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>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 >Test server byond://ss13.moe:1337 >Public server list byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>How do I connect to the servers? Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Leo Williams
I found a poem that describes the current state of the server
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
Liam Sanchez
nuke is the worst thing to ever happen to Veeky Forums
Blake Murphy
The guy or the gamemode
>nuke ops win vs a station with a retarded captain and no security >wow we are so good
Daniel Davis
try to live freely and automatically good bye
Jose Scott
They'll behave making who they are irrelevant or they wont and they'll be out the door.
Ask for your notes in a time they aren't on and type up explanations and logs for each note. Do a search on the forum and collect their bans/ban requests so if they fly off the handle you'll be able to assblast them. Regardless of the trialmins being shitters, you always have to mind your p's and q's when it's trialmin season cause they got a chip on their shoulder.
If you're absolutely determined to get your sec balids by any means, implant and perma them. When they escape you can kill them and it's covered under space law. In general, don't go harder than space law and you're basically untouchable with anything they do in disregard of that wont stand a day
Bagel's is down on the science outpost
Jeremiah Butler
How did he even become a senior admin? Excluding the trialmins he's very clearly the most autistic
Joshua Gonzalez
Senior admins rank up as the old ones burn out and fuck off.
Connor Rivera
>most autistic
I thought being autistic was a requirement for this game, so it makes sense such a complete autist rises over the rest
Matthew Cooper
I don't even have any notes, I guess I'm just paranoid about the discord squad shitting up my play hours
Mason Nelson
Then just follow space law and you're untouchable. It's when you get greedy you get dinged
Thomas Brooks
not that guy but they blatantly setup situations in-game using metaknowledge, it's obvious if you ghost
Why would I want to play on a server that allows this?
Elijah Scott
Honestly, you shouldn't play ss13 at all. It's a toxic influence in your life and there's no justification to put yourself through it.
Jack Bell
No he's not autistic, he's retarded.
There's a world of difference between the two. Retardation is when you cut out your rotting tooth at home with a knife instead of going to a dentist.
Caleb Gray
stop projecting yourself, just because you view it as toxic, doesn't make it so for everyone.
I truely enjoy this game until I saw some very shady bullshit with RFUltra/Avada while memebones was admining
Camden Lewis
How do I become friends with my waifu? How do I get her steam?
Brody Richardson
start metafriending her then pm them on discord so you can metagame easier
Nathaniel Davis
message her on byond messanger and say she's fun to play with.
Connor Carter
Which waifu is most likely to ERP with me?
How do I approach them about it?
Austin Cooper
what did you see
Parker Murphy
Gib ideas 2 code
Nathaniel Watson
finish your current projects
Christopher Long
prions
Cooper Turner
optimise blood fix virus transmission make zas affect people on space tiles teeth datums
Carson Cruz
>be ling >RFUltra is my target >do nothing besides setup an engine >literally 5 minutes into the round >Meet RFUltra and Avada in engineering maintenance >Avada is dragging RFUltra around in a locker, opening and shutting it in front of me, taunting me >There's a paramedic right off all our screens that kept wandering in to check on them
>parasting Avada >weld the locker with RFUltra inside >drag the locker to space >paramedic is right behind me, begging for RFUltra's corpse >as I'm flying through space a rubber ducky spawns in front of me >Memebones was the only admin
Just a coincidence that my objectives were known, they knew which gamemode it was, and who the ling was.
Just. A. Coincidence.
Mason Young
If you got that shit and if its true, user, you got the logs to deadmin and permaban them all.
Dig in user, be the man we all need, ban that fucking faggot and the waifus.
Give me the date that this happened and I will secure ban valids
Sebastian Nguyen
what am I looking for in the logs exactly, obviously people aren't dumb enough to meta-game in-game
Luke Miller
Go and dig in the logs the user below you mentioned, copy paste all of them, get them all and present them to pain.
Godspeed user, rid us of that fucking toe the line metaclubing piece of shit plasmaman and the worst players we have.
Mason Powell
>Communication or a lack thereof >checked antagonists. >spawned /obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/rubberducky You should know best what exactly happened.
Cooper Hill
Locker opening is probably logged, alongside them being suspicious. Avada and rin arent smart at all, same with sawbones, meta can be easily detected with logs and if you can prove that sawbones was being a metaclubbing shit or atleast get enough logs that make it highly fucking suspicious that he was, alongside Rin and avada being part of it, you already made it so they are branded hard, suspicions of metagaming arent lifted easy, that alone makes it so RF gets deadminedimediately if he cant give a good excuse.
Never underestimate how stupid people are user. Go bust them.
Luis Foster
I'm not sure the exact date this transpired. I'm ready to logdive to find it but I need some sort of string that I can ctrl+F
Is there a certain string that says who's a ling on round begining or end?
Leo Nelson
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Aiden Roberts
spawned /obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/rubberducky should be fairly unique
Lincoln Morris
Of course there is >Antagonists at round end were... >Changelings: Which MONTH did it happen in then?
Liam Martin
>New summer blockbuster flick, The Heist! >Come watch as these daring burglars knock over a bank! >Go out with your friends to watch, sit down and spend 15-20 minutes getting snacks, getting comofrtable, excited for whats going to happen >Be excited and on the edge of your seat >Two minutes into the movie the Police Chief catches the burglars planning their heist and puts them in jail for life >Remaining two hours of the film follows the Police Chief as they go around town bragging and telling people how they should be thankful they're so good at their job
>Be chef >Get started in the round, gather ingredients, start making food >Spend 15-20 minutes preparing for whatever crazy shit might go down, make food and keep your head down and a knife in reach >Excited and on the edge of your seat >ATTENTION I JUST CAUGHT THE CULT I AM THE WINNER I WILL BE COMING AROUND TO ALL DEPARTMENTS SO YOU CAN SUCK MY GIRLDICK IN APPRECIATION >Spend the next two hours stuffing soybeans, reishi and sadness into hamburger buns until shuttle arrives
Ayden Ramirez
>girldick who
Jonathan Lee
>girldick tell us more
Ethan Hall
ban rin
Jaxson Brooks
I am not sure, but I just got down searching for
'spawned /obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/rubberducky'
november - march of this year, only came across one time Zealtron spawned one and I wasn't playing.
