Owg/ - Overwatch General

COMPETITIVE SEASON 5 STARTS MAY 31 AT 5:00 PM (PT).
ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS JUNE 12.

>Anniversary event page and item tracker
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/
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>Latest live PC patch notes
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>Overwatch Dev Tracker
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>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
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>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
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>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
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>eSports Info and Contenders League
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Prev:

first for widowmaker

First for Hammond is not going to be a hero you stupid fucking retards

Here vomes T.Racer!

I want future Overwatch hero Hammond to shit on my face.

Hitscan is overall superior to projectile

Hammond is the new hero and he is a dinosaur, you can kiss my ass

Yeah retards, they only did this kind of thing with 2 out of the 3 heroes they released, clearly they're going to not do it this time to make it 50/50.
>But Orisa wasn't Efi, faggot.
They made it very obvious she builds robots and that she would be the builder of the new hero.

BUT MUH JUNKRAT

Bleu

Threadly reminder

>Being able to know when someone is flanking you
>Damage boost
>Infinishield and teamwide damage boost

vs

>Tiny distance dash that reloads your gun

Comes. My bad!

What type of hero do you think Overwatch needs the most right now? I don't just mean category, more specific than that

it's okay. just post more tracer cutes

Hazmat hero when?

Literally beekeeper

That instant gun reload is the difference between you or that tank being dead
Widows venom mine does shit for damage and will get destroyed easily, even knowing you're being flanked you'll figure that out once they're likely on you

WHERE IS MY GORILLA GRODD

I DONT WANT A FUCKING CHIMP

>tumblr is normies
I'm in the general because I like the game. The alternative is making what you want to - I've got no problem with any of the skins, I like some, I don't like others - they are optional so I'm not gunna go sjw and demand one I don't like be removed (even though that might work because pandering. like the tracer pose). Oh no! this guy has an opinion I don't like - I can't refute it but I can be a twat and ask him why he's here. Fuck off.

Did they or did they not remove a pose because some fuckwad and his merry band of sjws got all self righteous and AGENDA PUSHY about it? Ultimately that is caving my man. You wanted another example and I gave it to you, but here you are. Being a cunt.

Flamethrower hero that can set incendiary mines.

Japanese big tit hero

remember the coin flip?
remember when you could stack heroes?
remember when Bastion was literally hell on wheels?

I meant a completely new character with abilities themed around toxic waste and gases, not a skin. And beekeeper looks shit anyway.

I want to have loving sex with Orisa!

they should've made Hanzo female

Wİth the minor exception of explosives since you can still get them with splash even if you miss.

But yes, trying to fight a hitscan as Zenyatta or Torbjörn or something is pure torture.

>tfw you'll never see exposed hanzoko tit

Hammond is a large feathered theropod.

Tits interfere with archery

The suit and gloves look ok gives me a hazmat suit vibe.

I'm new to this game, and I've only been playing for two days, but are legendaries supposed to be more common than I thought? I feel like I'm getting them more than I should

back in my day, the only way to fight Reinhardt was to go behind him because breaking his shield was hard and an extremely huge team effort

I want them to add a japanese version of dva and for there to be dialogue between them

I don't have many with me right now, sorry!

>Oh no! this guy has an opinion I don't like

The only "opinion" you provided that I was responding to was that the devs saying they were careful making a skin was pandering, which I'm not sure why it took you that long to catch on to what the game was.

And I refuted that already: why piss people off when you're trying to attract as many casuals as possible? Go back to "not enough white males" and try again.

Zarya's m1 now has no distance limit to it
how broken is she

>nobody picked Genji or Zarya
>Death Blossom was a free teamwipe
>WOAH THERE *deletes your tank*
>Widow onebodyshotting Zenyatta
>Princess Payload and the Six Dwarfs

It was hell, but it was somewhat fun

Give her a harsh damage falloff nerf so she doesn't outsnipe Widow or Hanzo like they did to McCree for that same reason.
Congratulations, she is now a niche pick. Nice going, user.

You're a fucking idiot. Read the entire chain of posts I've made.

flip is still there just subtle:
>team 1 can barely take the first point, roll the second/payload section
>team 2 caps the first point on the first push, have trouble with the rest
>I wonder who will win?

If your team is weak on the first part of a level you will lose almost every time if there is a second round.

