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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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youtube.com/watch?v=dlbi6fLzHgc
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2nd for viva is a wagecuck

Scout loses his primary damage output, either takes a pure melee loadout or try to 100-0 with Pistol/Winger (a complete pain in the dick to accomplish)
Soldier is neutered but can still buff and use the Shotgun which is a solid weapon. Not really Soldier anymore without Rockets though.
Pyro actually not too hurt. Airblast is a bad loss but he still has the various flare guns and all of his axes including axtinguisher which you could still combo with Flares (it would just be extremely slow)
Demoman still has Stickies, Shields, and Swords. Also not too hurt.
Shotgun Heavy becomes the most viable way to play him
Engineer still does his primary job 100%, only loses self-defense capability
Medic still does his primary job 100%, only loses self-defense capability and Crossbow utility
Sniper is no longer Sniper, literally only good for Jarate or harassing with SMG
Spy still does his job just fine but loses the only ranged option he has, backstabs are the only way to play

perfect maps don't exi-

gotta give this one to my boy buck, sorry fella

give me ONE reason to reinstall this piece of shit game after Overwatch got that new awesome moon map

you already posted this

dumb orcposter

Rate my fasty fast boi

Random shit thrown together. If you had a theme in mind, please enlighten me.

I like how the skins and weapons are themed with the cosmetics

Not him, but its quite clearly a Jester/Clown

That's a falseflagger from /trash/, they hate me over there
I hate Overwatch lmao

Orange text/10

rip buck thread

>likes
>posting on tf2g
>dislikes
>playing tf2

thank god

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Why's the squirrel there

i wonder if he got banned again

All Jesters have a funny little animal partner

stretching it

Do they?

I always remember Jesters having a little mouse or something that they keep under their hat

>all that fucking shit running at once
no

Do i fall into shit poster extraordinaire if have made over 9 unique cheatboy ocs and have a 90+ dollar custom cheatboy plushie coming in five to six weeks?

this made me vomit in my mouth a little

Yes

That dedication is genuinely admirable

hmmmm should i go through with it?

Ahh Strife impersonators, I don't even know who the fuck Strife is but I see his impersonators everywhere.

literally WHO

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>Tripfag [ ]
>Avatarfag [ ]
>Furposter [X]
>Whining about the game you just played [X]
>"Post your [class] loadout" [X]
>Weapon ideas [ ]
>Screenshots [X]
>Gameplay discussion [X]
>Trading [ ]
>Balance ideas/discussion [X]
>Replying to posts without linking [X]
>pottis [X]
>Jewwing [ ]
>Tierlists [X]
>Fempyro/Thicc posting [X]
>OC [X]
>Private raffles [ ]
>Gayposting [X]
>"x names my y" [X]
>Cuteposting [X]
>Cheatboy [X]
>id/stary [X]
>Timestamped dick pick [ ]
>kurt cobain's x [ ]
>wwalks into thread [X]
>Screenshots with fempyro/furry mods on [going to do this from now on]
>Puzzle raffles [ ]
>ERP [X]
>Meetups [ ]
>footrest [ ]

>he actually ordered the plush
GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

should i buy pink graybanns for 12 ref
also why the fuck do i have to login and have a public profile to search on outpost
god that site is retarded in so many ways

>it's another fempyro op

and you cant even filter him
he just keeps making the threads early with his dumb fetish and you cant do anything about it

who is buck

his name is buck and he likes to ****

>there's more c**** boy posting
I really really hope the pyro update comes soon this place is just fucking trash

>Tripfag [ ]
>Avatarfag [X]
>Furposter [X]
>Whining about the game you just played [X]
>"Post your [class] loadout" [X]
>Weapon ideas [ ]
>Screenshots [X]
>Gameplay discussion [X]
>Trading [ ]
>Balance ideas/discussion [ ]
>Replying to posts without linking [X]
>pottis [X]
>Jewwing [ ]
>Tierlists [ ]
>Fempyro/Thicc posting [X]
>OC [X]
>Private raffles [ ]
>Gayposting [ ]
>"x names my y" [X]
>Cuteposting [ ]
>Cheatboy [ ]
>id/stary [ ]
>Timestamped dick pick [ ]
>kurt cobain's x [X]
>wwalks into thread [X]
>Screenshots with fempyro/furry mods on [X]
>Puzzle raffles [ ]
>ERP [X]
>Meetups [ ]
>footrest [ ]

