Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1069

I want to live in a small apartment together with Daidouji!

>loving, consensual sex
boring

That one guy is probably a hater under the guise of "liking" murasaki. Just a full time shitposter with the janitor on his side, if he himself isn't the janitor.

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>little tits leo
Man confirmed.

>retard title
>mistress murasaki
>girl haruka cute big let wait may sorry
>sense face dai god need
>fine /v/
>ryouna are
>maybe help posted
>posting dream
>refle done stop elite sk
>baby switch senrans game
>sure ikaruga find wife kill waifu

5/22/2018

The peaceful, predictable din of the early evening filled with the festive sounds of rap music, screaming unattended children and barking pitbulls was interrupted, unexpectedly, by the sound of a gunshot, and a few minutes later, police sirens.

user peeked out the single, small barred window of the apartment at the scene unfolding below. By this time, the body laying on the pavement below was already covered over with a white tarpaulin. Forensics experts for the city of Obama[1] were already on-scene, photographing and tracing. The red repeating glow of the police lights cast an eerie light into the dim apartment. On the couch was Renka, distractedly playing a repetitive beat-em-up game on the couple's PS4.

"Honey, it happened again," user said.

"It can't be helped, ya know? This city's full of illegals," Renka said.

"Oh Renka, there you go again, beating the drums of intolerance," user said.

Renka snorted, not looking up from her immersive bakunyuu haipabattoru experience. "Not everyone grew up in an all-Anonymous suburb, ya know."

Approximately one year ago, life in everyone's hometown was turned upside down and everything changed. After the entrance of Japan into the newly formed Global Union, the tide of unvetted migrants from war-torn Europe washed over Japan, forever changing its demographics.

[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama,_Fukui

>full japanese Ryouna

What's the most japanese picture of Ryoubi?

>babu right on the center
Holy shit.

>you will never take a hot bath with Dai after a hard workout

>mirai mistress

Yes!

Nope. I love Murasaki and that's why she's the only senran I'd ever rape.

You're either a filthy liar or a complete mongoloid. Probably both. Once again, kill yourself.

Maybe after she has my rape baby. Until then I definitely have to keep going.

Might as well end it now. She's not real you fucking idiot.

>Dai
>Heterosexual

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's user, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>user makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under user's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell user it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

Whatever you say, whoreukafag.

Donald Trump will make anime real.

Mistress Mirai isn't a very good mistress. She's not very domineering or intimidating.

Still I pretend she's scary and that I'm her slave anyway because I like her and I think she's cute.

He can't even make the wall real.

Yep!

>another literally perfect retarded pussy
>Miyabi wants killed waves
>show Hikage fun world
>Fuga virgin cause blood
>find wife, kill waifu
>Senrans need Yumi
>Yumi babu
>mine shitty baby
>tfw raped
>long bad dick hair
>Yomi keep getting guys
>real able dead whore
>happy slut Shiki
>given yet hard hand lewd
>please feel Ryoubi
>Takaki death cool

>>show Hikage fun world

Love this one. Every thread?

I can show you fun world.

She can be scary sometimes if you don't know that she's actually just a big dork on the inside.

Okay are you done being mean yet

no maybe later

In a moment.

For now, fuck you.

Someone help, I'm being attacked by a dog!

...really, no.

>crimson person shitposting

So that's Mirai right?

No, it's Haruka posting under Mirai's account to frame her.

That's not a dog that's a wanwan.

Luvin' Hikage!

Also all this "rape, rape, rape" shit is fucking disgusting.

What is wrong with you?

Don't even acknowledge it. Just ignore that shit.

Don't knock rape til you try it.

It's still a ravenous beast!

I want to know what's in the Ryounacare bill.

Hebijo is a big happy family!

Miyabi is the mom!

I want to protect those smiles.

Thought this was tattoo for a second.

>He wouldn't get a tattoo of his senran's school

Mirai is a cutie!

It's true! She is!

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Mirai is real cute. Not as cute as she could be but still exceptionally cute!

Goodnight skeegee!

New speakers arrive tomorrow thank god, I want to put my headphones away already

Goodnight boobgen

Slaughter the beast. Drink it's blood.

They say Ibuki is the one who greets you at the door of Hell

The only way Mirai is cute is if you put it in the context that she's a nasty little goblin, then I guess she's cute for goblin standards.

May you dreams of Boobs and Asses

Mirai is a cute little goblin!

I like to believe Minori makes squeaky toy sounds while you fuck her.

Puri~

youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

Yes, Mirai is high-tension Jyapanisu Goburin!

>Japanese Goblins are mostly like human girls but flat and having animal horns or ears sticking out of their head, and fangs

So Mirai really IS a Japanese Goblin

Asska

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Shut the fuck up

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I'll be honest. Whoever that design this swimsuit should be taken to a dark room and get beaten off by Russian. It's horrible and Asuka deserves better.

>It's horrible
It's cute, though.

That ring in the middle of her chest is cute?Well, to each their own I guess. But the old one are definittely better.

hibbers

Is a robot

>not liking zuriwindows

it's like you don't want Asuka to be able to take your cock between her tits quickly without having to fumble with a bunch of knots and straps and clasps.

I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!

This.

what did she mean by this?

What a dorkoloid. I bet she sleeps hugging her pillow.

Because you think a snorkel is going to do anything to her?

I am going to marry Yumi!!!!!

I am going to molest Yumi!!!!

1 more hour for new wave event.

I'm gonna fuck this dorkoloid's titties!

Does this restaraunt give free paizuri?

Fuckers should get out of the game REEEEE! I keep getting pushed off from the top 300.

Only if you buy stuff for $400+.

What are /skg/'s hopes and dreams?

I love this restaurant! The waitresses have insane bodies and LOOK WHAT THEY'RE WEARING! The only weird thing is the faint smell of semen in the air.

My top 3 already got the wedding dress cards, so I'm rooting for Renka on this one.

It's from all the virgin costumers creaming their pants on entry. The sheer atmosphere of that place is enough to drive them to the edge.

Naraku.
Or babu Yumi for shitposting potential.

>Shiki was happy to wear this costume in public.
>She was happy to walk around a restaurant and serve customers wearing it, with no shame or hesitation.
>This is canon!

I hope that's not hot tea.

>tfw no senran café/restaurant with senran waitresses in skimpy outfits

BIG
FAT
BAT
TATS

Well, it's not like it's much more revealing than her shinobi outfit you dummy.

Anyways, look at that feminine hand. I'm willing to bet most of the costumers are women, probably other senrans.