Now my question is how the hell does a rubber ducky appear in space and not float away?
Charles Wilson
and also leave no logs, I need something else to search for
Caleb King
Just like any object it requires force to be moved. If you don't throw an object it won't move in space.
Angel Price
In the round you're talking about, RFUltra was a ling. The map was Box, so the horseshoe was spawned in the medbay lobby. Unless it happened this month, the only other time he has spawned a horseshoe was the first of January where he spawned it in the backroom of the kitchen.
Brayden Kelly
Nope, it was Deff and it was at least a few months ago and RFultra was not a ling as I absorbed them
Brayden Russell
You can absorb a fellow ling, however your stings do not work on them.
Ethan Stewart
Absorbing lings is not allowed under the moral code though
Cooper Jackson
I know this.
Question, even if I found this log, what proof would I be looking for?
Brody Torres
what do you listen to while you play spess?
Angel Rivera
How did rfultea jump from being welded in a locker to being a corpse.
This story has some issues along with nobody being able to find sawbones spawning a duck.
William Fisher
synthwave smooth jazz vaporwave beats rain
John Johnson
nothing.
Robert Perez
Other videogame music, like Silent Hill or Starcraft for example
I always put *something* on because my headset is old and bad. It cuts out and starts spewing static at very high volume if I let it stay on without audio for too long. Game OSTs, dadrock, progressive rock, other rock, filk, classic, chill stuff like Gary Jules. Stuff that can play for a long time, which usually means full albums or long compositions
Jayden Miller
Stalk them, write them creepy heart notes and leave them by her workplace, learn to play their department, spend every round that they're playing that department in said same department, wait for them to give you their steam in a note!
kinda depends on what job I'm playing Mining gets folk and bluegrass, medbay gets Jimmy Buffet, since his music keeps me from flipping my shit, and everything else usually gets basically anything. youtube.com/watch?v=fE4zdYtHJG0&user=ashleymartins21 Related. DMT is some good-ass mining music.
Jackson Turner
>chef >someone put mutation toxin in all my food >on extended HAHA FUNNY PRANK
>RFultra the "I'm in the metaclub" shitposter is an admin >the same person that waifuposts about souhei >the same person that shitposts about rin This won't end well.
Ian Carter
If they do a shit job then they'll get demoted, simple as that. There's no need to act like this is the end of the server.
Jonathan Green
>dragonbro
Tyler Butler
Fuck that guy
Oliver Peterson
good admin, only hated by the metaclub
Evan Ortiz
i wanna play but serb is down what do
Nolan Scott
FIX THE FUCKING SERVER
Aaron Gutierrez
It does that when restarting. Try now.
Kayden Barnes
its just resetting, give it sixty seconds
Eli Butler
An hero.
Gabriel Miller
He waifuposts about me too, don't forget
--- the surfer girl
Lucas Watson
I want to make love to Valkyrie Skies and upload it live to her newscaster feed so everyone can watch; but she'll be experiencing too much pleasure to do anything about it
Owen Wright
>mfw last thread thought some horsefuckers dA was mine
Good try autists, you're not even close.
Anthony Bailey
you're still in an inflation fetish group for furries degenerate
Noah Johnson
No proof?
Ian Wright
...
Carter Murphy
We were greyshits wandering around with a fucking locker in maint how the fuck does that even appear as metagaming.
PS to help you in your search it was on Deff.
Christian Adams
Why was a paramedic in full spacesuit/internals following you just off screen
Why did you hack open one of the airlocks and then call me over and sit there opening/closing the locker with RFUltra(my target) in it?
Ian Nguyen
BUTTBOT FOR RE-ADMIN 2017
Jacob Gray
RF isn't pathetic enough to metacomm man
Souhei is though.
Gavin Hill
this post is souhei reverse-self-shilling
Aaron Jones
I don't believe i ever hacked open an airlock? >be bored greyshits on deff >decide it's time to hunt vampires for the memes so one of us is in the locker but emilia doesn't know deff maint so i pull it around >wander around maint for 10 minutes until we run across some faggot engineer blocking the path in a 1 tile walkway in starboard maint >open and close the locker so they can push by but they don't >go towards the solars so the engineer can get by and we can be on our way >try to make light conversation or some shit as we all end up near the starboard solar since that's where the pathway opens up >emilia gets kidnapped, never to be found again, a paramedic walks by >some faggot posts in the thread about how this was somehow some big metagaming trick >months later posts in the thread about about how this was some big metagaming trick, goes through the trouble of logdiving
dawg it would probably easier if you just went through the past threads to see if you could find the first time you said this and that would correspond with the dates or some shit
Dylan Diaz
Fuck off retarded newfags
Carson Clark
The fart emote and anything butt-related should be removed
Alexander Morris
The butt emote and butt butt-related should butt removed
Asher Roberts
Is it confirmed RFultra and Avada are metagaming now?
Carson Hall
>now where have you been
Alexander Brown
it took longer than normally, retried for a few minutes. Didn't play the round before. SORRY FOR ASSUMING.
