ITT: What car do you own / what kind of beard do you have (if you have one)

I think I see a pattern here

>NA1 NSX
>Clean shaven/light stubble

2009 STI

CHIN STRAP with dirt LIP

>2017 Chevy
>Bushy Muhammad beard

Miata

cum moustache (can't grow a real one on account of the HRT)

what car you dingus

E34 BMW, Magnum mustache

2013 polo
clean shave

Silverado single cab, bed full of european women.

Subaru Legacy GT
Full beard like in pic related except my mustache doesn't really connect to my beard.

2014 Evo X GSR, light stubble

Full beard (minus the mustache)

2013 Veloster Turbo

2008 VW Golf
"16 year old who hasn't shaven in 3 weeks" stubble (very extremely light stubble, am 25)

>tfw low-t

>13 F150
>90 Skyline GTR
>shitty scruff/clean shaven

bed full of empty beer cans and pozzed condoms

focus st
pic related but 25 years younger

>2007 Dodge Nitro
>short cut beard

how much japanese strange have you slain?

>Full beard (minus the mustache)

i'm not american tho.

Not as full and more scraggly. Trimming tonight tho.

I was thinking the married amish beard.

>90' Volvo
>pic related

>'92 Toyota Soarer JZZ30
>full beard

95 Toyota Hilux
Homeless beard.

C5 z06. Clean shaven. But military so no choice

FR-S
Clean Shave

Clean shaven here, sometimes rock a goatee if I don't feel like having a baby face.

Subaru Legacy GT

kek most accurate post so far

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Miata
Clean shaven / medium stubble

>2006 G35
>full beard, havent shaven in 2.5 months

'12 Mazda 3
Mustache, chin stubble.

2005 volvo s40 t5 6speed

no beard clean shaven, am a college poorfag getting ripped for rich piana

>02 Accent hatch
>some thin, patchy stubble

gay
miata

Sa22 rx7
Beards are for fag real men just buzz every morning and wear light shadow
.whenever I see some fat loser with a beard he spends an hour grooming every day I'm just like Lmao Fucking weak chin faggot with tiny dick trying to be a big bad lumberjack

>1994 Chevy S10 2.2l Manual
>1996 Chevy 1500 z71 5.7l Autotragic

None bacause AFI 36-2903

>looking through this thread

It all makes sense now