German engineering

>"unreliable"

Porsches are just fantastic. The only good luxury brand.

>speak like a bloke

>I don't think there's ever been more of a meme than German engineering
German racial superiority

Anything for you, Your Royal Highness

Porsche, Mercedes and Toyota/Lexus are the most reliable cars in Europe.

>Mercedes

Cheeky rascal.

Buddy, that is Jap left right and center. Minus the badge engineering

Also Honda, ofc
Yes, Mercedes are very solid cars, with quality materials and built to last. Its quite common to see Mercedes with over 1M miles. They are usually used as taxis for a good reason, and its not their price.