/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

i wonder if maybe that old song got a little garbled or something. Link doesn't seem like the type.. and it was out in the middle of fucking nowhere

Fi already saw your previous typo. She is unimpressed with your grammatical shortcomings.

I thought it was the hero from 10,000 years ago that hid the treasure not Link

I don't think those savings were left behind by this Link a hundred years ago. Kass makes it sound like some really ancient folksong, so that chest might have belonged to a previous incarnation of Link from even further back.

Garbled or not, the chest of money was there. That much simply is what it is.

>not living in the fish fuckhut

It's just not the same without fishwife to cuddle.

>Link asked Fi for a handjob once, and she never spoke to him again.

You know what to do

Is it better to run away with Kodah, or just spawn in secret?

Considering how much they loved Mipha it's probably best to run away before they murder you

anyone have the updated amiibo chart?

updated? only one I have is this'un imgur.com/a/QWNvr

nice, thanks, the one that we used to post didn't had Wolf Link nor the aniversary links

HARD MODE FUCKING WHEN!

i'm tired to kill lynels without any specific purpose

Sav’aaq, /lozg/.

>been playing BotW for an hour now
This game is fun. Fun/10

getouttahere before you get spoiled!!

so yeah i'm running out of shit to do too but i'm gonna go get a 5-star-speed horse and then i guess star-bit farming

well that was easy! hmmm it has kinda shoe-leather brown fur with a white snout, black socks, and a blonde mane.. what's a good name for a horse like that? keep in mind gigantic weeaboo

>keep in mind gigantic weeaboo
Valkyrie. Not an exact lookalike, but close enough.

Tetra is for protecting!

hmm I think this one's a stallion though.
i think.. i wanna just call him Hari. if I can't think of something..
because like all 5-speed horses he's as fragile as glass

How many of you guys are emulating?

Tetra is for being protected by!

You think Bozai ever landed himself a Gerudo waifu?

>Tetra is for protecting
... a temporal island from devil mad hatter and his chu chu boss

i mean he's got Saria's hair, so I'm thinking.. no

alright I'm goin with Hayashi. because that just means 'a good horse' and this is a good horse.

Anyone got any in-game Riju or Paya lewds?

hell no

I'm legitimately surprised that out of all the Gerudo Link porn that's been made, no one has drawn Gerudo Link getting nailed by Bozai in exchange for more boots.

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
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Bozai obvious left to go to the Eighth Heroine and make love to her but died on his way there because he can't handle the Gerudo Summit.

Zelda is a dirty slut

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>Shoot a piece off of Farosh
>It lands over a small hill
>Climb to where I thought it landed, don't see it anywhere
>Finally spot the damn thing
>It actually landed miles away on another mountain range entirely
What the fuck, Farosh.

>jump to cryonis block
>land just short. plunge into water.
>pop back up. head shatters cryonis block
>cant make another til get out of water
on a scale of one to 'falling down either of the large holes in the fire temple', how frustrating is this?

oh god i'm just imagining this mad ahegao while he just grabs a huge pile of various boots up to himself in a big boots hug, with boots flying all around..

>head shatters cryonis block
It's not Link's fault he's a bit dense.

It's how he gets the fish to love him

wish you could have one more horse slot. with epona and gianthorse having their own unique horsewear, you really can't use the others
now granted it shouldnt be that bad.. monster gear looks terrible anyway, nobody cares about the standard gear... but that leaves one horse for fancy gear and one for knight gear, and if yours doesnt quite look good in one of those but it's the only one left.. youd rather get a difffferent horse and let that one wear it.. but no!

>The Eighth Heroine's sword has a lynel prowling around it
If the cold doesn't kill him, that certainly will.

>hip bone, armpit, pantsu all in one shot
Neat

It's a little annoying, but ultimately avoidable.

What actually gets on my nerves is Link frequently defaulting to a dive over water when I just want to jump normally.

Surely its not as bad as my fantastic trip to eventide island.
>Crynosis the whole way there.
>Start the challenge, going well.
>Whoops, dead. Guess Ill have to redo it.
>Spawn on the shore from before I crynosis'd the way there.

It took me quite a bit of effort to get there the first time.

There is. It's on /aco/ right now.

