Coupe Only Thread

My retired grandmother will drive her coupe until it explodes.

Literally art

>TFW americunts call it "coup" and not "coupé"

Aston Martin

>tfw brits call it "2 doored slopey roofy horseless carriage" instead of "coup"

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how about this one

The 3 exists. The 5 exists. Why the fuck does this?

God I fucking hate BMW sometimes.

Not a coupe.

He's making the point that there is a sedan version of the 4.

This is basically a 3 series underneath. Right?

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king of the coupes, coming through

ummmmmmm what

>not even w140 cl

giving up the coupe is like a mid to late 30's thing mate.

Yep, basically when you're planning to have your first kid. Then when all the kids have left the nest you get a nice expensive coupe that you couldn't have afforded when you were younger.

Mercedes; king of the pillarless coupe

and the best of the Mercs

>king of the coupes
Nope

It's sophisticated in its simplicity

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I'm right there with you lad, I love how it looks and how simple it is.

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best looking bmw of the 21st century

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Yup she's a beauty, my absolute favorite

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Probably the best handling affordable coupe

Nice car but those wheels doesn't seem like the best choice for it.

edgy. yes.

My shitbox.

Keep that look (the wheels). Don't turn it into a slavmobile.

I was considering some gold/bronze BBS honeycombs but theyre expensive as fuck. I also wanted maybe some CLK lightweights as theyre one of my favorite wheels. What exactly is a slavmobile?

It isn't a sports car and BBS's wouldn't make sense. With some cars it's better to stick with the original look.

Let him do what he wants, man

No! I won't let him and that's why he most definitely won't do it.

Not just underneath but everywhere.

Ignore the namefag. He's a nobody with worthless opinions.

Nice car, man.

Get AMG monoblocks nigga, like my poor thing had before it sailed off into the long sunset.

GM fanboy detected.

Why would you think that way?
And what did you meant with that picture?

>What exactly is a slavmobile?

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This is the saddest post ever posted on Veeky Forums.

Someone please get this onion out of my room.

my 370z with leather

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i don't like the look of the rear of that. also coupe doesn't just mean 2 doors.

CL65
>621hp
>4.5s 0-60 even with a curb weight of 4800 lbs
>738 ft/lbs of torque
>7 speed auto
>V12
>active body control (sway bars, shocks, springs all connected)
>212mph top speed

no you pathetic little proles, this car is the king of all the coupes

>2 doors
>still looks long like a fucking barge
disgusting

I have one of these; possibly the most underpowered car of all time but I still love it to bits.

>V12
>slower than the M6 with a V10
>weighs almost 5,000 lbs
It's a shitty land barge

King of coupes, coming through

How many days does it take you to do spark plugs?

I don't think you understand how ABC actually works.
For starters, there are no sway bars.

holy black turbo jesus

whoa thanks man, you really know a lot about everyone who drives coupe's, thank god there's you telling people what they can't do

great car

I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm in this post.

piss off with your bavarian mcfaggot wankbox
(wanted to get the words to form BMW, that's why that insult kinda sucks)

BTFO

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I'm a shut in millennial who is unlikely to have a gf or kids for years. What do I need 4 doors for?

so mad

Its an E-Class and an S-Class, what do you expect? They're luxury vehicles, not compact sedans

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Might be slow as shit but I think these look pretty cool.

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Love how during the safety reforms in the '70s Detroit just said fuck it and abandoned pillarless coupes, and Mercedes easily engineered them to be sufficiently safe.

>king
more like cuck of coupes

BMW styling rapes every other carmaker

tfw no RWD powerful 406 coupe

Postan some rare coupés

My personal dream car never produced

yeah, keep dreaming about your two door sedan

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Oh man no I wouldnt go that far those wheels suck. Any changes I make would be period-correct.
Honestly its just about perfect, I don't really desire any more visual changes other than rust removal, I think modern wheels on old cars or shit wheels on high end cars look like ass. Hence BBS honeycombs or some monoblocks or other Mercedes wheel. Not sure there IS much else to be had.

Why'd you get rid of it? I asked multiple times in old threads if you ever got rid of it give it to me!
I could have made one really nice car from two CEs, yours is likely less rusty though but I have sentimental attachment to mine, it's the first car I ever bought with 100% my own money.
I'd like monos, lightweights, older BBS, not sure what else there is that doesn't look too out of place. Monos are cheap as fuck - What car did yours come off of so I know what to look for? They came on several models, some C class, SL, S class, later E class - What was the donor for yours/wheel specs?

I mean the 4 door version is even better but this is a coupe thread.

Why would you want to be a limmo driver?

It's a popular car bought in my country by people in the 150k euro plus salary range, and it just looks dope on the road. Only problem is almost all of them are straight-six diesels here and they're used not as cruisers but as family/town cars.

I really don't care.