/owg/ - Overwatch General

>tfw you are always the oldest player in a team

I want teenagers to go.

>keep getting cucked into playing a healer, again and again
people who like playing healers are a godsend.

What kind of cough, dry or phlegmy? Also, how long have you had it?

Why would you cut the part where Jack heals him? Do you want to suffer?

When and where did Jeff say that? Last I heard about doomfist he said some shit like ASK TERRY LOL

>mccree is 6'1"
>widowmaker is 5'9"

Models are fucked

Hanzo

Clickity-clack.

From an interview last month. That and this quote are really the only takeaways from it.

>The whole impetus behind that conflict that happened in the museum was around Doomfist's gauntlet, so he was immediately in the psyche of Overwatch players. We've done a relatively good job of not hyping Doomfist, the community has very much hyped Doomfist and obviously Orisa's storyline is very tied in to Doomfist. So we have a big plan

Every character now has the same hover ability that Pharah does.
How do things change?

I AM READY TO UNLEASH

THE WOLF

>you get so angry at OW these days you have to take blood pressure medication in your twenties.

Maybe I should just uninstall it?

flying sentry bastion

I kill myself.

Mei

Shes designed entirely around being as annoying as possible, even an absolute gutter tier player can harass teams relentlessly as Mei

user, if it's really giving you blood pressure problems, you should probably stop playing it. As fun as games are, your health and well-being come first, so make sure to take care of yourself!

>/owg/ finally realizing pic related is happening
>now shifting their focus to complain about Gency instead

Eh, I just hope Chu doesn't screw up the build up he's been doing to the reveal though.

>You will never be a teenage gamer girl who solo climbs to top 500 as a mercy main.

>Try 3v3
>Its just annoying cheese shit like triple snipers

Guess I should have expected that

execute all shippers

Widowmaker
Mercy

>sniper cheese you once
>can't sniper cheese you twice
Don't see the problem.

you can't kill what's already dead on the inside

>even an absolute gutter tier player can harass teams relentlessly as Mei

that must be a really shitty team if they can't shoot a mei on the 3 seconds that take to freeze and kill someone

>tfw you have a deep woman voice so no one wants to boost you

>flying reinhardts
Nobody is safe

I had some kind of like flu/sinus infection thing for the past like week and a half and now its just the cough thats left. The cough comes cause it feels like theres a tickle in the back of my throat and usually theres phlegm, sometimes they're just really severe dry coughs, though.

Roadhog.

I got tbagged by one today after I spent the better part of the minute gunning him down and using ults on him. He just shotgunned once. Stupid, stupid game.

>mercy main
>solo climb

>dont play junkrat
>still can fucking understand that you are not supposed to just camp a corner while spamming grenade all game

>flying zenyatta

>Genji has more mobility in the air now with double jump being movement bursts even when he can challenge Pharah in the air already
Congratulations, /owg/ has become /dbzg/ witha hint of Bleach.

That doesnt stop my team from picking retarded useless shit though

How do I enjoy this game without thinking about all the social justice shit packed into it?

Need more Talon girls desu

This is autism overload but this mercy is kinda cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yo6G4LmRxRk

>tfw cute girl gaymer voice but ugly irl so no one wants to play games after they ask for a pic

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>The highest level on your team is literally always the worst player

Why?

dont revolve your life around getting mad at SJWs

Because they got in early and got bored and are just coming back into it.

because we're sick of carrying everyone and would rather throw a round if you arent gonna play right

I'm trying not to, but it's still irritating that it's there.

harden up you fucking pussy

Because they are the ones that had to learn how to play from the ground up rather than relying on talent or experience from other games.

>Even an absolute gutter tier player can harass teams relentlessly as Mei

I don't think you realize how high the skill floor for playing Mei is. She's pretty weak and completely immobile, if you whiff your wall or your positioning is wonky, you're really easy to punish.

Post skins you want

>Mei

I'm level 800 or so. I've seen (and won with) every shitty team comp there is, seen and done all the flashy/BM/troll PotGs with all the heroes etc, and I've nearly hit GM multiple times.

