ITT: we post our car and things your friends roast about it

>lolgay
>lolslo
What's worse is they're all turbo normies with automatic camry's

1999 eclipse gs
>slight crack in the windshield (and I mean slight)
>"made in the 90s" so apparently its super old

I swear when people in my age group hear the word "19" when describing the year of a car they just assume it's a piece of shit. It's real fucking annoying. They dont even roast the fact that it's naturally aspirated or manual

Get that crack fixed all the way before it gets worse user

ty

>2015 Fiat 500 Abarth
>FIAT, Fix It Again Tony
I've had no problems with mine so far at 40,000miles. Meanwhile their Fords break down once a month.

Bruh. Nice car. Have you done anything about the sound system yet? Also can you get music to play through the Bluetooth?

>2006 Nissan Almera N16

Small rear seats, no AUX, generally a shitbox, although in pretty good shape

>muscle
It's a pony car.

>"That thing is geriatric."

a 2007 camry is way faster than a miata.
>268hp V6 camry

In a straight line only, which is the lamest way to be fast

jamaal

The entire american auto industry disagrees

1996 golf 3 cl, with the 1.8 engine.

Friends usually think its pretty garbage. m-me too

>2010 Golf
>Not a GTI/R/TDI/TSI

At least it's a manual and quicker than most base model cuckboxes.

Porsche 986 boxster
>"R u ok? Did something happen?"
No, it's not a crisis buy.

Because there are no corners in burgerland :(

>more like PT LOSER! hahahahaha
>why would you buy a car that you have to shift?
>[blow-off valve and turbo spoiling sounds] why does it make those noises when you shift and stuff?

It's jap crap
Back seats are small but I think they are big

>lol whats Isuzu user
>just get a subaru bro
>ahaha what a weak V6 how do you think that old thing is fun?
on the base im stationed at everyone either falls into the Mil douche with big truck, mil douche with a mustang, or CA mil douche with a Subaru .

Subaru Impreza 1999 N/A

>ugly
>loud
>smells like burnt fuel
>squeeky brakes

Mine came with the Beats audio so I haven't felt the need to fiddle with it too much. As for the Bluetooth I actually made an app for my windows phone that interprets my music output as a phone-call so it tricks the Blue&Me into playing the music. I've considered publishing it in the Microsoft app store but I figured no one would use it because I see so few of these cars around, and no one has a Windows phone.

Nice. I just got a little USB adapter for the glovebox but I wish it would just work normally. The stock speakers are terrible. Love this little car though, I've been putting a ton of miles on it

>94' civic
>"you paid THIS much for a TWENTY-THREE year old car?!"

>it doesn't even have power windows
>lowered? I bet you can't even ride over speedbumps (yea I can't, it scratches the bottom of the front bumper)
>you removed the back seats? why get a hatchback then?
>are you serious?! you spent over 200$ on a car with no A/C
>lmao pro, I used to own one like this when I was your age and sold it for 1/3rd the price

Good to know I didn't waste my money getting the Beats audio. I've been loving mine too, it's got a great sound and feel. It's been serving as my DD in lieu of my RX8. I almost feel guilty leaving the RX8 parked so often but the little Abarth really is a ton of fun.

and my favourite
>FWD, good luck dying of boredom
then the said cunt proceeds to buy a E36 shitbox for twice the money and twice the rust with no money left for gas or maintenance

Honestly that is how I feel about my Ford and my motorcycle. This thing isn't the coolest, but God damn do I like driving it. I need to go on a tooj run this weekend

>why didnt you get a wrx?

>m235i
>It's not a real M

I mean, it's whatever. IIRC it's really easy to get a lot of juice out of the engine in the GTI so while FWD = wheelspin forever at least you'll be fast as fuck once you get rolling.

I'm saying this as a WRX owner, too - the GTI is more comfortable and a bit more practical because it's actually available as a hatch. People just have different wants and priorities

2001 Silverado 1500, and 1987 Nissan 300zx

>your truck gets such bad mileage, I can't believe you drive it, it's such a waste
>yeah that's true, but I use it a lot with dirt bikes and towing and moving all my shit so I think it's worth it. What do you do when you need to move a washer and dryer, or your 4 wheeler, or whatnot?
>I just borrow somebody elses truck!
>...

>your car hasn't run in 4 years you should probably get rid of it
>yah you right. couldn't sell it short term before I moved, had to pay to rent a trailer, welp looks like I'm keeping it

Practically all my car friends have gotten family sedans at this point, so they love mine and haven't roasted it. My brother bitched about the color from pictures but took it back when he saw it in person. Hell, I roast it more than anyone else has.

08 Milan
>It's slow
>It's too loud
Only compliment I've gotten is on my hektik driving

mazda 6
they make fun of it for being underpowered/a mazda

First of all all of theirs are 4cyl and second of all when I turbocharge the miata it will be a absolute rocket that turns really well

My friends dont roast my car. They actually compliment my car because it's a shitbox and apparently I made it look decent despite that. However, i think they don't roast my car because they feel bad.
In my squad
>bolt on/tuned 5.0 mustang
>tuned 4.6 mustang
>3.8 gen coupe
>newer 3.8 gen coupe that's also boosted
>blob eye sti with boltons
>old maxima with a straight pipe
One of these things is not like the others

is that really your. very nice user. Id like to get an iroc someday. my dad had one when I was a kid.

2001 BMW 530i

>Nice car! I wish I could afford something like that...
>It's how old? Why don't you get something newer?

I can't believe how many people are shocked when I tell them you can get these for like 5 grand. And that's the reason I have no plans to get a newer 5 series.