The chaos and hilarity during the beta when nobody knew what was going on and nobody important cared about the meta was the best period in OW history.

extremely
but still not playable into dive

>they add Genji and Mercy's kid from the future who time traveled to the past

They removed it and replaced it with a pose that stuck her ass out even more

It was blizzards way of saying fuck you

>Jeff: New hero is on the Horizon

>Week later tease horizon moon colony stuff

Lemme guess, Tracer pose, sjws, white males, tumblr, censorship, Paladins has better waifus, propaganda.

Why do you like this game again?

sorry but toxic waste and gases do not exist anymore in overwatch's world with the advent of clean fusion energy

They said they were going to be removing that pose anyway, and besides they replaced it with one in an intentionally sexy pose. Fucking idiot.

are you one of those german fetishists that thinks roadhog huffs farts

>throws kunai and can recall allies back several seconds for healing

Lets make it no damage falloff

>Random heroes gives you shit comp while the enemy team has a rein, a bastion and 2 mercy
>your total mayhem team has no ana, no mercy and no zarya
>capture the flag is just people camping their flags, every match ends in a draw
>3v3 is full of noobs that won't stay together
>too shitty skills for 1v1

how do you get your lootboxes /owg/ ?

mercy main btw

It was blizzards way of saying 'you're wrong, but I'm scared s...so okay. w...we were gunna anyway. I'll make a fun one in line with ur view of the character, so please be nice'. A fuck you would have been, no she can be fun and have a sexual skin - or even just a that's literally tights you're the ones reading sexual into it. You are living a fantasy.

Read it and find out. I'm not the white males;propaganda guy, I'm the pandering to a group that doesn't even play and just checking boxes makes a shittier product guy.

>You're whale cum

ZOOPAH

>The advent of fusion energy would completely destroy all fields of research that cause waste

It's cute that you believe that

I am not the turd!

You know maybe framing that whole situation and some sort of contest where there had to have been a winner and a loser is entirely the wrong approach to begin with

It's just some shit that happened, everyone needs to get over it and themselves already

>anyone but actual snipers, Junkrat, and Pharah having no damage falloff.
You're not proposing there be some sort of, BALANCE, to the game, are you?

>the recall is done with kunai ropes
>it brings up bondage and makes it a thing

Mate the outback is completely fucked what are you talking about

You seem nice.
I'd hate to kill you.

i play ctf as pharah
works often enough

Everyone is cumming on me!

>BDSM skin with a ballgag has muffled voicelines

which lines are these

There should be a fucking feature that literally disables running out of spawn unless you are 6 people standing at the door.

>I HAVE SPAWNED THEREFORE I MUST GO ASAP

Something like this would be a fitting third Junker.

>Roadhog constantly asks him for more of the "good stuff"

Mercy's new You're welcome lime and Hanzo's i am not deterred line

The days of M2Cree will never be forgotten.

1. The outback is always fucked
2. No one cares about Australia

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>5 teammates at the door
>meanwhile the 6th one is using their sitting/dancing emote to afk
>DEFEAT

>Doomfist won't be out for at least a month or two since we got Orisa not long ago
>they're already foreshadowing a new hero
Sombra all over again.

>He doesn't actually speak, just wheezes and coughs
>Roadhog and Junkrat answer him like they understood what he is saying, everyone else just asks if he is okay

>implying Doomfist won't be revealed at Blizzcon

Isn't Roadhog's voice technically non-canon? He never talks in the lore IIRC.

Dumfist will be a spastic evil chimp as he should be.

Did you mean a fourth junker

He chooses to remain silent most of the time, he isn't incapable of speech.

What lore supersedes the fucking game itself

>Sym so shit she gets 2 ults
What would McRee's 2nd ult be

Drinking himself to blackout then rolling over everyone

Skins are non-canon

Most of them.

not all skins
uprising skins are totally canon

What's the key that separates the really good dvas from all the dvas?

>Deadeye causes time to dilate in an area around the activation (roughly as large as Sombra's ult) for six seconds
>The time dilation affects everyone else, teammates included, with its full potency but McCree can keep firing his gun and moving at the same speed as normal

Would this fix McCree?

Annyeong

Whether or not she's open to anal

Time-fuckery in games isn't exactly fun for everyone involved. Plus, they already canned that idea for Lucio, so they probably won't do it again.

Smart use of the D

Make Mercy's weapon hitscan. How fixed is she?

That depends on how severe the slowing effect is. If it makes headshots trivial, it runs the risk of being OP.

Defense Matrix and ultimate positioning.

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Over powered

>The tumbleweed that appears during Deadeye is now consumable for 75 HP

Would this fix McCree?