/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

No time for games Edition

What's new?

>2017 S1 rewards will be raptors mounts
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20562668

>Nexus challenge is over
It was a good ride lads, now go back to your game overshitters

>D.Va spotlight
youtu.be/HlrAD_fkZ74

>Megabundles Announced All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for ''''''''FREE''''''''''
>Promotion ends May 29nd, 2017
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0 Now live
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/

>For New Players
>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE

>How to get good at everything in life
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Which heroes should I buy?
Anything but Nova

>Official Community Resources, Guides, and Tips
>Talent Calculators, Statistics, Youtubers, and more
us.battle.net/heroes/en/guides-resources/

>Current Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20720246/
>Current Weekly Brawl
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20766462/
>Current Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20720245/

>Pleb lists
robogrub.com/tierlist
tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

>Where can I find you dota reject feeders?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat

Last episode:

>tfw you go mine build on a huge map and can feel their rage as they get dismounted every 5 seconds

>Playing a shit slow mage who isn't Guldan
Already in the wrong

best girl

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>almost die
>lost the most important alliance aircraft
>lost his main ship
>lost an army

btfo indeed lol

post your level
here's mine

post your rank

oh no he destroyed a lanters
BTFO EKSDE

Stay a while and listen, Duriel, Baal and Mephisto when? +RAKANISHU

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>Sylvanasfags

let's do it right this time

>furfags

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

Titty monster hero when?
Who will it be?
Why wasn't it best waifu Auriel?

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why do stealthies even exist? they ruin the fun for everyone in QM

>dva release 100 years ago
>not a scrap of news for what is next
ded gaem

Next hero

)))))))))))))))))))))))

When is the next hero revealed? Spoonfeed pls.

maybe dont cuck yourself from the get go and play an assassin next time

>Sylvanas
>Lost future
>Lost her fleet
>Lost an army

do varian and gul dan have any funny quips?

Anniversary stream on June 5th with a release to the PTR immediately after. Proper release on June 12/13th when the Anniversary Event ends.

Finally

jfc i thought this game would never end they had the core at 44% for like 10min

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are they going to tease a new hero tomorrow?
or is it next week?

June 5 special stream.

sorry, roster is full

D.va was their pinnacle, can't beat that

>the quick decent into madness as he realizes I was criticizing him

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>genji free week

>Go shuriken route
>dash up into anyone's face
>unload all stars
>dead

don't forget
>still damned

When will dva drop in price?
>implying all the shitters don't have him already

>Illidan
nothing wrong, all was collateral damages

>Sylvanas
selfish, backstabbing bitch

you literally cannot prove me wrong

More like genji feed week

>matchmaking puts me in a guaranteed loss for my forced 50%
>20 minutes of slogging through never making progress
>lose
>get as much xp as a 6 minute beginner AI game
why is this allowed

Giving the dragon soul and malfurion to azshara is collateral damage? But anyway I'm 90% sure this was retconned anyway.

Sylvanas a is a mary sue so I'm sure she is going to fix anything with meme magic.

Also, the Watchers deserved it. Malfurion is a senile tard and Tyrande made the wrong choice. Maiev is a dumb slut

Isn't Illidan the biggest Mary Sue right now? He's literally ''the chosen one''

>get btfo to oblivion by mean bullies through like 3 expansions
>Mary Sue

Guess you haven't played legion

>It's a base race where your base is at 30 percent and theirs is 100%
>You win somehow

that doesnt erase the fact that he got shat on through all warcraft's lore

>the enemy is too busy getting their payload to the launching site
>leave boss wide open

>Genji free week in 1 day
>mfw playing Abathur and hatting him

Genji is designed to be Abathur's bitch. Mobile, squishy hero that gets up close to a target? Literally perfect.

Nah but he's the biggest Mary Sue right now

>first game in forever
>QM
>pick Butcher to fuck shit up
>fucking BRaxis holdout
>Their illidan and nova focus me all the game

How fun.

Are there any game modes that don't have the anti-fun Objectives cancer in them?

>Gets her life fucked up after seeing everything that she sworn to protect fall apart by some fucking manlet
>Eventually gains control of her body back, but all her loved ones are dead and her sister is missing
>Decides to use all her experiences to lead the forsaken and now the horde instead of just becoming a lone wolf and be by herself
>Muh Illidan did nothing wrong

Even tho I agree Illidan is put in a bad light most of the time he is not better than Sylv in any way

enjoy losing because you're playing abathur and probably a braindead retard who takes monstrosity

Is abathur a good support?

Tyrande tier support, so no.

Illidan is actually focused on fighting the Legion and 'saving' Azeroth while Sylvanas is canonically using the forsaken to save her own skin while she looks for a way to avoid going to Super Hell with Arthas.

Blizz has bad habit of focusing at shitty characthers with fanfic tier story, and then they give the best guy(s) a middlefinger.
Van Cleef"COUGH"

>finally got all heroes unlocked
>enough gold to buy another two
>enough free gems to buy another two heroes
>whole drive to play is gone
fuck

RIP red team, thank you Blizzard

Varian was a mistake

Anyone else notice how these two are like, 300% more likely to pop up than the rest?

if I had to guess, they're weighted because they keep people playing longer than other quests

next step:

how big is tyrandes dick?

Unerect it's twice the size of Sonya's hyena-pseudo cock clitoris.

>female hyena clit is 3x bigger than male hyena penis

a gorillion years in photoshop

Been practicing Malf incase I ever need to fill in HL... how is this hero fair, honestly?

How do I play Tassadar in QM without fucking everything up?

That's what you get for playing in a joke format.

AA build

He's the top tier healer in the game and no other support can come close to taking his spot, what did you expect.

reroll y/n

explain further

>it's a chromie tries to kill mercs/minions with her Q episode

>two legendaries from common chest
>0.02% chance of that happening
>HURR DO I REROLL?????
Yeah do it fucko

What should I take?

actually there's a talent where her Q increases the DMG of her next auto attack, bronzie.

she didn't have it, i'm not that stupid. she spent half the game trying to kill non-heroes with it and ended with 14 deaths to 1 kill

well fuck me hard then

she gets btfo into oblivion by greymane in that

I'm pretty sure he meant Illidan

oh, yeah. huge mary sue. he's probably going to beat up the new lich king at some point too because he wasn't at "full power" during the last fight

Childhood is adoring Illidan
Growing up is realizing Furion did nothing wrong.

Who are the heroes you almost always ban?

Adulthood is realising they're both dirty elves

valla and slyvanas

this

furion and le techno nigro

varian/lucio/anub

Same here

>post screenshot
>everyone memes me about how much gold I have

pls stop the bullying

Reminder that the entire idea of 'bans' is moronic and boring and nothing other than a lazy Band-Aid used by talentless game designers who can't balance their own game.

>i have literally never played a moba in my life

LITERALLY ALWAYS ANUB'ARAK

STOP NOT BANNING ANUB'ARAK

HE LITERALLY MAKES EVERY TEAMFIGHT 4V5 IN HIS FAVOR BECAUSE COCOON IS 50 YARDS LONG

You. Enhanced. Improved.

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Requesting the 2 zuljins webm