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Previous thread

Fareeha

Tracer is for bullying

Impractical headwear for a jet pack girl

Here comes T.Racer!

Why is her neck so long?

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Lena Oxton

The problem with Sombra is that they have her listed as defense.

She's isn't offense.
Sombra isn't offense.
Do you fucking understand me? Do you see these words?
Sombra isn't a fucking offense character.

Your team gets slaughtered because they are constantly outnumbered because your team has the front liners and a healer and then they have... Sombra.

When you pick Sombra, your team is missing a player because Sombra is always off running around doing whatever the fucking cyber-beaners do.

Sombra is a bad support character. When you pick Sombra, you are actively choosing not to back up your team in any meaningful way. She can't stop the advance like Torb or Sym. She can't heal as well as real healers. She can't kill like a defense or offense. She just runs around los invisible and sorta kinda picks off low health enemies (ay caramba ese). She literally only helps out when she can use her ult and even then it's probably too late to save her poor, outnumbered team.

Fuck Sombra. Build wall.

Fareeha!

That's a white girl, not korean

God I hope we don't get another shitty gorilla hero, who the fuck wants to play as a stupid monkey. Winston is already lame enough

Even if from what we got it seems likely

Asian women are gradually turning into the new white women.

Tracer is for smiling and brightening up everyone's day

Reminder that Torbjorn is useful

t.gengu

>playing torb
>turret harassing pharah
>she dedicates her life to trying to destroy it
>retreat just before rocket impacts, repair betweem
>she never kills it and never contributes a thing to her team
i love being a low ELO shitter

>bullying Winston

Mickie is throwing because he's not their token gook golden boi anymor. Effect took his position as that

Tracer is for getting trapped by Junkrat

>when you are able to beat players 1000 SR above you through sheer cancer strats in 1vs1

Thats been established since day 1, he's the most balanced defense hero that also does good for the team.

on the first point of like three maps
which sucks
especially given that hes the closest thing to a tracer counter and shes in literally every game now

why does Reaper think Tracer's a hedgehog?

>get threatened with an AFK booting for defending the flag as Torb
>Moment I leave to shoot someone for a second is the moment the enemy Winston comes by to steal the flag and jet away
for what purpose

1v1 just highlights how people get carried or pushed down in overwatches shitty comp

>tfw asian women slowly getting tainted by Americans both white and black
>tfw nobody likes asian men
>tfw am an asian men

Even in the game asian men are hated what the fuck

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THIS IS YOUR EARLY WARNING THAT IN A FEW POSTS I WILL ASK FOR HERO IDEAS

Not true, Mccree likes yellow guys

>Winston is already lame enough
mfw
How2proTorb?

This

When will artists start drawing dva like a korean?

Calm down asian masculinity

You can always have swiss healslut

Orisa buffs when?

took a stroll through Manchester the other day and let off her rockets.

Blizzard adopted the japanese style of making all characters look white in anime and video games

>Pharah
>muslim

Winston is /ourguy/ and is perfectly fine and balanced.

why do they inject collagen under their eyes?

Tracer is for ____

That's legit unnerving.
You should post it in spook threads in /x/ or something.

>Ulzzang D.Va
God damn do i need that.

Almost as much as gyaru D.Va.

hugging gorillas

intense sexual activity.

Except with Symmetra who is, unsurprisingly, the ugliest female face in the game.
Luckily her new skin hides 50% of it.

Man, I fucking hate the new Lucioshit. Not only he's unkillable but I just got booped in Castillo even if he was distant as fuck from me. Stupid nigger

>winston gets to lick the peanutbutter out of her ass regularly
Lucky ape

Cosmetic surgery was a mistake except for like burns and chimp attacks and shit

Yeah i like her new skin its what i wanted. I hope blizzard considers updating symms face to be cute.

user, Winston is not for lewd. Besides him and Lena are like brother and sister at this point

>mfw I've seen asian guys with white girls often
Did you step outside of your house?

You legit think those creatures are good looking?

make a new american hero besides mccree

Being able to beat others 1vs1 is a different skillset to being able to win competitive games.

He said he likes gyaru, that should show how low his standards are

No it isn't you stupid faggot.

WHY IS TRACEY ALWAYS SO CUTE?!

>what are Jack and Reyes
Fucking Amerifats, you are already overrepresented

america already has the most heroes per country, don't be silly

I'm not getting any younger

IT'S TIME

She was designed that way!

