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Free weekenders couldn't handle the 'Björn edition

COMPETITIVE SEASON 5 STARTS MAY 31 AT 5:00 PM (PT).
ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS JUNE 12.

>Anniversary event page and item tracker
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>Latest live PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
overbuff.com/
masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
over.gg/
gosugamers.net/overwatch
overwatchcontenders.com/

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First for Hammond is not going to be a hero you stupid fucking retards

Blue

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Around 25 boxes I believe.

New hero when? new map when?

Orisa mains WW@?!

Here comes T.Racer!

yeah, what a bunch of dumb assholes

Hammond is clearly going to be a villain

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xd I get it hahaha

ur a funny guy :DD

"You know I can't feel the cold Jack."
"Be quiet."

Where the fuck is my T.ron skin for Tracer blizzard?!

>That one quickplay tryhard Genji in a team with 5 shits
just accept the fate matchmaking has bestowed upon you lmao

>heroes never die
>for a price

What did she mean by this?

1 week

>All other heroes are teased 1 week before content drops
>Anniversary event ends on tuesday, the day most content updates come in

>tfw have gotten absolutely no event related epics yet

Why does this game hate me so much?

You don't play enough.

Tyrone?

Buy boxes. Jeff needs a new car.

She'll send you her consultation fee

Which hero... likes rocks?

I NEED TO BREED ANA

Rocky

>play off-season
>start playing with some people around my skill level
>about 4 or so wins later start getting matched up with people in masters with the occasional gm

>Mercy dance
>Reaper dance
>Mei dance (trash)
>Reinhardt dance
>Widowmaker dance
>D.Va skin
Don't care about the rest of the shit enough to tick it off

THE ROAD AHEAD LOOKS ROCKY

BUT THATS ALL RIGHT WITH ME

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

I just want the DVa's skin. That's all I want.


Also the new character better be fucking good. I'm sad that Doomfist probably won't be the next hero. Oh well... I understand that they never planned to make Doomfist a playable character so I'll be patient.

This is your new hero.Say something nice about him

OVERWATCH: THE MOVIE
Starring Ariel Winter as: Mei

I like his humor and his taste in cars is OK.

I'd fuck his twinky ass all night and day

i'll hook you in the gabber, ya cheeky cunt

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>3D

Fund it

better comedic foil to clarkson than may is

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>first two boxes of the event
>immediately get Bedouin and Jazzy
>nothing since then

I want so many of these skins.

Nah man, it's Genji and Mercy.

CURRENT STATUS OF EVERY HERO
>Ana and Soldier hunting Reaper
>Bastion being dragged along with Torb
>D. Va livestreaming her Kaiju missions
>Genji chilling with Zenyatta in Nepal
>Hanzo dicking around in Japan
>Junkrat and Roadhog dicking around Australia
>Lucio prepping his concert in Numbani
>McCree getting drunk in Dorado with Sombra
>Mei???
>Mercy doing medicine in the Middle East
>Orisa is literally a week old in Numbani
>Pharah coming back from visiting her father in Canada
>Reaper standing in the rain in an alley staring at happy people
>Reinhardt???
>Symmetra???
>Tracer boning her GF while Winston watches
>Widowmaker kept in a Talon icebox whenever she's not on a mission or looking at Gerard's grave
>Zarya searching for Sombra

What happens next?

>opened 21 boxes
>get two legendary skins so far
>Goth Zarya
>Frog Lucio
Please kill me

Has she shoved her chronal accelerator up her butt or what?

But I love James, he is as sad and pathetic as I am.

Tracer and Winston go TO THE MOON

I don't think Mercy would be all that interested in a canonically no dick having manlet

Mei suffers a heart attack because she's too fat

Chronal buttplug that lets her have orgasms out of this dimension.

Why would they go through the trouble of making all that Doomfist lore if he wouldn't be playable?

I think he's being delayed because people want Terry Crews to voice him and having a celebrity as a VA is usually a terrible idea because of their schedule.

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>Jack.. you are going to catch a cold! Sleep inside with me and have my coat

Doomfist is planned for Blizzcon.

The Overwatch hero release cycle is projected for 3 heroes a year, with one hero being teased along the entire year, wherein they're revealed at Blizzcon with a brand new cinematic. Sombra was last year, Doomfist is this year, third Shimada sister is next year

Cute!

GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>protect healers
>win
>dive enemy healers
>win
>don't do either
>lose

Is this a hard concept to understand

>third Shimada sister
Who are the other two sisters?

Board room members

>implying no dick
>implying no interest

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Gonna play all S4 games as her!
Gold league, here I come!

>caring about sprays

huey dewey and louie shimada

Artemis and Cheshire

So many people people can't play 3vs3 for shit, it's curious
I got pretty good teammates amd we just grouped up and rolled everybody
It was strange, 3vs3 is pretty straightforward and easy to understand mode

It's season 5 already, user

Show me ya ES FOR!

Valentine's Day Interactions, senpai.

i don't care about those either but i can't leave a giant white void in the image

>What happens next?

Something that will, at best, only concern a few heroes and won't be followed up on.

But S4 is already over

Pharmercy has the best art

Papa Shimada hero when?

What the fuck is this supposed to be?

Not playing this dogshit hero until she's fixed.

Whatever, gonna end up in gold anyway. 4 golds or not you can't really carry with Orisa in solo.

youtube.com/watch?v=MNMBJvRPzkg
Fuck you user, you reminded me of happier times.

You mean Donald Fauntleroy Shimada?

The guy is only a part of torso, a head and an arm. So yes, canonally no dick

Meh, forced interest that was badly received.

They're no going to move forward with it, or any ship for that matter

There's some decent stuff but there's also a really bad habit of making Pharah way too manly.

Mercy is for breeding.

Would Overwatch be better if it was just S4 League?
Yes

LEAKED BLIZZ INTERNAL FILE OF THE SHIMADA FAMILY TREE

An alternate take on the valkyrie/Egyptian warrior

Genji can still eat, so it isn't just part of a torso, head, and arm.

It wasn't even forced when it's been hinted since Genji's bio and it wasn't badly received except by Pharmercy shippers because it sunk their /u/ ship, and they moved forward with it seeing as they even let the v-day voice lines play live.

Looks very in Jeff drawing style
Most like this picture is legit

Ah I see

We have their parents: Peter Shimada and Sue Shimada and then of course Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada and the missing brother Klaus Shimada.

Orisa is the breeding queen around here

>somone actually saved it and reposted it
hearty kek user, thanks

clyp.it/ugnsb3co

Tells you something about that, doesn't it?

Sojiro is dead my man

>tfw haven't got one event skin yet

>not having enough coins to buy the skins you like

>Jack had a cranky fellow commander to snuggle with at night
How many of us are even that lucky?

>mad pharmercyfags means badly received

wouldn't it be more plausible that genji is just writing an update to his condition since mercy operated on him?

Best couple deserves best art.

>That fucking nose

>Fellow commander
The entire time they've known each other one has been the others superior