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1st for now none of you pricks will be first.
>Boomer edition
Boomer enough for you?
Ah nice, a new thread to dump my GS pics in again.
Just kidding, that's enough for now.
remember what i told you, i want to see a bunch of new r3 anons.
>Hells Angels dude is a manlet
no surprises there
They all look like manlets to me
So meme it yourself. I'm no young whipper snapper anymore, I don't have the energy left to build a new meme.
Behold, the best beginner bike.
>watched sons of anarchy for the first time today
ive never seen anything so cringy in my life
is this why americans buy harleys?
they buy it because japan couldn't make a solid feeling fairing to avoid a third nuke and americans go gaga over things that feel solid in the hand even if they're complete dogsiht
also jap nakeds have gotten really fucking ugly as of late and yamaha has the balls to charge you more for a round headlight on their triple
Forced memes
Careful with that edge brother or the outcasts guy is gonna stuff ya
> hell angels
> rebels
>bandidos ect
veterans look a bit out of place
>tfw no Zealous Ant bike
Are Royal Enfields the ultimate shitposter bike?
> Pisses off Indians
> Pisses off Brits (Just try call it a classic British motorcycle)
> Pisses off Veeky Forums
> Poo in the loo
> Looks cooler than 90% of the shitty dirtbikes that will inevitably be posted in this thread
Eeeeh. I can see the appeal but why not just buy an old Honda instead?
fuck off with the 'buy a honda' meme
we don't all want a boring bike
Maybe you want your bike to smell like curry and open sewers instead of sushi and high suicide rates.
then why do you want a royal enfield?
its like the most boring bike brandf around, the only people you will impress by owning one is people in their 70's-90's
i don't want either of them
I want mine to smell like qt3.14 deodorantless Japanese women.
Needs more Hi-Vis
threadly reminder yamaha cannot build a fun motorcycle
Just rode my cousin's "sportster" for the first time, what a heavy and underpowered machine, why the fuck people buy this piece of shit?
>why do you want a royal enfield?
Its a reminder of a time where Britain was British and India was the jewel in its crown.
If only I could dive into the pages of those history books and live and breathe it.
well i know which one i would get
The BMW?
Yet it's still the best naked that the Japs can offer.
Really makes ya think..
Y'all be hella cute on those sport scooters.
Your Saab 9000 isn't a jet, mate
>“Riding the Aprilia through the redwoods on that winding road was one of the single greatest 20 minutes on tarmac of my entire life,”
>“At the track, the BMW seemed to feel slightly different going through the same corner in the same way,”
>over 2k more than the Ape
real tough choice there
>wanting a bike that rides like it's on a track
what?
Hipster drinks tattoo-themed rum whilst contemplating why his Enfield's headlight won't turn off.
>WHY DO DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS
Hmmmm
nice xD
upvote
Took my ktm for a rip today
Shat all over boomer riders
>shitting on the single best handling chassis in existence
OK, I had the oil changed on my bike at the dealership. First off they told me that an oil change is not necessary since the oil looked pretty clear on the dipstick. Told them to do it anyway.
When I came to collect it, the mechanic showed me the old oil. It was bluish coloured. Should I be worried, Veeky Forums?
It's a 2009 Yamaha YBR250, and it's air cooled.
Pic for interest.
>I want mine to smell like qt3.14 deodorantless Japanese women.
that is odorless, telling from experience
savage
>Looks cooler than 90% of the shitty dirtbikes that will inevitably be posted in this thread
obviously you haven't laid your eyes on pic related before.
>honda
>boring
pick one
this!
Your pic grabbed my attention so here's your reply.
>I had the oil changed on my bike at the dealership
Why?
>bluish colored
Without pics, we can't tell you shit.
>YBR250
LMAO
Should have gotten a GS 500 if you're gonna go aircooled.
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red pill me on oversized overweight pig bikes
only acceptable kawa
ahahahah yeah there's nothing better to describe that shit other than "cringe"
They need to be part of the lifestyle.
It's not meant to be ridden,it's a fashion accessory.
why have kawasaki bikes always been so ugly
>what is ZRX1200
>what is FZ10
All Japanese companies make hideous bikes regularly.
Except for Honda, surprisingly
Someone is coming to look at my WR450 today.
Wish me luck fellas. If it sells i will be going to the yamaha dealer to pick up an FZ07
honda a best. but I find that yamaha also makes aesthetic bikes.
>Why?
Had it in for a valve check, and also got my paycheck.
Also did oil changes on cars, trucks and other machinery prior to this.