Not everybody lives in america.

just say your ultimate status every now and then and the game will think you are active

reaper but with the dual grenade launchers from the trailer

They should make an american woman hero.

I'm an Asian male and I'm engaged to a white woman, fellow anons.

Neuros, the Greek flamboyantly gay secretly evil intel collector
>M1: throw knife projectile
>M2: wind up a single slash with one of his knives. 2.5 second wind-up during which reduced movement speed. Does 200 damage to anything two meters in front of him. Can release earlier for less damage.
>L-Shift: phase through walls (can be performed during slash wind-up)
>E: Recon sentry (deploy up to three Symmetra-like sentries that wallhack tag enemies in line of sight)
>Passive: Intel Gathering (Neuros can see the Ultimate status of enemies that he has landed a final blow on until he is killed)
>Ult: possess an enemy for up to four seconds, during which friendly fire is activated for that enemy. Can use ultimate if available. Neuros suffers 100 damage if the enemy dies while possessed.

Reyes is a Mexican born whos parents are from Cuba though

gookshitters are weird

>another new female hero

pls no i need some cock

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Finally, someone who undestands

No fag we need to build more waifus

>no ditzy valley girl hero
>Fun tiiiiimes... Good ones too...

Mercy is not real, Chu

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Offense class sniper character without a zoom and instead has a sprint and wallclimb that they can still shoot while using. Duel wields snipers, one which is manually fired while the other has an auto-aim lockon that activates on the nearest enemy so long as you keep them in line of sight for a few seconds and activated via ability button.

Manual shot is there for people who can snipe on the fly/noobs to body shoot with whilst the auto-aim is for consistent damage regardless of skill level.

And he has tubes connected to his gun scopes for eyes.

Gentle loving and cuddling!

So when are they nerfing Lucio.

This desu, Blizzard should fully embrace Waifuwatch and admit that all male heroes except Reinhardt were a mistake.

>this is what a D.va fan looks like

He's fine, he actually has to participate to do his job now

Chinese melee hero that uses a spear
>M1 are comprised of a chain of thrust and slams
>M1 vertical strikes emphasizes range
>M2 strikes are horizontal sweeps
>A little bit shorter on the range, but much more effective to hit multiple enemies
>you can chain swings up to 4 combos with damage increasing from 10 > 20 > 40 > 80 totalling 150 damage in one combo.
>combos can be chained by alternating M1 and M2
>Shift is a blink strike
>pressing shift will let you target opponents similar to Mercy's target selection when she's healing
>M2 will let you lock on, M1 will initiate the blink strike
>have no idea for E as of now
>Ult increases your attack speed by 30%
>passive ability is Hang Time
>Attacking mid air lets you combo and greatly reduces falling speed

>dual wielding sniper rifle
It's stupid enough to work

>we'll never get a Polar Bear hero

What the fuck is wrong with those feet?

Also, not had a legendary in 13 boxes, who else /tiredoffuckinggrindingandreadytokillmyself/ here?

Third animal hero would be too much

Fuck, you got me.

Mexican bandito with a lever action rifle. Dynamite sticks ult with damage/knockback. Sticky bomb ability, like a weaker pulse bomb that can be lobbed further. Second ability I have no idea.

Lever action rifle might be too similar to McCree's weapon. Might be too similar to McCree in general.

My head feels like its going to explode from grinding.

Are you sure you don't want to play Soul Caliber user?

does that really work? i've been booted for wandering around without shooting, so just pressing a voice command every now and again doesn't seem very believable

Sounded more like Dynasty Wars to me

Nice bait

An Omnic conceiling as a human. He was a barber during the war, killing his slowly killing the most important targets in the city he worked and changing appearance every time.

After the war he joined Talon, living among humans he started to feel close to them while also hating his own kind. Being an Omnic himself he knows what they can do, so he wants to help exterminating them.

He looks like an old fashion barber but his body is actually mechanical, he hides various weapons in his body.

From a gameplay perspective he works like TF 2 spy, more or less. Didn't think that much about it

What, did an asian man steal your white girl?

His "job" is still AoE healing and Speed boosting he does not have to put any effort into and is free to do damage now. Why does Lucio get to have his cake and eat it too while Supports like Zenyatta are still niche. Fuck this stupid ass character.

I want Dynasty Warriors 9 right now desu