/parag/

He is one of the only characters in the current game that takes finesse to land, but has a really nice payout if it does land.

The problem is he's pretty much a one trick pony and with Phase, you can guarantee that if you hook anyone BUT her, she's just gonna pull them right back.

give him more than one move and make his ult increase health

This right here is unacceptable.

>enemy team deathballs hard from the start
>I mean it in the true sense of Deathballl: a roving swarm of enemies just towerdiving non-stop
>we adapt and throw it right back at them, but it's touch and go
>our Morigesh steals Prime right from under their noses
>I'm Murdock and walk in as we get Prime
>between the two of us and our support we kill 4/5ths of their team and get two inhibs
>keep the pressure on and win
>Khai and me 1-2 punch their Yin so hard they disconnect before the final push
Yes. That's a good feeling. Fuck those pricks, hope they learned a lesson from that one.

>mfw Shinbi tries to duel me as Steel when I have all abilities and ult off cooldown and all my ablative armor.

Her K-Pop idol butthole is gonna be sore for a few days.

Wait a minute...

Yeah but this is the exception, not the rule. In most cases, deathball will beat any other strategy and if they had taken the time to ward or at least notice one of you was missing, they would have fucked Morigesh so hard the coroner would have though she died in a car crash.

It does feel good when you beat the deathball strategy, but it sucks that so many people do it now because it works a lot of the time.

I'm telling you, if they give T1 towers stacking damage and then give T2 towers (while T1 is still up) a stacking damage AND a stacking slow and then give Inhibs (if previous tower/s are still up) all of that plus a root after 3 shots, people would really have to play their dives correctly.

Right now you can chase an ADC around their fucking inhib and miss a few basics before you have to start getting worried and STILL get the kill and STILL get away.

I didn't expect to win it, honestly. They knew where we were when they started Prime, but I think they just figured we wouldn't contest it because they had the numbers and a cxp lead.

Remember, everyone has a bad game every now and then.

Incidentally, had this playing when we stole Prime and turned everything around:
youtube.com/watch?v=IrjyE3VTPe0
Also wearing the Snakebite skin for maximum ODST vibes.

Fun game I recently had.

We lost

>those team comps
based waifu winning the game

Christ, that Belica was busy.

>Grinding Gold box to diamond box
>I have 3 hours left
>play a few pvp games
>notgonnamakeit.jpg
>Play co-op games getting paid out 5 stars per win
>ICANMAKEIT.jpg
>35 minutes left
>15 stars left
>All of a sudden co-op games start paying out 3 stars instead of 5
>"Fine I did this to myself, could have played earlier, whatever."
>Open crate
>reputation and crafting materials
Well fuck you too ebin

When can I claim this stupid chest, goddamn.

Same thing happened to me. It's never, ever worth it.

Yea she clearly carried them among other things like my team was too scared to push.

You may as well just leave it on bronze or silver because then you at least have the thrill of getting a higher grade chest from it before you end up with those crafting materials.

I shouldn't complain though as my last two gold chests both had a loot crate key.

Yeah at this point I don't even have anything the vault that I want since they took out Onyx Rogue Sparrow. It's just that I regularly play enough to get me to gold box and then I say fuck it might as well reach that diamond box.
But after this;
never again

>tfw you used your loot crate coins to buy Novaborn Greystone the day before he went on sale

This matchmaking is what's going to cause the game to bleed players more than anything else. Look at pic related and tell me how this is allowed.

you are like a little baby
watch THIS

...

What am I looking at here, Zharkos? Tell me you didn't just jump at an opportunity to post your Elo so you could brag.

Think my game's bugged desu, can't claim my chest.

>person posts about how matchmaking is skewed with 70 difference in elo
>2265 twinblast and 1997 phase matched against fresh diamonds and a plat

I was talking about the ridiculous difference in score. Once you go plat/ diamond, the intermingling of pools happens fairly often off-peak hours. So yeah, I guess that's further proof of how fucked it all is. Sorry I didn't cop that sooner, just used to seeing diamonds and plats together on the front page of Agora that I stopped questioning it.

Summit1g is playing Paragon on twitch
Apparently he's enjoying it.
I'm conflicted;
if new people start playing the game, that they won't notice it's flaws.
Or they will but the game is still fun and they play and Ebin will still continue on their path.
Either way, Paragon got decent exposure today

Who's this now?
Nibori's also streaming. Apparently he's started playing with a team:
twitch dot tv/gamersfitnessgroup

twitch tv/Summit1g
He's maybe the second most popular streamer on twitch to Lirik.
Used to stream CSGO religiously until he died to a self molly at a LAN.
Now he's a variety streamer

getting new players involved now is the worst thing they could do the game is in its worst state since the end of legacy

>getting new players involved now is the worst thing they could do
If by they you mean ebin, it's not a sponsored stream.
Just a popular streamer playing it for now.
In front of about 20k people.
Many of whom are saying how awesome it looks.
Others are saying how much they love it.
Some of which are saying it sucks.
SI'm both slightly excited and worried.