It was coloured something like pic releated, when I know it should be dark brown/black.
Why not GS500?
>3 decade old
>abused to hell
>far worse fuel economy for something I mainly use for commuting
>forums brag about petcock/carburetor/stalling problems
Daily reminder that Yamaha makes the best bikes.
daily reminder that the r3 belongs in the trash
>(You)
Kawasaki has cool bikes and cute girls
Truth
Whats wrong with an R3?
aprilia always spot on
Has anyone here rode both a cbr 500 and a 300 sport bike? I've ridden a 500 bUT not a 300 and want to know how much slower they ar
Not that much more powerfull. Sure, they'll scream less when going on the highway, but the cbr 500r was made for the european A2 license, so it's at 48hp.
300 will be faster because it's lighter and handles better
>3 decades old
Not an argument.
>abused to hell
So look for one that wasn't. Suzookers live forever anyway unless you crash them into trucks.
>far worse fuel economy
5 L / 100 km is manageable. What are you, a poorfag?
>petcock / carb / stalling problems
Sounds to me like scrubs not knowing how to take care of their shit. Not the bike's fault.
Yeah, the oil was probably old. Possibly had tiny metal particles in it. If you had done the oil change yourself (WHY WOULD YOU NOT DO AN OIL CHANGE YOURSELF JESUS CHRIST) you could have looked at the drain plug (you DO have a magnetic drain plug, right? If not, you could have installed one while changing the oil) and checked for metal.
I refuse to believe it.
Stop sperging faggot
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Name a better all-round engine, I'll wait
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>scooter with a pathetic twin pretending to be something it's not with full fairings
>people tendiesposting their 140s and comparing to tendies on 190s
>official bike of rebbit and every pathetic should've got a bus pass crash
what's good about the r3?
110 screaming eagle
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With a few simple mods ofcourse
That is aesthetically repugnant.
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That too
1050 or 675/800.
hon hon hon
What is the essence of motorcycling? What is it's purest form?
It's hard to define the rush you get from Harley Davidson
>What are you a poorfag?
>Why WOULD YOU NOT do your oil change yourself?
>WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY GS500 ASDFGHJK WAAAA
Shit, I just wanted to ask you about the oil colour being off, chill dude.
>not 111
Filthy casual
>What is the essence of motorcycling?
Eminent death
>What is it's purest form?
Riding a classic H2 or CR/KX500
Changing the oil yourself isn't just a good idea because you'll save money on an easy task that only takes a few minutes, it's also because that way you can easily identify and rectify problems whose symptoms might be weirdly colored oil, you retard. Why don't you run back to the shop and ask them if you have them do everything for you anyway instead of wasting my time?
Racing, anything else is a half measure.
Took my drz out for a fucking RIP today, wheelied right past a group of wr450s on the highway that were doing their 3rd oil change of the trip. Nothing like the feeling of riding a superior high tech low maintenance suzuki godmachine.
What is the essence of motorcycle riding?
>>eminent death
>>>the reality of what you're doing and where you're doing it; Knowing and Feeling. Communing with with the motorcycle.
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Dads buddy from work has an h2 and a yz490 that are both fully restored, he still races the h2 at vintage events but the yz was stolen
Why are you still replying retard?
>bragging about riding a superior low maintenance Suzuki God machine
>not riding a DR350
Because this retard is wrong on the internet and we can't have that.
the autism is real
kek
don't think that it's the same guy desu
>press... press press press... press press... press... flick... press press press... press...
is it autism?
then your oil pump exploded and your bike seized and when you tried to start it your battery was dead because your alternator burnt out, right?
I can't help but press it every once in a while
So youre mad at the riders. Not the bike really.
Its a reliable, fuel efficient, entry level sport bike.
Its great at what it was built to be.
why do you press it?
i personelly dont even use blinkers unless im driving downtown
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That's... Wow, how does a pic like that even happen? That's some Jungle Book Peace Rock shit.
>"like this video and subscribe to my channel!!!11111!!1ONE!"
>"buy my merchendise!!1!"
>"buy my stickers!!!"
Also
>i just wanna do wheelies and 150mph runs in populated areas, crash, then brag about how bikes are death traps
Literally my dad:
>"hell yeah son i had a motorcycle"
>"did 80 on it everywhere"
>"outran the cops anytime YEAH"
>"HELL NO user YOU AIN'T GETTING THAT 250, HURRRR YOULL KILL YOURSELF HURR BIKES ARE DANGEROUS
pol, fit