Shitpoaster extraordinaire

look for posts under the name "buck phillis" on a Veeky Forums archive

the first guy probably ate a 3 day ban and the other posts are most likely from an imposter, judging by the change in watermarks

cuck phallus

Im bored and so are you, lest get some screen shots rolling, ill post some to start us off.

people with

I saw him earlier today, he was on the other team

I managed to get like 6 people on my team to say "footrest" or "tesse's footrest" in allchat

>tesse

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yeah it was a fun time, killed him a couple times and he ended up dominating me. Playing like shit and teammates where to so what can you do?

meant to say jesse, my bad

i ordered a 150$ plush of my autistic dog wearing a trump hat and asked them to stitch ducks on her chest if it had to be sfw

im not a furry btw its all a big goof haha i have no money left now

>from now on i will have to plug a different mouse specifically to play medic or pyro
what decent mouse do you guys recommend me?
Under 40 bucks im thinknig of getting a Rival 100 or a G102

oh shit you werent joshin then either. nice to know that im not the only one that will be getting a plush. god speed user, at least you'll be able to hug yours.

if you arent going to cuddle your cheatboy meme what the fuck are you going to do with it

>not being able to hug the ome you got
you better not be the guy who got cheatboy, he's huggable as fuck

yeah it isnt necessary but its comfortable as fuck and not hard to get used to
>R isnt needed since autoreload exists
>switch medic call key to F instead of E

Sit on my face, LD

pyro primary

The Archtype
+Shoots fireballs instead of flame particles at a rate of 5 times per second. Fireballs deal 55 damage per hit, travel at 800 HU/s and do not have penetration.
+100% range bonus
-No airblast
-No random critical hits
-70% afterburn duration
+100% energy weapon vulnerability on wearer

would you use it?

>newfag to tf2g
>already shitposter extraordinaire
you can take me out of /hsg/, but you can't take it out of me

I imagine it's more of a percentage thing as opposed to a "having one or two things on the tier" thing

i meant the "other kind of hugging" of course im gonna sunngle with cheat boy, hes gonna watch me frag and dosnt afraid of anything.

hey i already said im not a furry

autism dog is not for sexual

>cheatboy existing in the third dimension
>not having sex with him
nigga at least have some dignity and hot glue him for the pictures to post here

>Tripfag [ ]
>Avatarfag [sorta]
>Furposter [ ]
>Whining about the game you just played [X]
>"Post your [class] loadout" [X]
>Weapon ideas [X]
>Screenshots [X]
>Gameplay discussion [X]
>Trading [ ]
>Balance ideas/discussion [X]
>Replying to posts without linking [X]
>pottis [X]
>Jewwing [ ]
>Tierlists [X]
>Fempyro/Thicc posting [ ]
>OC [X]
>Private raffles [ ]
>Gayposting [ ]
>"x names my y" [ ]
>Cuteposting [ ]
>Cheatboy [ ]
>id/stary [ ]
>Timestamped dick pick [nigga that's gay]
>kurt cobain's x [X]
>wwalks into thread [X]
>Screenshots with fempyro/furry mods on [ ]
>Puzzle raffles [ ]
>ERP [X]
>Meetups [ ]
>footrest [ ]
>Playing TF2 [ ]
>Impressive [X]
>Excellent [X]
>Humiliation [X]
>bridge to rail [X]
>iddqd [X]
>Balls of steel [X]
>HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH [X]
>Look ma, I'm a lumberjack [X]
>Knowing a good slipgate to shove you in [X]
>Davai yeshche raz [X]
>CHOO CHOO [X]

How to filter fempyro OPs:
Leave.

ye ok buddy sure. why dot you go ahead and watch this youtube.com/watch?v=dlbi6fLzHgc
i bet your like a solid 5 duder