How much do these differ from m5s? How to the normal 3 series cars compare to m3s of the same year? Is it worth the price jump?

>volvo s80 v8
I have one friend and he likes it.

>Is it worth the price jump?
yes

Performance wise, the M5 is in another league. The 530i is fast enough, but not 400 hp fast.The M5 handles better but the base 5 series is comfy, shockingly fun to toss around corners and actually has better steering (the M5 had a box, while the I6 versions had rack and pinion).
Most importantly, unlike the M5, it's reliable. So even if you ignore the initial price difference, it saves you a shitload in the long run.

Not when you can't afford an M5 haha

>'02 Accent
>it's literal trash at this point because I'm such a shitty driver

Also please ignore my neighbor's hoodmobile in the background

>neighbor's hoodmobile

Is that a legit 442?

>2001 ford explorer

Closest thing to a roads I've gotten from someone is about its piss-poor gas mileage

>Back seats are small
>but I think they are big
I have some bad news for you user

I like you're car bro

It's very nice user (:

>09 Cobalt SS Turbo
>06(Or newer) Escape V6
>07 Nitro
>11 Accent (Sandy Car)
>03 Corrolla
>08 Milan
>95 Lumina
At least yours isnt as fucking random as this.

Its not so random actually. Its literally all normie/economy cars, including the cobalt which is a sleeper

I dont think my Nitro is economy at all. Its a gas guzzler.

>2013 Volkswagen Jetta 2.5
"Wow, this car is so clean and so nice! You should sell me it when you're done with it."
>1989 Mitsubishi Colt w/4G63T
"Why is it so loud."
"Stop speeding."
"Sell this price of shit."
"Stick shift? What're you a grandpa?"
"user, please slow down!"
>1986 Jaguar XJ6
"The leather is so nice, did you refurnish it?"
"Why do you like manual cars?"
"They still make cars?"
"Sell this piece of shit."
"What is with you and old cars?"

"Oh my god you hit my little brother!!!"

Yes, it is. It's in great condition and sounds amazing, but it's got those stupid 30" rims and I can't get over it

Lmao. Mines like that too

>1990 Foxbody
>"Damn that car is as ugly as you!"
Thanks guys

>I didn't know youre a middle aged man trying to regain youth and testosterone
Yeah, I've gotten that.
>What the fuck is that?
>goodwill Jeep

>03 SVTF
I mean come on, I'm sure you can imagine the jokes that come from this. Most just think it's too quiet.

The people I meet seem to like it. closest thing I get to a joke is a friend who just calls it a "supercharged V-Ten".

>stock rims
>jamaal

>lol your car is so old
>user don't try to pretend your car is cool it's just an old piece of shit
>why don't you sell it and get something new and actually good
>your car is always broken why don't you get a Honda (it is always broken, they're not wrong)
>why would someone offer you a 2003 A4 as a trade for your piece of shit
>ah yes user only the finest cars for you
Fucking normies don't fucking get it

98 non SVT V6 contour
>Whats the Clicking sound
>CV shaft
don't worry Veeky Forums I have a new one to install on like Sunday

>Just LS swap it
>Premium?!?!

Ordered a replacement ej20 this morning.

Just wait till it develops a thunk. Then you'll have to worry about it.

>All normie cars

More pics of the hoodmobile user.

2010 Accord
>It doesn't sound as cool as your last one (v6)

I want to upgrade the exhaust to dual pipe but everyone says you lose back pressure and torque doing so ;(

>1992 3000gt VR4
>3800 lbs pigfat 90's shitbox

>2008 volvo s40
>fucking women drive volvos

>It's so cute!
>You drive a Fiesta??
>Why didn't you get the Focus?
>Nice fart can
>Rice! (bov so they got me on this one)

86 XJ6 brother!
My grandfather had a '86 Vanden Plas!
i drive it pretty often.

It's boring.
Me: I'm boring and I like my car. Other than the I infotainment sytem- holy hell Honda who dropped the ball on that piece of shit?

>more pics of the hoodmobile
Fug, I'm not at home tonight

If thread is not dead tomorrow, I'll post some

also
>"why is it so high?"
>"those wheels are disgusting"

>2005 Corolla

Hey, good to see people still enjoying these cars, sadly this is the only recent picture I have of it. Took it outside for a nice drive a couple hours ago.

I really need to give it a fresh coat of paint, any suggestions?

My brother!

they say it's 'fucking nasty' and won't stop pulling safety glass out of the window frames

British racing green or silver. Mine is silver, looks magnificent

the most common reaction people make when they see my car:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Would still beat your lousy civic

>2007 crossfire limited
>ITS A CROSSFIRE THOUGH

Raost me niggers

It's likely an automatic, which automatically makes the car and you fucking stupid.

(My real opinion is that SL are fine in auto because comfy top down cruising)

If they were car people, they would probably make fun of it for being a fwd v6 when it should be v8 rwd because it's the "luxury flagship sedan" of Honda/Acura

Makes more sense as a Honda badged Avalon/Maxima competitor than an Acura desu

>2002 Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon

>"You're too beta to own that car"

CLIFFORD!!!!!

Fuck I love your truck kit kat.

The Abarth looks fun too but Clifford is hot. Post more Clifford.

Are you Richard Gere and are you a gigolo?

I was really torn between the GTI and WRX. The couple reasons I went with the WRX was due to knowing my way around the car and possible issues... along with finding a decent price

There is literally nothing wrong with the 70s to 80s Mercedes SL series. Patrician taste my man

that is a respectable vehicle