/srg/ speedrunning general

you were wrong

Yes it is. You crouch when you stop moving immediately following a longjump. That's how the mechanic works. It doesn't suddenly stop being a crouch when it happens quickly you retard.

it is landing from a lj

moron

Right, he crouches as he lands from his longjump and stops moving. When did anybody dispute that he was landing from a longjump?

that isnt a crouch. you were wrong

>that isnt a crouch
yes it is lol

wrong

i-i dont even hate squid!!! i just want him to do well! abloo bloo bloo i am incorrect

lmao

lol. truly pathetic

kek

samefag

t. guy who just samefagged the entire thread

Good people of nasa: who was the most based non-serg boy there?

why didn't you sage?

to bump the thread, silly

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

mindlessxgrind

noxpractice

49xnever

squidxposed

buttxhurt

18xhours

Can anyone explain why Squid's movement is this bad on such a short and easy star?

thanks for the late response!

badxmovement

grindxcucklet

tattlextale

why does speedgaming host non-speedrunning content?

reminder that randomizers are speedrunning despite what brainless grind monkeys who are furious that they can't mindlessly grind 18 hours a day and achieve results tell you

Wrong.

*banshee screeches*

reminder that randos are like bingos except you must rely on luck, rather then the skill and knowledge bingo requires

randos are just semi blind races. and guess what? blind racing is speedrunning!

randos are nothing like bingo. bingo just requires you to do a few specific things in the game in order to win. randos require you to still finish the game. it takes more skill to adapt to the random changes than it is to figure out the fastest 4-5 goals to finish the game.

>blind racing is speedrunning
bait

you can get fuciked out of winning in a rando but the better player will almost always win a bingo, what does that tell you? If I wanted a game that requires skill to adapt to, I'd run any puzzle league-esque game

if you lost the rando, you weren't the better player. competitors play on the same seed, there are no differences between the conditions. if you didn't win it's because you played worse, unlike mindless grind monkeying which will inevitably result in a single run where the stars align and you temporarily manage to dethrone the target time

Racing isn't speedrunning. It is not optimizing.

why are you taking this low tier bait

t. threatened insecure grind monkey scared that people will care even less than they already do about his brute forced 18 hours a day of mindless grinding memegame wr

See

see

>hearthstone
>mostly random but requires some skill
>super popular and well received among everyone
>enough support by the community to create an esport scene

>randomizers
>mostly random but requires some skill
>super popular and well received among speedrunners
>rapidly growing scene that is taking the community by storm

this is how speedrunning becomes an esport. forget iateyourpie and go1den trying to professionalize actual speedrun races at gdqs. randomizer races are the trojan horses for esports in this hobby. the threat is real and the threat is now.

word

See You are incorrect.

Randomizer fags. See youtube.com/watch?v=7bpZgjXGesM

>Still irate after being wrong about SM64

>still primate after 2+ years of mindlessly grinding sm64 for 18 hours a day and still not getting anywhere near a 49

I don't play SM64

word, grind monkeying is not playing

why did you delete?

Who hurt you?

>there is only one monkey poster
kek

>waah waah blind races measure my actual gaming ability without a veil of 18/7 grinding before it
stay butthurt

See

>IF ME CANT GRIND IT 18 HOURS A DAY THEN IT NO SPEEDRUNNING!!!!!! OOH AH!!! OOH AH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are some games that rando racing is actually worth it? only ones i heard of are the zelda a link to the past one and zelda 1 for the nes. i can't imagine games that aren't open world like being very good for rando racing.

>trying to palm off being wrong about SM64 to someone who doesn't exist
So broken and defeated.

What are you doing? Are you 12?

only game id do a rando of is aria

lmao

thanks for the late response!

never thought about castlevanias. those would be pretty good. same with maybe metroids.

dragon warrior

...

rpgs would be terrible to rando race

t. exposedxcucklet

hey shut the FUCK up

You have exposed no one. Especially not me, as you couldn't even argue.

only if you stuff your fat cock into my mouth

that's true for jrpg speedruns in general

TRIPS CONFIRMS IT

t. guy whose only "argument" consisted of plugging his ears and bonobo howling

hello men how are those speedgames coming?

That's literally what you are doing.

did you just

>i know you are but what am i
grindxm0nkey, everybody

Not everyone is Squid, freak.

so what if I did

imagine thinking you know who's behind posts

based duke

the paranoia is worrying

yall faggots is faggots

Do you guys ever try to guess who is behind each post?

I don't like to namedrop, but sometimes I'm almost positive I'm right. I wish there was a button you could press that would show their actual identity like the game Guess Who. Just to test the concept, click the spoiler to see who is behind this very post! The answer might surprise you.

go ahead and namedrop. i'm curious what you think.

what do you mean by "you guys"?

>not even a classic
come on now

grindmonkeys are the cancer killing speedrunning

why should a skilled runner bother going for a record when some brainless monkey will just steal it back after weeks of eighteen hour a day grinding?

word

why did you delete?