OFFICIAL FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

What are your car related plans for the weekend?

your car > whores

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>Too poor to afford gas
>All the people at "meets" are chads
>No friends
>GF tied down with 7 year old
>No car related plans because too poor to do anything with car
>Waifu is for weebs

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Cause I'm too tired to drive and don't have any friends
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Cause I don't have any and never will
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Make money for my shitboxes, change my oil and tinker some
>your car > whores
Yeah
>post waifu

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

It's my gfs night off and she just wants a quiet night in

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

Same reason applies


>What are your car related plans for the weekend?

Thinking about compiling a list of mods from cheapest to most expensive then from most useful to least useful and try and find a happy medium between the two

your car > whores


Debatable

>post waifu

No im not a weeb faggot

our meets only have 1 chad and he rarely comes

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
nothing else to do like last week
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
haven't contacted them for a few weeks
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
still haven't gotten my license, but I have driven some more
>your car > whores
yeah
>post waifu
against the rules

When was the last time you were happy, anons?
What age?

Maybe 10

I haven't posted in one of these in a while.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Long week, probably not doing much tonight.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
See above.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Ordering a pile of parts for the Prelude, maybe washing some of the other cars if there's time.

I work at 5am tomorrow.
>gf
I wish, sub 5' latina I'm talking to likes to play games, I'm over her shit.

Change my oil.
>car> whores
no matter what I'm driving

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Because I work tomorrow, No point in going out when I need to be up early.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
No GF, no plans for a GF, fuck GFs

>>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Maybe a wash.

>your car > whores
>
>post waifu

>On call for work. Going in early tomorrow.
>Be engineer at local tv station.
>Be in florida.
>Was going to change engine, gearbox, and rear differential fluids + filters

Got to postpone until next weekend.

>me too

I'm stuck home cuz my fucking jaw is broken >.o

Probably 8

For most part im a miserable fuck


Still got some bright spots sprinkled in though that have kept me sane.

Nice Car(a good car is one of the best anti depression tools)
Decent Job
Decent Looks
Not fat
Good family

Who punched you user?

>just got off work
>no meets and no bros/gf
>unclog my sunroof drains
>definitely, my car won't leave me for someone else
>waifu is 2lewd for this board

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Just got home from work, everybody busy;-
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Tfw no gf, had two back to back a while back but broke up with them both for various reasons
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Brake pad chage, and good wash

>post waifu

nah

I had a wooden sword (shinai) broken over my cheek

I did however get his face good with throwing knives

crazy bitch! stay away from me

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Seeing as Irma is about to rape me to all hell, I have decided to run away like a little bitch. Currently sat at hotel in Georgia alone.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Those idiots decided they would stay and try to fight off looters instead of paying to insure their totally legit $4000 set of golf clubs and $10k home entertainment system.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Flood damage pls go.

Please, waifu, protect me.

Lol the throwing knives are rubber I just have a great throw

>not a weeb
What are you even doing here?

Shut the fuck up weabitch faggot

>not a weeb
>posts an image from Veeky Forums's favorite nepalese flipbook

Welcome back to the sad club.

You have a girl face but also it looks like you have some stubble on your chin.

See you on the touge, fucker.

Thats cuz I'm a girl with stubble

because this is the same person

please dont be trans phobic. if this was Reddit I would down vote your comment.

>Frosty walks onto the stage
>none of the viewers at home can tell because all the camera lenses are smudged or cracked
>he's got some stuff to say, but he's kind of nervous
>weed leaking from his pocket
>he's buoyed, though, by the knowledge that this will truly be a one-off announcement
>"my fellow Veeky Forumstists, I have avoided jail time by transitioning to a woman!"
>cops come out of nowhere and tackle him
>charged with reckless tumblrism

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
went out last night til 2am

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
im tired fuck off

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
cars vs bikes meet tomorrow, followed by more hoodrat plate free shit and cop chases in the city BOIIII

lmfao

Meh, would probably still smash

T-thanks? I have great ass if that helps...

...

What are we drinkin tonight lads? Cheers.
>>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Too tired to go out, too caffeinated to go to bed.
>>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
>tfw no gf
>>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Fine tune my Epoxy-gob brake light switch fix so my brake lights don't stay on when you jab the pedal, numerous other things.
>>your car > whores
prove it, faggot.
>post waifu
no

It sure doesn't hurt.

Friends live 50 miles away so I'm at home playing Crash Bandicoot. The only car related plan I have this weekend is to wash it as I have to work Saturday and Sunday. No gf because I don't know any girls my age (went to high school in a different place). Want to go to a meet but here's the thing, the previous owner of my car painted some things in my engine bay lavender purple, and it's very embarrassing to look at. I think I'm ready for a visit from Death br/o/s. (I'm also a 21 year old virgin).

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>work early in the morning and comfy in my bed
>no gf, and the only meet in town is on saturday nights
>wash car
>my car

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Because I want to watch Boku no Hero Academia and Kakegurui,
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Because I have no friends and no gf. (I just moved here)
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
To buy a 1985 300ZX Turbo 2-seater for $4500
>your car > whores
Yes
>post waifu
pic related

12, i'm 23

Aoyama is better.

I distinctly remember being happy at my 8th birthday party.

Literally the last time I can remember being happy about anything.

Unless happiness is also the absence of sheer sadness. I get that feeling sometimes, but I feel like that's more of just being in neutral.

>be almost 26
>all my friends still work in restaurants and bars

Claimed
Back the fuck off

November 8th, 2016.

like 2 years ago
>just bought my first house
>had an s1000RR and 335i
>PTP qt gf

At least I can buy a GTR soon living in the city...

