How come I am able to count the IQ of a pickup driver with one hand?

you have 12 phalanx you can count on
and 5 finger
you can count to 60 with one hand

>I could literally fuck up your shitty truck in a million and one different ways manually.
Anyone who buys a vehicle because it can destroy other vehicles is a fucking retard.

Because you're a freak of nature with way too many fingers on that hand?

>mfw when i have an old Canyon (Colorado)

My next truck will be a fullsize chev though. Bed has already been a limiting factor in my Canyon, as well as towing capacity.