/palg/ - Paladins General

>Reduced fuse time by 25%

This kills the Torvald

>tfw it's not working anymore

I mean Willo is quite fucking powerful already, why buff it even further

Welcome back, Fernandoposter. I missed you last thread :(

>they buff Willo in the same patch they nerf Drogoz
WILLO IS THE NEW DROGOZ CONFIRMED

I want to play Ash

I don't see PoTA nerf for Andy in the patch notes, did they roll back the nerf?

The no healing area was already fucking savage for zoning, imagine now with the improved seedlings too

>implying he wasn't already dead to the meta

*instapick Ash*

It's like a grumpy bomb but it fucks your ass even harder.

meta aka shit that has no relevance in 90% of the game

Andy = obligatory edgelord character.
Lex = obligatory lawman character.

Up? It says operational now

forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?41993-Open-Beta-51-Patch-Notes-June-1st-2017

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Jk, version mismatch

Ok, keep picking Torvald into Drogoz and BK, have fun.

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>Power of the Abyss
>Reduced the Cooldown reduction from 25/50/75/100% to 20/40/60/80%

Don't worry. no one will be taking the Scorn, the CD is still to long to justify it over the buff Blast Flower.

Threadly reminder that Ying is my beautiful and amazing wife. Please say something nice about her.

>fernando skin with no armor or weapons
>kills people with finger guns
>his smile creates an impenetrable shield
>tears off his shirt when he ults

also

>they announce a new skin for another hero
>"We're also introducing a new Fernando skin that's free for everyone!" but they don't show any pictures just the name
>it's called "Most Handsome man Alive"
>you log into game
>it's identical to his default skin in every way

why hasn't low-rez hired me yet

lmao no reason to assume I play tank myself nignog

Oh I'm updating too

PATCH IS LIVE NOW

Fuck you, go download the shitty patch.

This is so excellent that I wouldn't even be angry that the 'free Fernando skin' is a lie.

aeral combat to counter people like lex/willo
ground-based combat to focus on whoever he has marked

>1.4gb for one character

por que

Por ser uma delicia, new skins :^)

10 bucks the new skins will be shit

She biggg

GAME IS UP

>willo was quite powerful already

t. a retard

>not downloading that in 1 - 2 minutes

They are, but the cosmic ones seem less shit

>but the cosmic ones seem less shit
lol

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>if you own the two nightbane set pieces but not the voice pack, you can get it for 1 crystal

is this intended?

user please

holy shit this viktor mastery mvp pose and emote is so trash
did they even try

Do it, nigga, get it off your rng pool

>400kb/s

Hello darkness my old amigo

>tfw I'm not the only br here

Now that I think it's pretty obvious.

I'm not a BR but I like the spanish language because it sounds cool

fazer o que, esse jogo não tem uma comunidade muito grande

Someone should test Ruckus now that it's up. Can he still dash while ulting, because that'd be hilarious

I did, just wanted to know if it was a bug or not.
I can already tell that staring at this uneven number forever is gonna piss me off, though.

>mfw play as Fernando
>mfw enemy team picks mostly long range characters
>mfw trying to contest checkpoint
>mfw getting fucked by far away viktor and kinessa
>mfw teammates aren't helping
>mfw I die, and lose the checkpoint

Finger guns actually make more sense than his flame lance, given his damage.

Just checked, he can't.

Wow, they actually did fix something from the ptr. That might be a first. Probably only because of how meta he is at the moment. Would be awkward to see that in the tournaments.

Time to whip up that Flanknando, fampai.

>open up three champion skin chests
>buck wild, kingpin and commando sets
t-thanks

Drogoz' firespit looks pretty cool with it.

> Buying champion chests
> Not using your crystals on enchant keys

For what purpose? Red Seris and blonde Ash are better than anything besides Helios in that mess a chest, and it's locked to be the last one you get I think.

fun fact: if a chest has a buck item, there is 87% chance you'll get it on your first roll

>Skins for Buck
I'd rather get kicked in the dick

Fernando is still best wife

There's seriously not enough human male champions in this game. Sure, we get other races but compared to females it's a really small amount.

>Nando
>Barik, albeit a dwarf so he doesn't fully count
>Tasdingo (but he's black)
>Lex
>Shaolin
>Viktor

this set system is interesting

this is disgusting.

>no more shittalking after match ends
What happened to Lobby chat?

>Tasdingo (but he's black)
>doesn't mark lex

uhhh?

snd Buck

:^)
Forgot about him. But still, compared to males of other races
>Torvald
>Pip
>Grohk
>Grover
>Androxus (?)
>Makoa
>Ruckus
>Bomb King
>Drogoz

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My name is Buck and I like to ____

This is probably because Hi-Rez has been really reluctant to release female champs who aren't humans or elves - I think Willo is the only real counter example at the moment. As a result, you get all these whacky monster men like makoa and grover but most of the women are just regular humans.

make people bend over

suck

chew gum and then properly dispose of it in a designated waste container

succ

Die like a bitch because I got nerfed to fuck

>and it's locked to be the last one you get I think

are you meme-ing ? it's the only skin I want out of that chest

Inara's a stone milf and Seris is supposed to be some sort of zombie-dimension hopper thing. But I guess if you put large enough boobs on them, no one will notice.

They're still fairly humanoid. Inara is just a bigger woman made of stone and Seris looks like a human.

Locked is a strong word. Heavily weighted is probably more accurate. PTR was buggy but it tended to show up dead last there anyways.

>use an enchanted key
>get this
bravo hi-rez

I want Evie to give me a footjob and then freeze the cum in my dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd probably end up just getting cards I don't need. 25 feels like a scam personally anyways and I didn't have any skins before so a 150 for a set isn't bad for me.

What the fuck, they took time to fix Ruckus but didn't straighten that out? That doesn't even seem like a hard table of loot to code.

What does Cassie spell for her cheerleader dance?

you got ENCHANTED

Nope
I opened another one after that and got grover's default legendary
Enchanted keys are a great concept but no way I'm opening any more until this shit is fixed

Do you even get essence for it or do they just say lolfuku

>getting a dupe in the chest just gives essence instead of refunding crystals like everyone wanted
Hi-Rez are fucking cunts.

No essence at all. The game thinks you don't own it apparently.

lol the new chests have 4 green viktors

Can someone explain to me why a sniper got a viking helmet?