What does Veeky Forums want most?

From most important to least, list what you want from a car

1) Fuel economy
2) Comfort
4) Tech
3) Size
4) Acceleration
5) Top speed
6) Cred

Also I don't know how to count, but that's nothing new on Veeky Forums

Why are americans so fat, dumb and disgusting?

fun

Why are there no driving dynamics on that list.

More than all of these, I like handling.

Being able to change direction quickly and repeatedly is a lot of fun for me.

Character

somebody to love and protect

light weight
not a convertible
no horseshit gimmicks
rwd or awd

A.E.S.T.H.E.T.I.C.S
engine that runs 4eva - easy to work on
weatherproof - no leaks no rust
max comfy - everything should fall to hand
handling - never having to slow down
Acceleration - smooth but quick building

1. DORIFUTO
2. Aesthetico
3. Other stuff I guess

this

for a DD, considering it has to be stick, bigger than a 2 seater, smaller than a crossover and ff or awd layout:

handling
accel
look
comfy
tech
fuel economy
top speed

>handling
>acceleration
>comfort
>size (small cars)

1. Reliability
2. Seriously, I'm paranoid about reliability because I'm a god-awful mechanic
3. Can fit a bicycle inside
4. Can do highway speeds easily
5. Comfort
6. Running costs
7. Special snowflake status in traffic
....
1000. Handling, performance and such

1) Handling
2) Aesthetics
3) Fun factor
4) Reliability
5) Usability (minor but important)

>Be american
>Start seeing how if you are a single male and you have a large vehicle
>You're just an asshole
>Why do they keep making huge cars when there is only one or two people in the car....

So you can keep up with the Joneses. They already have a 2017 Ford F-150, why don't you?

>1, 2, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6

>maymay from reddit

Yep

>Why do they keep making huge cars when there is only one or two people in the car....
status
irl penis points
the illusion of safety
god complex from sitting above other traffic

all SUVs need to be destroyed, if you want a huge AWD station wagon just buy a fucking Forester.

>numbered lists are reddit memes

what's it like being too young to remember the underpants gnome episode of south park?

Krautchanball is considered a reddit meme these days, sadly.

I want it to be CLEAN af

t. normalfag nocar

fun and aesthetics are tied at first
easy to wrench on
cheap to maintain
reliable
fast

1) Cred
2) Acceleration
4) Top Speed
3) Size
4) Comfort
5) Tech
6) Fuel Economy

1. clean windows
2. clean FUCKING windows
3. clean interior
4. clean paint
5. comfy
6. handling
7. acceleration

>Size/Handling
>Acceleration
>Comfort
>Fuel Economy
>Cred
>Tech
>Top Speed

comfort
acceleration
fuel economy
tech

actually scratch that, bump handling up to above clean interior

>cred

I assume that isn't your car, then.

So get a dog.

>Those stock wheels and tires

Thanks I will.

>1) Cred
>goes on to buy a cadishit

aaaaaaaaahahahashahhahahahahahahahahahaha

>light weight
>fun
>milage
>practicality
>speed
>looks

Don't fuck it though.

Definitely gets cred

New ones are on the way. Current tires are shredded from skids.

>1 2 4 3 4 5 6

lmao that pic

>numale cuck with his trendy Leica doesn't even know what he's looking at
>some Youtube fag with 12 subscribers who spent his life savings on a camera so he can start a """CAR REVIEW CHANNEL"""
>tasteless poo with his fucking Walmart jeans ROLLED at the cuff
>flat-brim cholo faggot, not the kind of idiot you want attention from

Oh boy the delusion in this thread.

inb4 the standard "HURRRR POST UR CAR UR HURTING MY FEELINS BUSRIDER"

REV UP YOUR ENGINES ITS TIME FOR...!

IT'S TIME FOR SCOTTY KILMER CHANNEL

god tier firing order

sounds like you want a bus pass

unless you're mrcummy

Comfort
Size
Acceleration
Fuel economy
Top speed
Tech
Cred

1. Resale value
2. Reliable reputation
3. Fuel sipper
4. Cheap insurance
5. Comfortable seats
6. Either a 2.5L 4 banger or the power of one (1.5T)
7. Decent size space for an ice chest, camping grill, and a few duffle bags.

Coupes look nice, but I spend more time looking out of my car than looking at it. So instead of cucking myself with 2 doors and a hindering
useless backseat, I got a sedan.

The perfect balance of intelligence and stupidity.

i already have a boyfriend and i hate dogs

Poorfag student here:
1) fuel economy
3,77l gas/100km so far
2)maintainance
My car takes 3L of oil and decent tires are about 35€ also it is verry relieable and spare parts are cheap.
3) simple tech
No turbochargers, direct injection,AWD, DCT or hybrid
4)size
As small as possible on the outside, and as big as posiible on the inside.

because I just got a 2018 2500 sierra :^)

so mr2s, rotarys, citroens, and other wacky oddities

i think he means saab

I laughed to hard

...

1. reliability
2. comfort
3. space
4. fuel economy

Nothign says class, like fake exhaust tips on a 200k car.

1: Drive feel

2: character

3: at least just a little bit of practicality

shut up cuck

everyone thinks they want handling, acceleration, top speed etc

but really they just want cool sounds and a nice body

3.5l ecoboost and 3100lbs

1. Acceleration
2. Comfort
3. Cred
4. Size
5. Top speed
6. Tech
7. Fuel economy

>1) muh freedoms to go anywhere
>2)dont care
>3)dont care
>4)dont care
>5)dont care
>6)Fuel economy

It runs in the family, i easily piss off fat disgusting burgers simply by existing. I'm a leaf.