I wasn't messing with the phone before the accident cause I was super careful about avoiding that at the time
>There was an overhanging branch that obscured the stoplight until you got really close, only noticed that after going by the intersection again later
Airbags deployed, car was totaled. Think the pickup might have been only minor damage, it didn't look too bad.
>tldr probably ran a red light and tboned someone, probably because autopilot
>honestly cannot remember specifics, also probably because autopilot
It was such a cute car and it got like 48, 50 mpg. I felt terrible.
Think I'm a much better driver at this point though. Now I enjoy driving, back then I tolerated it if I had to.
>First vehicle, 1990 Chevy Suburban with ~370k miles on the odometer.
>November, heater core doesn't work for shit.
>Going to pick friend up from their house before school.
>Driving out of a 3" x 3" square of defrosted windshield, dumb as fuck.
>Car parked illegally, don't see it because parked illegally and frosted windshield.
>Hit said parked car (Buick Century) @ 25mph.
>Look over, see car's owner in their kitchen window holding a coffee cup and a look of shock on their face.
>Cops come, older cop says I don't have to be written a ticket because the car was parked illegally.
>Young hot-shot cop says I have to get a ticket to learn a lesson, $240 and 1 point on my license.
>Truck's front end and alignment fucked up, still drives OK.
>Buick basically totalled out.
tfw no accidents because I know how to fucking drive
>green light intersection
>car takes right turn AFTER I cross the crosswalk
>right-turning car fucking stops on spot too
>hard brake and stop next to him on towards their left
Like what the fuck, i swear this guy was trying to do insurance fraud
I go forward, and we end up driving on the same fucking lane for a few seconds too until I overtook him.
This is when you call the cops and ping her for the whole cost. She shouldn't have been driving if she had no insurance
>driving out parking lot
>Ford Ka backs out of a space as I go past and puts a dent in my door
>other driver takes full responsibility for it at the scene
>later seems to decide that it wasn't her fault and tries to challenge it (unsuccessfully, of course)
Not very exciting, I know.
first accident happened last chistmas eve
>driving home from christmas party at a family members house
>around 10pm didnt feel like drinking so left early
>car behind me is following too close, can barely see his headlights in my rear view mirror
>was driving 1999 cherokee he had a some year nissan sentra
>going over a hill see car back out onto 4 lane highway in front of me
>slam brakes going 55 cant swerve because oncoming traffic
>car that backed out tries to pull back into driveway
>car behind me hits at full speed when im down to 20-30mph
>get pushed into car in front before he can move out of the way
>front car quarter panel fucked up, jeep totaled, nissan totaled
got blamed for the car in front of me because pennsylvania is auto fault for rear end collisions even though i was pushed into him
>driving to work in the morning so highway is full as fuck
>raining so I try to keep more than the standard safety distance
>everytime I do get enough of a gap an asshole drives into it
>suddenly the he guy infront of me hits the car infront of him
>because he just destroyed my safety gap I go right into him and the dude behind me goes into me
>the car that started it was an old cunt who stopped because she just "touched" the car infront of her
By touch she didn't even have a mark where she supposedly touched the car infront
And she just stopped on the highway
>because I know how to fucking drive
>experienced drivers don't get rear-ended
heh
Has anyone ever seen an unavoidable accident coming and stepped on it to give the moron a little more physical harm?