/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1066

Not everything revolves around Leliana. My advice is to kys

>Jacob, who cucks you for another woman that he knocked up during your six month break
>the only male love interest to do this in the entire series
>currently top of the poll
o I am laffin

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>BBC
>can act like a slut around him
>don't have to actually date him
It's a /dag/ pretends to be a normal girl episode.

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Rude!

What does Leliana smell like?

Heaven.

Shit.

Probably like a bush

>all this hate for /Our Girl/

I wonder who could be behind this..

>three votes for Solas
Really stimulates the ol' noggin...

Can you spot /dag/ in this picture?

>11 IPs
>18 votes
Hmmm ummm

It's a poll from the previous thread.

We're Isabela's left tit!

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*vomits*
Nope!

>anons voted for Jacob and Jaal
Absolutely dreadful taste.

Oh!

Cute...

From my point of view, all Mass Effect husbandos suck, so at least Jacob's romance is funny in a "what the hell is wrong with bioware" kind of way.

Lesbians are disgusting and should kill themselves!

Pfft! Lesbians are the genetic destiny of humanity!

Yes!

Preach!

>tfw they made the best waifu in the history of waifus a degenerate in order to pander to fat womyn
At least I can always headcanon her as straight...

Leliana is bisexual!

Jacob's could have been better if he didn't give up in ME3. But he's just another cuck.

That's why I ultimately prefer Morri even if Leliana's personality is better.

>cuck
>liara spam
>kill yourself
>prejudice

i'm.. i'm.. THINKING !

Try killing yourself instead!

What are your thoughts?

>newfag
Look at the timestamps. also kys

>doesn't even know what a timestamp is

user is thinking about me!

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Really?
Again?
You guys need someone that thinks of something new for you or you will end up posting the exact same shit for years until your next shitty game comes out.

Wait does that mean Liara user was the one who used to complain about "landwhales"? I thought he was the whiny user!

This is someone else.

He's a well-rounded Samsara-like entity of fatness and impotent rage that fills the universe and seeks only to destroy and dominate that which doesn't like his shitty waifu.

Why won't you leave me alone :(

My only capital is waifus and current /dag/ doesn't deserve them.

Feel free to fuck off any time!

>A timestamp is a sequence of characters or encoded information identifying when a certain event (((post))) occurred, usually giving date and time of day
You're free to post yourself, though.

>75% of the thread is just rudeness and unnecessary arguments about each other
*slaps* Hug each other and post LTriss!

Mmm, easy access

Lonely Yennefer.

Meredith did nothing wrong.

That's just wrong

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Old blood

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood; Fear the Old blood.

That is a beautiful sight to behold. Don't worry, they will take care of Yennefer!

Maybe.

Please post your tummy

There are no girls on the internet.

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>My dear
This isn't Vivienne

>tfw no Natalie Portman-like wifu
I wish Josie looked like Bethany.

>Attractive waifus post 2010
Go with the times please

DA2 was in 2011.

cuck

Shh, Jack user is still here!

Who the fuck is "Jack user"?

She didn't take a good opportunity when it was ready for her.

You know him! *slaps*

Ja/ck/?

I bought a confection of spun sugar in Denerim once. It got stuck in my hair, Made it hard to comb out but it was very tasty for a few days,

As if the dogfuckers could afford luxuries like taht. You only get this kind of prime stuff in Orlais.

the best romance ;_;

Umm there were a couple of Orlesian vendors in the Denerim market.

suvi is the best girl :3

I think she'd look better without the exaggerated overbite.

Yes she is user!

Yeah, and their stock is sure to be low-quality due to months of traveling to that godforsaken place.

Unshooped version for comparison.

she is the most adorable little critter in the whole galaxy ;_;

Ehh I prefer her vanilla face. Nothing about the modded version is an improvement.

>Nothing about the modded version is an improvement.
Less visible teeth is an improvement.

I think the visible teeth adds to her cuteness!

>No cute romance scene where you get to comb her hair

I like Ferelden more than Orlais, the populated areas are comfy, like Denerim! Leliana praises the capital city of Orlais, Val Royeaux, so much in Origins, and when you get to visit it in Inquisition, it turns out to be a disappointment.

I was doing in-universe shitposting for a cheap chuckle. Denerim is nicer than Orlais by a mile. DAO is nicer than DAI by a mile.

What's so bad about wanting to protect your waifu from degenerates?

> tumblr screenshot of Cullen Sheppard
> whiteknighting a fiction that is consumed and reinterpreted by thousands
A fool you are, a fool you die.

Wow that looks amazing. Is Denerim bigger than Kirkwall? It would be great if they re-made Denerim in Frostbite engine with all the explorable areas. Kirkwall too!

Huh, I really don't know. I suspect Kirkwall to be bigger since it has been used for... almost millenia? both in Tevinter times and later in Orlais and was a mining/trading hub with evergrowing slums and Darktown to show for it.

I'd welcome a remake of both cities, but not in Frostbite since... DAI didn't look good for me.

>Cullen with Liara, instead of Shepard
You must be the Jack user!