Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Ultimate KEK™

All these are Abathur for me.

How was he nerfed
To last to go look up patch notes

I just wish my friends weren't shit at this game so I could play TL.

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

I stopped by because your op image girl is hot. Have a nice day.

They need to stop fucking allowing 4-5 stacks in QM. This faggotry NEEDS to stop.

>no Especialist
shit template

>Lot of dead boys out there

>promised to kill kerrigan
>doesn't kill kerrigan and kills based tychus instead
james "jim" raynor isn't my nigga. he's a traitor, a criminal and probably a zerg as well

Reposting for those who haven't completed their meme assignments yet

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>unboxed Samuro
>have no interest in his gimmicky jungleing playstyle

>5 stack vs. 5 randos
>We roll them up in 20 minutes on junction
Not all 5 stacks are good

Which role and hero should I play?

Thank you kind user, sleep well tonight

anubarak

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't buy D.Va with my gems.

Degrader and Alarak

Hey, he's pretty cool once you realize he's not just another stealthy.

He's also very satisfying to play visually and sound-wise, with you just hitting everything three times at once and critting all the time. Plus he's basically unkillable.

>It's a double support + sylv + cho gall 5-stack game

1. you hate fun
2. you hate winning
3. you hate asian qts
4-5. you want to save your gems

I don't even give a shit about how good some of them may not be, the fact that a sully planned 4 or 5 man comp can play against a bunch of soloqueues is a bunch of bullshit, and these shithead devs should understand that by now.

There are numerous fixes to it, but they're so fucking busy sitting around playing with their dicks and polishing Morhaime's shoes to do anything of substance. Christ, even their balance team doesn't even do their job properly.

1) She
2) Just
3) Fucking
4) Got
5) Nerfed

>this is an ultimate ability

great design, wasted potential in uncoordinated QM

Well judging by how they handled
You are very much correct sir

Is there no way to play her so you actually contribute to the team?

best and most perfect and most cute girl

where are her nipples

I just got toxic prime evil diablo. How do I lord of terror?

THREE
AUTO
ATTACKS!

Probius on front page!

She lost them in the war.

Cow King when??

I've never played a stealth hero before, so how do into Zeratul?

Play her like an assassin with a bigger health bar.

I really hope you don't pick it in HL, it's literally just a QM escape.

is 3.39 KDA a good ratio for an assassin?

>deckard cain
>old enfeebled man who can't really fight but has scholarly knowledge
>would make an interesting specialist similar to abathur but with different gimmicks
>TFW they go full retard and just make him another mage

You play Valeera instead.

>would make an interesting specialist similar to abathur but with different gimmicks
Yeah just like we need another afk character lmao

user, you're not supposed to die in this game

>picking tyrande in hl

>slam people on the ground
>tackle them into walls
>enjoy 5 second respawn timers if you ever die (you won't)
you are now el diablo, master of the wrestling arena

>TFW they go full retard and just make him another mage
Most likely. Its funny that for every interesting hero they manage to make 5 cookie cutter shits.

moo
moo-moo
moo?
mooooo

That is the absolute truth

if this is the formula (which is probably is) he has a high chance of being interesting since the last few heroes have either been copy pastes of previous heroes or copy pastes from overwatch

What do the candles mean?
What do the candles want?

>alliance baby
>favorite banner: horde warbanner
ORCED again!

>Deckard Cain sits in base and adds unique modifiers that champion/boss enemies have in Diablo 2/3
>Lightning enchanted tanks shitting electricity every which way in the middle of your team
>Arcane sentries
>Carries with ice kiting everyone

They mean deckard cain, it wants to stop being on fire.

BUNNY HOP
OH, YEAH!

ZUL'JIN BUFFS WHEN?????

He's fine, git gud

Zul'jin is balanced. I'd say he's one of the most balanced champs.

I keep staring into them but they won't tell me their secrets

I'm either going to be completely impressed or extremely disappointed by Cain's kit

It's actually kind of hype___

psst hes the secret anub killer dont tell anybody

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Anybody else not bother with brawls anymore now the the reward is a shit chest instead of gold?

he just got a buff idiot

I still do them, but more begrudgingly.

Are they even rare chests or common?

That's because you were supposed to smell them.

balanced in mobas = garbage

>lulotine

good meme user

>ywn lick her feet while she takes Illidan's superior seed
why live

>walk up to anub
>get stunned like everyone else on the line
>die
>anub killer

malf pls go

>needs an overpowered hero to win
look at him and laff

I sometimes wish there was a separate /hotsg/ but without cucks.

It would have 0 posters

common

>immobile auto attacker who has a 4 second grace period being stunned for 3 of those seconds

fuck that noise

I sometimes wish there was a separate /hotsg/ but without you.

Nerf this! *slap*
BRAAAAAAP

>Does no damage
>Has minimal peel
>Easy to kill twice
>Now bleeds meats/feed for quests the enemy has
>If you ever hit someone with a self-destruct, take a shot.
>Hint, the above drinking game sucks.

Nope. She's bad, and marks the second wasteful purchase I've made. the first is Samuro I hate gold.

What do you do to make leveling heroes fun? I'm staring at all these level 2-3 heroes I have no interest in playing, yet the allure of easy loot chests and account level is too great to ignore. Do I just farm boring AI games or go into QM and hate myself because I'll be inevitably shit with them?

>Primal

Feed relentlessly once you realize you've been put against a 5-man premade on the enemy team as a solo for the umpteenth time today.

Really takes the edge off while the one asshole illidan on your team loses his shit and curses your family in 50 languages

What is this?

fite me

Is Nova bad?

Does grass grow?

>taking Illidan's seed ever
Good joke.

Not bad on specific conditions but bad overall. You can mess around with her on QM.

She's very fun in QM

Just don't take Triple Meme

She is good on hanamura