>be 28
>work office job
>have no friends

>29
>solid career, actually have money in savings, Roth IRA contributions maxed out every year
>friends from HS all still work at 7-11 or construction(laborers, not boss level stuff)
I know that feel m8

>been working monday-friday daytime jobs since 16
>friends all had sporadically scheduled food service jobs that kept them tied up until 10-12pm
>literally could/can never do anything because nowhere is open that late
I too know these feelings.

It doesn't, no.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Friend was flying in from Japan, not sure if he was free tonite or not
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
My bros aren't into cars that much anymore, they drive crossovers and a leaf
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Maybe apply back to black and try and list parts for sale
>your car > whores
yeah
>post waifu
CLAIMED

just got back from the car meet

>not making contributions to the Real IRA

Protestant scum.

buses only run so late eh

Because my gf goes to a different university than me :(
>car is waifu (pic related)

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sorry about your rust user.

I'll contribute to them when the fuckin Limeys stop looking at me funny for ordering an Irish Car Bomb at the pub.

>fat nigga meme

jesus christ what

>shitbox highlander in shop

there can be only one

>not reppin' Grove Street

...lol, what?

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
I don't have an excuse to drive somewhere. I'd really like to go for a late night cruise, but i can't justify pissing away gas with my current finances.

God damn speeding tickets.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
I'm autistic.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Wash it and buff the oxidized paint on the rear bumper. I have more to do to it, but the parts haven't came in yet.


>your car > whores
Situational.

>Post waifu
Okay

God damn good thing that you're pretty, 'cause you sure ain't smart.

Is yours early 2000s and hooned to fuck?

Lol thanks I guess? I seriously get dumber every time I eat a feminem.

Thankfully I already have a bimbo butt and b cups so I should be getting through life on physical merits in no time :P

do you have a penis?

>seriously considering beating my dick to your ass right now
I have fallen very far, there is little chance of climbing up.

You look like the traitor Brad Manning.

Yeah for now but cyproterone acetate has made my penis and testicles small and girly when I'm not aroused. My testicles are like... 1/4th their original size lol

Penis still works but its much more of a grower and it takes a lot more mental work to cum

Don't know how I feel about that but you do have a nicer ass than most women desu.

FEMININE PENIS

Chilling out at home. Actually going to hang out with a chick tomorrow after work.

Shes a gearhead so win-win.

I'd post it cuz its cute but blue board.

you're already breaking the rules as is anyway so

Start a thread on /lgbt/ and link it

Going to get my shit pushed in by a hurricane. Pumps are out of gas. No car plans for this weekend just hope my shitbox will be ok.

Not really im such a meme this falls under board culture
Also a blue board lol

So /d/ then my girl

you fucking faggots are all so reported it's almost unbelievable

enjoy your bans

keep it in the miata general, you faggots

stop tempting me into heresy

Frosty looking good

I made $475 in 5 hrs tonight :D

No bros or meetups, but I did manage to get into my first street race in a long time. A three way between my Eclipse, a beat up Impala, and a GTI. Surprisingly I came in second more or less.

but there has to be a first time for that "ever" to be a thing

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
went back to work after 1 and a half months out, shoulder injury that ive had since december was getting better. but after 4 hours I was left in debilitating pain and I barely rode home. rode with 1 hand and feet up 75% of the way. am too sore to ride or drive, let alone use my racing wheel for vidya. am probably just am going to quit and go back to being a hikikomori NEET.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
don't have any, my bike and my computer are my only friends at this point
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
none, too much pain and soreness to do anything
>your car > whores
ye ye nigguh
>post waifu
ok den

probably 18, got my first bike as a graduation present. it was an 05 Yamaha 1100 Vstar

only had it for 2 and a half years before it sheared the head off the uni bolt for the drive shaft. it only had 11000 miles on it

fucking Yamaha and their shitty designers. apparently the model year I had the year after were so plagued with problems, it was redesigned with a belt rather than shaft. so I guess it wasn't all my fault.

cried like a bitch when I had to get rid of it since it was going to be very difficult and/or expensive to repair and we already had the bike rear end completely disassembled. replacing would've required taking apart the engine and tranny to get that shit in and out.

got a way better bike, but it still doesn't feel like I picked it because I really wanted it, it was just the best deal at the place, and it will always be the replacement

I know I needed the bigger bike, especially to keep up with my dad, but I still miss that thing. fucking sentimental value.

i have no life since i started studying for cpa exams.


also i am drunk now so no late night drives on PCH for me now. just watching chinese gurl cartoons

>HEY O!
Playing FORZA HORIZON 1 for the 1st time in yrs

God I missed this game, the soundtrack of the 1st Horizon felt so...hopeful, and relaxing, and good-vibe "summer timey" music, and it made me feel nostalgic and bitter sweet of my life's memories...
Idk why but whenever I hear alot of the music from this game and the cutscenes it just makes me feel...bitter sweet and for a moment a little bit happy.

Never played a racing game that gives me this feeling other than the relaxing lounge music of Gran Autismo, but it never made me feel the way Horizon 1 does..

Idk, am I the only one here who's felt like this playing Horizon 1??
The music and atmosphere just felt....good ya know?

>I always wished I could've went to a festival like Horizon, would've been really fun.

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>Because I'm waiting for all the drunkies to get home

>Meets are boring unless we drive a lot, which we sometimes do

>Fix light on car

>whores?

12ish, I started losing hair at 13, lost all social skills and am now a shut in

Completely forgot to post, fuck me.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Had work.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
See above.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
To put my RX7 Vert up for sale, and I'm about to go out in a few hours and probably buy this '86 Supra I've been looking at. Minor body damage on the rear end, but the thing runs solid.

>post waifu
Kk

When I was about 6. Its been all downhill from there.

19. Last night. Driving my car. It makes me feel free. Last time I was consistently happy was at 17, before I let all my friends from high school forget about me.