Sometimes I just don't give a fuck if we win or lose

By not being an autist

>lucio
i just want to be vrery fast jazz man but i've gotten the tracer skin like 3 times now

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Did everyone get what they wanted from the event already?

>no mei emote
>no genji/76 skin

suffering at it's highest

76

>mfw that's been just about every Mercy main I've encountered
>mfw I help them in matches and they end up sticking to me
>mfw I don't talk but they still add me and invite me into games

I want some other kind of ancient Egyptian themed skin for Pharah.

>bought witch mercy with credits
>got combat medic from a box
>bought blackwatch genji
>got sentai from a box
>bought new year mei
>now i want beekeper
when will i learn

>first box I got when I logged in
>Genji skin and dance
I will Sentai in your honor, user.

I want a short of Talon girls' day out.

A Wasteland McCree skin. Kind of like Wasteland Ana and Junker D.va.

The higher their level, the more likely that they don't give a shit.

yep. im just under 1000 and you can almost make anything work with minimal swapping

but if no one is gonna swap, i really dont always feel like a fucking hard-carry for shitlords

ill stay same class and practice vs a losing situation and enjoy watching my stubborn teammates struggle with a slow loss

because fuck em

Crocodile Dundee Mcree

>Widow's VA's face

top gun pharah

PLAYING WITH THE BOYS

If I'm playing Lucio in QP I don't actually give a fuck if we win or lose and just practice 1v1ing and sikk wallrides. It's more fun and useful than trying to carry retarded gold and plat babbies.

Yep. 4 dps instalock? Now is as good a time as any to practice sniping

>literally got nothing during the event
i will never spend money on loot boxes. never.

It's QP and I don't have a fuck left to give, I just wanna play trashmouse and do the sexy lounge at people.

me neither but I do the guaranteed boxes each week. Only got the zen and mercy dances and the dva and pharah skins

>sexy lounge
Fuck yeah. If only it didn't make people want to kill you even more than usual.

Noir McCree

so far i got skins for
>lucio
>symmetra
>genji
emotes for
>soldier
>mccree
I've done my arcades twice

I figured it out the secret behind the 50% forced win rate.

It's not that it exists.
You just have a 50% rate of getting a hanzo and widow in your team because of their almost instalock rate and we know how that usually ends.
If the matchmaking took in consideration every single player most played heroes and roles and matched people based on such we wouldn't be seeing the typical genji/hanzo/widow/mccree picks anywhere even on QP as we'd have 2 players that would be inclined to pick dps, 2 that would pick tank and 2 that would pick healer, even if one player wanted to pick another type of role we'd still have players inclined to play healer/tank rather than just dps.

the guaranteed boxes wouldn't be so bad if one wasn't locked behind the god awful capture the flag mode.How does Blizzard fuck up a mode so rife in FPS's

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>More mobile Tracer

>guy in our team playing with the new D.Va skin and spamming hello
How am i supposed to play with a raging erection?

capture the flag? the first week was 3v3 and 1v1, just been doing mayhem otherwise to get mine

Thinking on it, why isn't d.va able to hover again? She's already okish at fighting pharah she just needed to stay in the air for a bit to contest the high ground. Giving her hover would solve a lot of the pharmercy issues.

Hooks rain from above!

>HOLY SHIT, THIS FUCKING TEAM IS TRASH. NO ONE IS DEALING WITH

>try playing this game again after 6 months
>the community is somehow even worse

holy shit this is terrible

idk last night i was playing and there was one behind a CTF win. I wouldn't have played it otherwise. Might actually play the 1v1 more for the guaranteed loot boxes.

>Hey Daddyo

Just fucking kill the Pharah, fucboi.

>lucio and mercy instalock
>lucio spends entire game trying to boop people off map
>mercy spends entire game glued to one person

Thanks i didnt want heals anyways

Just go Road.

>my dick when

because i just like playing the game ok

>hey here's an event pay up
>and here
>yeah and here
>oh what gameplay lol, have an event