AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It looks like a literal PIG

the diesel is what makes it use all that monster torque so effortlessly.
I love diesel for this exact trait.

>press gas
>engine barely spools up
>meanwhile you get slammed into the seats

>6L TT
>500hp
Still pathetic power even with diesel torque

>AYYY BEBBE
>OPEN TITS
>grunts

>bones in the headlights

what did they mean by this

How does southern geological heritage turn into a German political party from the 40s that masicured millions and tried to take over the world

oh boy, here we go

It looks like they hired the Lexus designer and told him to use the kidney grill.

People woke up.

At least Lexus is offroad capable and sandniggers have shit taste.

i can't believe that is an actual production car and not some crazy concept like the bmw

only the grill is over the board, the rest looks damn vanilla

That's actually pretty tame by Lexus SUV standards.

Quite disturbing. Since it is a concept, BMW is probably testing the waters to see if more positive receptions or not. Otherwise, they have to go back re-drawing.

Normies will eat that shit up, mark my words.

You forgot the best part: this whole thing lasts for 2000 rpm then it dies

>this whole thing lasts for 2000 rpm then it dies

...?

probably yeah cuz the large SUV needs a bold presence like Escalade. However, BMW doesn't execute it so well.

However, its interior is exquisite.

...

I was kind of thinking that once I realized this was supposed to be an X7. It's supposed to go up against that massive Infinity monstrosity after all. You know the one.

WHAT THE FUCK? Is that real?

I know what you mean, but I don;t see QX80 as a X7's competitor because it is just Infiniti.

Yes, but Lexus/Toyota toned it down a bit.

30 years ago people would have fainted laughing hysterically about tacky cars that kind of look like "offroaders" but lack the ability and have obscene luxury interiors.

Everything gets so fucking strange and I'm getting too old for this shit

It is so-so, but I think it will grow on us.

As real as this.

Torque heavy diesels have a low redline.
pressing full throttle at 2k rpm easily doubles your speed. (up till 4k rpm).
Gasoline on the other hand builds torque up till 4k rpm and then maintains that till redline. (mostly).
full throttle at 2k rpm will then give increasing acceleration till you doubled your speed (4k rpm) and then keep that acceleration till thrice your original speed. (with a loud screaming 6k rpm engine).

they copied vdubs Atlas. And put on a splash of chrome vomit vaguely resembling a grill.
and, off course, squinted ANGRY lights. Cause, you know, gotta be cool 'executive' car.

Shifting up at 2k rpm is part of that strange fun.
If you're into screaming high rpm bitches it's just not for you.

WE

WUZ

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What do you mean so-so? It looks more melted than a Dali painting.

Oy vey remember the six gorillas goy

KANGZ

WE
WUZ
KANGZ

>m-muh german design!
deutscheboos will defend this

>COOL VIBRATIONS

German design died about 20 years ago, partly even more back.

t. deutsch deutschboo

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Because CNN told me they're both right wing so that means they think the same way!

Looks terrible.

But people will buy it anyway because of the badge so who cares.

Will fare better than the Navigator for sure, so silver linings.

That is genuinely the ugliest car I've ever seen. The front looks like a Chinaman caricature

That's pretty tame looking compared to Alphard

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>still has tall glass for visibility
>design looks like the rest of their new lineup
Its not even bad aside from the squinty chink headlights.

The best part about this shit is that the NSDAP was a left-wing party, being authoritarian of course.