/owg/ - Overwatch General

But user, you have enough to buy 2 of the skins you want

TRIVIAL CALCULUS

Reminder to ALWAYS bully mercy

>all the tryhard soldiers in qp
when will they nerf him.. its been 6 months

Non-numeric character fixes:
>Torbjorn — turret firing direction visual removed
>Junkrat — M1 trajectory arc visual introduced
>Sombra — translocator time limit removed
>Roadhog — delay after hooking so he can't shoot first
>McCree — flashbang stops momentum
>Reaper — can teleport while wraithing
>Genji — deflect friendly fire removed
>Ana — hitbox model fixed

What about the dances, Kaplan? You fucking hack.

Take the hint.
He's never getting another nerf aside from the -1 damage.

>SIMPLE GEOMETRY

10,000 more coins to go to get them all!

TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS

With 4,000 credits I thought I'd be fine to buy the D.va skin if I don't get it before the event ends.

Then I remembered all the 750 credit dances I don't have...

REMEDIAL
TRIGONOMETRY

It's genuinely painful just to look at videos of this game on console

I have nothing to be jealous over considering I have everything I want and I'm not poor, so I fail to see how you still think I'm projecting.

Free weekend friend here

why does it feel like offense heroes do 0 damage compared to others?

I feel like I dump a whole clip into some people and they just dont die whereas if I'm hanzo/junkrat/roadhog people just fall over

why is blizzard such a jew with these event lootboxes

shittiest drop rates ever

Because you have 14% accuracy

>play 3v3
>duo on my team
>they instalock widow and hanzo
>pick torb and spend all match dancing on spawn
>???
>free xp

UNCOMPLICATED STATISTICS

>mystery heroes
>get geometry teacher
>load arrow and press e
>shoot at wall
>get kill

God why is it always the naruto bait characters that get retard strong skills

Aim for the head maybe?

You might want to check up what projecting means then... because you CLEARLY were assuming that either I was a "jealous poorfag" or that they exist in general.

And like I said, neither is true IMO.

>4 gold + 1 silver medal
>card for defensive assists

nth for Widowmaker

why does everyone hate mei so much?

Those characters will seem a lot less powerful when people stop walking into your shots. I remember feeing like Junkrat was insanely OP and now I barely even use him.

How many hours?

Do you play with friends?

Favorite hero?

Is this your multiplayer FPS? If not, what is?

Typical zen player

I bet you had silver healing

she a whore

cause she is a lardass

ARROWS FOR DUMMIES

FRIVOLOUS COMBINATORICS

Hello. We are the unholy triumvirate of useless team members.

It appears to be elevated midday

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

she's a psycopath

>no junkrat or symmetra

REMINDER THAT MCCREE LOVES TO LICK GENJIS DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Objective time

junkrat and symmetra have places on defense

>Widowmaker will never assassinate you by farting on your face

Why is off season just super QP now? No one wants to work as a team nor wants to win.

>mcree.
>useless.
what.

>Torbjorn - Can simultaneously heal and upgrade turrets while in Molten core
>Reaper & Mercy - Absorbing souls will prevent dead heroes from being rezzed
Genji - deflect hitbox matches animation size
Boom, bam fixed the game

he is in bronze so those heroes aren't useless

How do we fix him?

...

Forty hours

No

D.Va because she is so cute

No, TF2 is way better, I just come here for fan art

Makes sense

Replace his teleport ability with something else and he's fixed

COLLEGE-GRADE CALCULUS

>sombra

Give him smoke grenade like in the first cinematic

Teleport is now a blink

>You can now Wrath Form out of any and all stuns

so this... is the power.... of competitive matchmaking....
post more of these types of webms please

Nerf S76 and Roadhog.

WHAT
IF
HAMMOND
IS A
RAT?

>Daddy

You mean Daddies. They were both fathers to Overwatch in their own way. Just kept different kids in line with different methods.
At this point there is no denying this is becoming canon.

>fisheye fov tryhard
>gold

Oh my.

>Mercy gets a card for 16% healing
>Gets 5 votes

>no Alizee dance for Blue

Why does Blizz make us suffer

>wanted to play arcade games
>finally play some
>finished the game
>free weekend is over

fucking kike blizzard jews

Silly user, there's already a rat hero!

OW is going to get the point where you're just running around and trying to push people off the objective with your bodies because the community cries so much about x hero being too strong and Blizzard is gonna eventually nerf everyone to where their weapons don't even work anymore.

Because she's a scrub stomper, much like Symmetra. Mei is disgustingly cute and there's no reason to dislike her character.

I thought this was against bots for a second. The way he just walks up to the soldier and ignores everything else.

speed bonus while in wraith form
can cancel wraith form at any time

The problem is the teleport. He needs a way to flank without surrendering to the enemy team.

make teleport usefull or change it to something that will actually be used more than 3 to 5 times in a single game

Except roadhog.

i love you user!

>some guy leaves
>wait the X minutes
>its now ok
>leave
>STOP LEAVING GAMES OR ELSE BE PUNISHED
>repeat
>YOU ARE BANNED

what the fuck?

Anyone tried the training regimens they've seen on youtube and such? Do they work? My aim is shit and I want to get better, but I wonder if doing these regimens will help or if it's just a waste of time

why would the former ballerina not dance ballet

>tfw
Alizée dance for Bleu would have been grand.

Teleport is now like Jason's shift ability in Friday the 13th, you can fly in first person really fast and reappear there. Maybe keep the delay coming out. No delay on start up except turning into smoke/a cloud

Get a real hobby

You're hired.

This webm is so shit, but I love defending this room as her. Almost as much as Anubis point B.

Screencap this, next hero is going to be a black being.

this shit is stupid why even fucking say its safe to leave if it fucking isnt like now im even afraid of leaving before the rank points screen comes up because the game is fucking over but itll still mark it as a leave

>Terry crews will be voiced as a violent monkey

What did blizzard mean by this

>Frequently ask if off-season affects hidden MMR
>People in-game say "No, it doesn't, its just good for exp right now
>I'm getting matched with more and more plats and diamonds when I was/am gold

I dunno, man...

I would have guessed Hawaiian but the Moana hype died off too fast.

It's because most people in gold are so ashamed that they quit the game, and often their lives.

Silent footsteps
Either replace teleport, or buff the range and make it not announce to the enemy team "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU LOL". Could also make it invulnerable while casting and reappearing, but the cooldown would need to be upped a shitton.

ADVANCED PEMDAS

Deadeye is completely neutered by;

>Any shield
>Defense Matrix
>Obstacle heavy areas
>Widowmaker/Hanzo/McCree
>Mercy (in the rare event you actually gun down multiple people)

How can blizzard still be blind to this?

You forgot

>Hook
>Sleep dart
>Flash bang

>Triumvirate
>Has four people on it

Fatuus!