>Tripfag [ ]
>Furposter [ ]
>Whining about the game you just played [ ]
>"Post your [class] loadout" [ ]
>Weapon ideas [X]
>Screenshots [X]
>Gameplay discussion [X]
>Trading [ ]
>Balance ideas/discussion [X]
>Replying to posts without linking [x]
>pUtis [X]
>Jewwing [ ]
>Tierlists [ ]
>Fempyro/Thicc posting [ ]
>OC [X]
>kurt cobain's x [ ]
>wwalks into thread [ ]
>Screenshots with fempyro/furry mods on [ ]
>ERP [ ]
>Meetups [ ]
>Playing TF2 [X]
>pLAYing CoMP tF2 [X]
>Impressive [X]
>Excellent [X]
>Humiliation [X]
>bridge to rail [X]
>iddqd [X]
>Balls of steel [ ]
>HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH [ ]
>Look ma, I'm a lumberjack [ ]
>Knowing a good slipgate to shove you in [ ]
>cheeki breeki [X]
>WE WUZ [X]

that's a subpar solution
I want them gone forever

im not watching that shit nigger

summarize it

$melly $melly $pic

who the fuck is this
>avatarfag missing

>Tripfag [ ]
>Avatarfag [ ]
>Furposter []
>Whining about the game you just played [X]
>"Post your [class] loadout" [X]
>Weapon ideas [X]
>Screenshots [X]
>Gameplay discussion [X]
>Trading [ ]
>Balance ideas/discussion [X]
>Replying to posts without linking [X]
>pottis [X]
>Jewwing [ ]
>Tierlists [X]
>Fempyro/Thicc posting [ ]
>OC [X]
>Private raffles [ ]
>Gayposting [ ]
>"x names my y" [X]
>Cuteposting [X]
>Cheatboy [XXX]
>id/stary [X]
>Timestamped dick pick [HECK NO - enginigger]
>kurt cobain's x [shottis]
>wwalks into thread [X]
>carrying pubs 95% of the time [X]
>Puzzle raffles [ ]
>ERP [X]
>Meetups [ ]
>footrest [ no thanks jeel ]
>tfw no ever takes screen shots of you [X]

[B]ottis

whats the list meme

poster [x]
funny [x]
cool [x]
hilarious [x]
brilliant [x]
loves jokes [x]
happy [x]
great [x]
super cool [x]
demo main [x]
kurt kobains shotgun [x]
pyro should be removed [x]
dispenser leg hehe [x]
gadsfs [x]

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cant read text too dark

Like dantes inferno the furfag in the vid thinks that theres like 7 layers of being a furry. if you dont want to watch it just think up of ways to categorize furfags into 7 layers, 1 being entrie tier and 7 being absolute non redeemable 1000 feet away from all middle schools in your area restraining order tier.

demo-medic meta
sometimes engineer but as the predominant class is demonstrations man not much chance

id probably be a 2.75

Last Strife video was uploaded like 2 years ago. Why the heck they still impersonate him?

furry scale

0: normal (you and i)
1: filth going to hell (furries)

1

reminder the very first sculptures humans made were of animal people

god literally programmed us with a furry predisposition and some warrior angels have 3 animal heads

>dukefag
>erp

>level one is for creative children
DISDAIN FOR FURFAGS YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE YOUTH.

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thank you, friend

MaMKNH CTpaTer

मांकनः सत्पटेर

München: Satpter

München: Sumpter

(Voice) : Maмкин cтpaтeг : Spy!

>tripfag unchecked
>avatarfag and cheatboy missing
>a single anti-cheatboy post in the thread
it's el manlet mexicano

what is the best (worst) yiff loadout for each class

no head prize or halloween items

Why do you faggots keep capping on Hightower? That map is for Trolldiers and Friendly Sandvich Hoovies only. Fucking tryhards, they should introduce a server-wide votekick.

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hey slash tee eff too gee slash it's me and my silly polygons that go on character's head with dumb particle effects attached haha anyway catch u l8r i gotta play stuff with the homos

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youtube.com/watch?v=_HWiIG4mmCY
MEGA FARM

>+100% energy weapon vulnerability on wearer
literally why? but yeah i would use it, ive been wanting a fireball primary for a long time

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