Live in an apartment where there's no place to wash my car

>live in an apartment where there's no place to wash my car
wtf do I do?

Self-service car wash

This. Never go through those normie drive-through washes. They just ruin your paint.

But that's for poor people

You live in an apartment. You're poor.

this 100%

bucket

>using the same brush Cleetus used to wash a month's worth of dried cow shit off his F250 on your car

I pay 4k a month in rent faggot. Trust me I'm not poor in the slightest.

>not bringing your own brush and sponge

Holy shit just move somewhere else and buy a house.
You can afford it.

Either use the self-service carwash, or if you're apparently above that and aren't poor, pay for a professional detail.

Alternatively, move into a house.

You have made a terrible mistake. Get out of that fucking lease and buy a house.

Why the fuck would I buy a house? So I can commute over an hour to work everyday and pay a bunch of Mexicans to do work on my lawn? I don't think so

So get a professional detail done, dumb ass

>spends 4k/mo for rent
>no room to wash car

So, clearly you're not paying ffor any parking. What the fuck costs 4k a month?

>Falling for the globalist trick
Kek

Get a load of this guy

2 buckets + ONR

Does your tool collection consist of a Walmart tool set? Yuppies these days...

lol @ the home ownership meme

even if you pay off the mortgage do you hillbillies honestly believe you own the land your plywood shitshack sits on?

>there's no place to wash my car
How about your parking spot?

he doesn't pay 4k a month to live in an apartment or he would have immediately known there was no place to wash his car to begin with

op is a retarded nigger
go to a self serve car wash.

I can do what I want on the land I paid for, rentalfags can't say that
>this delusion
Clearly a Friscofag

Wash and rinse with a moist rag, but not dripping with water. So long as no water gets on the ground, they will leave you alone.