Huh. That'll get some new players in for sure.

Looks like your elos are about the same to me.
What else are they supposed to match you on?

Epic repeatedly stress that their internal MMR isn't based on Elo, and that Agora is unreliable when talking about matchmaking.

>stopped streaming CSGO after he fucked up and killed himself with a molotov

Is the CSGO culture really that extreme that he will forever live in shame to such an extent that he had to go into exile after making a mistake?

Half yes and no. Since he's so popular many people wanted him to fail or do something embarrassing, and he did. He was the thing to talk about for months.
He managed to make a meme out of it and professionals or at least anyone respectable made light of it, but imagine a chat full of 20-30k people just spamming "molly1g" over and over for months on end.
He's been humiliated in probably his favorite game but the success he gained from it has been exponential.
Also it's not that he stopped, but before molly1g he was training pretty hard for LAN's.
Now he just stick with online money tournies.
>Just wrote a paragraph on summit1g
What has /parabush done to me?

>Standing outside in the chilly night waiting on my pizza so I can go in and rage at Paragon for another few hours

Do you think people who stuck with this game all the way through the betas will get anything cool on release or are we just more faces in the crowd?

if anything they'll give a golden recolor of some hero no one plays much and say they're thanking the veterans

We've gotten founders packs for the previous year, but seeing as how there's been an increase in players I'm not so sure.
It'd be nice though.
Not like they'd miss anything by giving out diamond crates or loot crates with all the recolors skewing the chances

Watch it be an exclusive banner.

>new hero is Son Goku
Based Epic

>get queued with 3 stack on our team
>our fey dies 3 times before 5 minutes despite starting a ward
>"omg y no callouts"
>"why not use your ward"
>"ummm, they deward????"
>"yknow if they deward theyre probably nearby. maybe watch the map"
>"lol learn to callout kid"
>proceeds to die 7 more times
>his duo partners constantly spamming "LOLOLOLOLOL" and then sitting afk in mid lane
>lose
>decide to play iggy jungle next game because i want to have fun
>go against same trio
>they pick attack speed dekker tainted magick attack speed riktor and full attack speed grux
>win because theyre all twice as useless as the last game

what the hell is the thought process behind "well i lost my last game because i was shit, better throw my next one! thatll show them!"
>new character is the most commonly used character in mobas
ftfy

>thought
That's perhaps giving them a bit too much credit.
I'd be fucking ashamed if my friends ever started throwing little passive-aggressive tantrums in a video game, holy shit.

>what the hell is the thought process
The thought process is "Hey guys this game is free on psn oh look dude you already play this lets group up and do dumb shit LUL"
Groups of friend are more likely to do stupid shit that's funny to them than focus on winning

its not based on the fake elos on those sites you can see your own MMR in the log files

Do elaborate, please: this is news to me.

This game does looks nice, I'm surprised I've never heard about it before especially since it's free to play. Will download it soon, it's not dead, r-right?

Game's not dead.
The thread is.

It is a MOBA, though, so there's everything that comes with that (sans paying for characters and shit).

Just reinstalled Paragon and saw there are a ton of new characters (last time I played was the Sevarogg release). Are there any new characters that are similar to Kallari? Mainly looking for stealther or gankers that can Z-axis gank out of the jungle and drop people

Countess is a burst assassin if you are into that.

what the heck is the difference between cast and strike? they both say they add 6 power

thanks I'll try her out

I'm honestly not sure about that. I thought they used differentiate between physical power and energy damage, but maybe I could be mistaken

OrionGame folder in appdata pick one of the logs and ctrlF MMR. it isn't in some of them for some reason so check all of them that you have until you find it. internal matchmaking cap is 1650 which is why matchmaking goes to shit once you hit it since someone at 2200 and 1700 MMR are effectively the same skill level in the games eyes.

nothing they do the exact same thing its a remnant from when power was split into two types.

bushbros will keep it alive

>New players coming in from that CSGO player's stream

Nice.

Bad news is shit is gonna get a lot more horrible for anyone in silver.

Nothing. There used to be a difference between energy damage and physical damage which no longer exists.

>So close to plat I can taste it

I'm ready, Paragon. Just go ahead and give me the losing streak and get it over with.

