/srg/ - speedrunning general

sumichu

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lmao the obsessed poster is still here, so broken.

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reminder this general is so fucking garbage all the /srg/ guys at NASA just browsed the /v/ threads because they were more entertaining.

Only normies go to marathons. Nobody at NASA is or ever was true /srg/.

Who is true /srg/ then?

- Squid
- monkeyposter
- trannyposter

>using Veeky Forums
>2017

>all the faggots browsed /v/
sounds about right.

>not being a faggot in the year of our lord 2017

this is OG srg

the old community died on Veeky Forums like 2 years ago, y'all aren't srg

literally 3/4 of those fags are newbois

Everyone who went to NASA is not a speedrunner.

Reminder that resident furry Mr_Shasta has started his own team called 'The Wonderers' which means nothing and is just an attempt and having a team that sounds like The Wobblers

The Wonderer is a pretty good WRPG speedrunner!!

probably cause oldbois are fucking fags

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does speedrunning have a doping problem?

don't fight

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So I think I'm autistic enough to start speedrunning but I have no fucking idea what game to try.

What are some ((((Fun))) games that are easy to learn to start?

kirby's airride for the nintendo gamecube

A game that you don't mind playing a lot is the best game to start with. Don't worry about difficulty.

when's the new hate list coming out?

why didn't you sage?

did you study hard so you could get a rekky, srg

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The God Gamer Stigma

grind monkeying is the cancer killing speedrunning
why should skilled runners go for records when a mindless grindmonkey will just steal it back after weeks of 18 hour a day grinding?

word, death to ALL grind monkeys

dropping an upword on the post below

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>the broken obsessed freak is still here
lol

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sad

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word

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>check srg
>still the same stupid shit from years ago
>close srg

I just want to go fast in GTA: SA.

I want try into memerunning. What game choose?

why didn't you sage?

Yet you keep coming back

why didn't you sage?

how do u?

>Squid's sum of best isn't even 49 yet.

>Squid is still doing the CCM18 route from 2012.

>Squid is still a stupid fucking grind monkey.

twitter.com/fivvess/status/869295134348791808

pastebin.com/sh44cbEz

lmao

how did he stop making money? Was he not making that donation money

turns out speedrunning isn't as lucrative as people have thought. not everyone gets those donations and twitch's affiliate program is a joke because you don't even get paid until you get 10,000 bits.

Maybe he should have speed ran a good game that has a viewer base baka. Did he even have a sub button?

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

*mindlessly grind ion's records 18 hours a day despite not being even remotely as skilled as he is*
*bird laughs*

who is this?

thanks for the late response!

This is ya boi retro. I'm looking for some video ideas. Can anybody hit me up with some? Thanks.

1. how corrupt gdqs are (cool matty spilled his beans on reddit a few weeks ago) and how corrupt the charities of choice are
2. 3. how great nasa was but a few trannys/sjws didn't agree
4. how randomizers are taking over speedrunning
5. how sda and srl are completely dead now

Randomers have nothing to do with speedrunning and are not effecting it in any way.

rando races is the epitome of speedrunning. especially alttp races. if only srl stepped up it's game and promoted the heck out of rando games. i'm sure alttp isn't the only fun rando racer.

Randomizers are not speedrunning.
Races are not speedrunning.

Back to r/speedrun / NASA.

*banshee screeches*

Why are you screaming instead of coming back with an argument? So Reddit. Nu-srg is absolutely pathetic.

Grav looks like Mr. Bean

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you can speedrun randos just like you can speedrun minecraft. each seed can have it's best time.

>goal: beat the game as fast as possible
imagine that! the very definition of speedrunning is also the same definition for rando races. guess that settles that. rando races are speedrunning. rando races are the future.

Grind Monkeys can't accept that they can't mindlessly grind the exact same sections over and over again, but actually need skill to adapt to situations on the fly. That is why they oppose randomizers.

what does skill have to do with speedrunning?

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based advice.

he clearly needs to play some rando races then. you get that instant gratification even if you lose.

note: grind monkeying takes no effort
that means you squid

what is it with guys named ryan playing goldeneye?

Guys, I'm feeling like chilling and watching some speedruns, can you link your favorite runs, preferably ones that are informative and doesn't have to be world record runs, just runs for funs

youtube.com/watch?v=3LQ7xB9KTrQ
my favorite gdq run

Thanks famalam

>and he never sped again

The Grind Monkey Stigma

grindxm0nkey

*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

question to you. or to squid if he knows.

are you flippy_o?
or toastrider?

It might be flippy. Toast doesn't care enough to shitpost.

neither

That English is way too intelligible to be toastrider's.