/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

here goes nothing.

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I might draw some shit on the weekend if I don't do more hotline stuff

Oh, so I'm not the only who calls them Clockers?

Fuck off, Jimmy isn't gay.

But arrows bend in the middle of being shot

*hud is a crutch

Where is the heister tier list

see i did some shitty quick arithmetic of my own and if you're looking for EXP and money simultaneously, 9bag cook off gets you just slightly more EXP than 7bag RatsD1 while giving more than the max possible money from finishing all of Rats

another user suggested Santa's Workshop instead but i hate that heist so i didn't do the math to see how it compares

God Tier
>Jacket
>Sokol
>Sangres
Great Tier
>Scarface
>Chains
>Rust
Good Tier
>John Wick
>Dragan
Okay Tier
>Houston
>Hoxton
Bad Tier
>Clover
>Bonnie
>Bodhi
Garbage Tier
>Dallas
>Jiro
>Jimmy
>Sydney
BRING BACK WULF YOU FUCKS tier
>Wolf

you're a jacket jackoff aren't you

>Sangres
>God

>Shitting on Dallas

Fuck off

What happened to Wolf?

his big brother bullied him and now he's off starting his 4th failed game company

I don't even play Jacket, I usually stick with Sokol. I put Jacket up there because he's not annoying as fuck and has a good theme going on.
>AHHINEEDAMEDICBAG.MP4
His original voice actor left so now they're literally splicing voice lines to make them fit.
youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34

>jacket in god
>dallas in garbage
>bodhi not have his own shitter tier
I'm being baited aren't I?

>he doesn't contribute OC
>complains about lack of OC

>Santa's Workshop
wiki data for this heist is incomplete but it looks like trash XP/money gain at a glance
each present basically gives 2k XP and $51k on Normal
for comparison, Cook Off meths give 8k XP and $325k on Normal

RatsD1 (Normal) has base XP of 30k with 40k XP bonus for cooking 7 bags
Max loot payout for doing all of Rats is $2.95M
70k / 8k = 8.75
$2.95M / $325k ~= 9

tl;dr do Cook Off, escape after securing 9 bags of meth, restart

Why arent you heisting right now

got sniped midjump right before delivering BCI on a 130 crime spree
apparently BetterBots can't climb ladders so i had to wait 2 minutes for bain to trade me
meanwhile, Wick, Sangres, and Houston just camped the bottom of that ladder dominating cops until i was released from custody

actually i'm dumb and i know that bots can climb ladders

i think what happened was the pathfinding did not factor in the ladder on the ceiling of that one traincar where you have to shoot the latch to lower it then climb and open the roof access hatch
in that case i'm not sure if its BetterBots, Iter, or just Quality Swedish Coding

What's the song that plays in the background of all the character spotlight trailers?

I'm going to post EVERYTHING i have now. Just going to do it all at once. That will be it after this thread.

Thanks Ashley!
I love you.

After this post you mean?

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Got EADCE, Bomb heist was the only old one I was missing. Thanks

That's everything i have except for cosmetic items.

Getting up early apparently pays off big time. Thank you!

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>all the john wick heists ones gone
just fuck my shit up

fuck me, I reached max attempts trying out all john wick heists and scarface heists and I couldn't get any

damn, why so few wick heists?

How will you keep in touch with pdg now? Or are you leaving us forever?

>DDXLY
>GJK73
>P6ACH
>CXPTT
Tonight was a good night.

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i will always remember you as best slut

i really do love you Ashley

strawpoll.me/13068326

strawpoll.me/13068388

strawpoll.me/13068619

strawpoll.me/13079923

>not posting the updated poll
poal.me/4dv7u

>This was the final time ashley posted codes

I would like to thank you for everything including being pdg's cumbucket trap :)

As a marketing strategy, it worked, since I bought DLC's that I couldn't get with codes.

All that is missing now are the Biker, scarface, Jonh wick and alesso heists

poal.me/4dv7u5
I fucked up

>too many activation attempts
At least I got codes from earlier images. Thanks!

Ashley i genuinely love you

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>trashlyfags BTFO
>reddit niggers BTFO

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Honorable Death (daily_honorable)
Brought to you by Jiro.

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Doctor Miserable (gage2_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Cthulhu Mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Can you please ask the devs to update the Soundtrack?

>furry shit

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Mildly thicc

meanwhile on xbox clubs

#handsforAshley

my co worker's mom makes 60 per hour on the laptop. she's been unemployed for 6 months but last month her payoff was 21201 working on the internet two hours each day. look at this
usawork.cn.to

Thanks, now I can actually receive some Payday™

Sandra are you replacing Ashley?

seems legit

That's an ugly-looking hamster

This is why I want overkill to remove jacket

Maybe because it's not a hamster?

hey man leave some for me i need my payday, too

I wonder who could be behind this post?
Is it the Miami Mutilator?

Kek at the box of anti-depressants on the desk
Stop stealing my pic

Ashley gib alienware pl0x

Ashley, give more Jhon wick heist pls :c

no, you're a fag

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AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH I NEEEEEEED A DIIIIEEEET

thanks Ashley, i love you.

Thanks to ashley i now own 34 dlc, what kind of discount am i looking at for the ultimate edition

prob less than buying it now with 85% sale

Less meaning less of a discount than the 85% off sale, or less meaning it would cost less than 85% off?

I would say that buying all dlc on 85% is going to be cheaper than discount of ultimate.

you're probably right, it would only cost me $5.64 to buy what i'm missing

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youtube.com/watch?v=0i4XkCFf2pY
ulfs game

>a serious horror(?) co-op game experience
>titled GTFO
are you married to the name, Ulf? I'm not saying "STAY ALIVE" or some other generic horror title would be a better, but it's a bit cringey.

>GTFO
GET THE FUCK OP

>the "flashing lights = scary" meme
>name is actually GTFO
cant wait for it to be on steam early access, right next to all the other "horror" games with the same exact gimmick

Are the john wick heists worth it?

I hate stealth so I might play the boat like 4 times just to get a the achievements and never again.

i liked the contractor and the yatch heist, so it might not suit your taste

>Ulf would rather put some generic early access drivel than work on a title which is still turning out a profit.
Dude come on.

>all fuckins codes gone already
just fuck me and this is the last time you post them.

lmao no they're not. I just got a yakuza, ninja, and PB code. Look harder.