No idea what you're talking about, my friend sent me a code that he got. Epic projection my dude

ive been it plat for the past 3 months. nothing gets better talent wise and once you start going higher you just get 5 stacks which causes you to go right back to the mid 1500's so dont sweat it when you drop out you're not missing much

>The CSGO player is experiencing the power of Rampage without Thickblood right now

He keeps shooting him during ult with Sparrow and he is freaking out that he keeps regaining health faster than he can damage him kek.

Everyone in the chat is going:

>LEL BALANCED LEL

They have no idea how bad Rampage gets his ass kicked when you get one single card added to your arsenal.

Get the fuck out, noob shitter. Let our game die in peace.

go away cameron this game will continue to live despite how hard you try to kill it

Can someone post a pleb deck for Kallari or at least tell me which jungling item base is best? (+15 damage/8 life on hit)

I literally only focused on stacking power on him the last I played and just ran around blasted people with abilities. I see the recommended stats are attack speed and penetration but I have no idea when to call it quits with those stats. Please be gentle

The game might be gaining some more blood soon. I just hope the card system doesn't scare this streamer and his viewers away. He doesn't seem to like how confusing the card system or how certain characters like Greystone and Rampage can tank so many people at once.

I tried giving him tips and letting him know that shit is way easier when you have more cards and that Rampage is a lot more manageable later on when you get more cards.

This could be good or bad. I'm worried about a bunch of new players joining in the current state of the game though.

dont jungle kallari. voidsteel daggers and windcarvers or a crit deck your choice. make sure to add a thundercleaver for wave clear. also kallari is a female (female)

6 thunder cleavers all mapped to right click.

Right now he's Murdock and has a support Crunch against an offlane Khaimera and Sevarog hahaah.

Rampage is in mid as well.

I should note that the pic is from the end of the previous round.

I'd ask if you had anything better to do, but everyone knows the answer

To be in bronze again. Magical place where people still fear the towers and the meta is nothing but a whisper on the horizon.

confirmed bushbro

And what are you doing up after midnight on a Wednesday posting on an Indonesian tampon boxing mailing list?

What is the most efficient way to spend these points? I have no idea where they came from

>retarded american watching twitch believes everyone posting here is american
the last (You) that you're getting from me

Are you from one of those poor third world countries like England or Australia? Don't worry friend, Emperor Trump will be there to save you in the next couple years as he makes not just America, but the entire world great again.

Go fuck yourself you cum guzzling prolapse.

Fuck that, which character's bush do you like the best and why?

i'd help you but you're a yuroshit and i don't support islamic terror

>Taking screencaps when a match is waiting on you to ready up and letting it tick down and restart the queue for everyone

Cancer

sharia law demands all women shave

>You step into the jungle and see this

What do?

See you in a week, /parag/!

>no belica porn
>no sparrow porn
>no aurora porn
>no serath porn
>no dekker porn
>someone made this

why is the world so cruel

Creators Coner or whatever they call that shit they FINALLY addressed the over nerf, they talked tanks in general in other games/MOBAS and what they are in paragon

Mooney says they have potential to kill with dmg over time and that's their threat, so Far only Sev and Steel can do this, Rampage and Riktor are weak as fuck and need massive help to be able to acomplish this they are getting buffed, Grux too for some reason....

I guess they forgot Narbash's fat ass

I like tanks but I agree only Sev and Steel can kill you with their combined basics and abilities Ramp has fucking nothing wow 200 dmg rock and retard slam and spamming your 70 dmg slap. I was thinking his E should be like a combined passive move, maybe he hits his fist down in front of him and creates a knockup, this would at least help him lock down an opponent longer.

basic > knockup > boulder > basic > jump would probably really hurt.

As for thickblood and powerchord, they could make Bud of the Changling counter it like it used to counter the old Tainted Magic.

bam Ramp fixed and balanced since the boulder nerfs wouldn't be touched

>Sharia law demands that women obey every whim of men
>sharia law demands all women shave
I thought you were cool

Alright /parag/, which girl has the smelliest farts xDD

they just need to make ramp a support tank and ditch the jungle bullshit and he'd be fine. replace his passive with a poison aura or something

dont be weird we're civilized people who discuss pubes here

Countess obviously. She eats people like Narbash.

she doesn't eat people she's a vampire not a zombie

>omg phase why arent you saving me
maybe because you constantly run into melee range and my pull has a cooldown?

never said I was euro

I actually missed the queue because I was looking at another monitor

This happened twice too, except the elo difference was around 200 instead of 400 because we had Solo Nazgul on our team. We ended up losing both games either way.