I legitimately forgot that ancient arrows erase most non-mechanical enemies and accidentally vaporized a lynel I was actually looking forward to fighting.

although if you pull out the chute just right, that's actually a more effective jump than a normal one

but then that one time you WANT to dive to get a korog seed, he doesnt. bluh!

woof. gotta save, man.
that's why i cheesed that thing. sure i missed out on potential excitement, but i also missed out on having to redo anything

Man, nearly all of my outfit sets are dyed pink and turquoise because Link looks so good in effeminate colors.

never realized how sexy the barbarian outfit would be on a lady..
sucks. but hey, 20 more where that came from

Fucking this. I decided to try one because I wanted to see what it would do, and I used it on that Lynel in the Colosseum. My fucking face when he disappeared

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't erase their drops as well, but I guess then it would be too overpowered, as there would be no incentive not to use them.

fuck, that other user wasnt kidding. you cant even see the sparkles on the lake hylia fountain from... the bottom of the fountain

also the korog seed on the inside of the broken pillar in lake hylia.. i dont think that's possible to get without revali's gale. you actually have to touch the final flower inside the inner wall of the top half of a broken pillar..

How did you guys manage to get the chest on that rope, in Vah Naboris? I have tried swinging it towards me and it always seems to fall. Do I have to use stasis as well?

there are a few effective techniques, the most fun is waiting for it to swing back towards you and shooting the rope. but... it rarely lands well, so it's better to stasis, shoot the rope, then once stasis wears off, use magnesis to grab it.

I got it swinging back and forth, then really quickly shot the rope while it was swinging towards me. It clocked Link in the head, but I still got it.

Thanks, I'll keep trying. Does it contain anything worth the time, though?

nah but theyre all missable, so it feels bad
but because theyre all missable none of them have squat in em really
but then again some have cores, so

did they release hard mode yet?

tried baking triforce and some other things loz related in cookies. they, didn't go so well. :(

I think it contains a Giant Ancient Core.

oh wow, a good oldfashioned light-the-torch korog seed. only one i'm aware of..

hey i heard the impossible underwater chest was in the southern coast, but i found one in lake hylia. anyone wanna check for me and see if they can get it? beeline south from eastern abbey, north of the L in lake hylia when you zoom into the northern part, about 2/3rds of the way from the L to the coast. also dead west of the enemy platform. it looks to be too deep to get but maybe if you were on a raft it'd be just barely gettable? i was on cryonis pillars

cookies can't triforce, it's official
they still look delicious. also, that one on the bottom right is a dead ringer for that thing you hookshot out of the water temple's front gate in OoT.

They didn't bake that well

That make me wonder, are there some underwater chests that you can only reach with magnesis if you're on a boat but not if you're pillar (because of the extra height)?

Okay, I'll say it.

Breath of the Wild has the best Castle Town.

eh

There was a submerged one on a coastline that I couldn't get no matter what I did. Raft didn't matter. Stasis also doesn't dislodge it.

I thought maybe the tide would eventually recede enough but that didn't happen either.

if it was the one between aris beach and clarnet coast, you're not alone. it's a known thing
hackers have determined all it has is an opal. still...
i realize completion is impossible vis-a-vis chests since good ol good-challenge-island restocks its chests every blood moon, but still

Shit, I was just assuming I was missing something with it. How weird.

anyone know the ideal way to 'speedboat' a raft with magnesis?

>Farosh decides to come out at like 1:30 PM, right where i am
>i shoot him in the horn
>his horn shard lands right in front of me
i take back everything i said about you, you can't-pick-a-region dragon

Treasure chests are super, super heavy and will have a big effect. They're kinda hard to control though.

I was hoping that one Yiga saw thing with the big hole in the middle could be placed around the mast pole... but nope. The game just seems to recognize that weapon's collision as a single dumb clump.

I don't think any of the dragons actually have proper schedules. It seems like they'll just appear based on where you are.

okay I got the lake hylia chest. it wasnt turning yellow but it just worked anyway

supposedly this one in the ocean, you can grab it and it just never comes up

Can confirm finding a chest like that off the southeastern? shore.

>The Gerudo aren't taken in by Hylia's lies
Best waifus all around.

And that's why they all have ugly noses and are forced to live in the desert for all eternity. Fucking heathens

>Forced to live in the desert
>Thriving society with no shortage of food or supplies
>Stone city build to survive, strategically well guarded from nearly every side due to desert
>Genetically superior warrior genes and born soldiers
Yeah, real drawbacks.

but the one who tells you that is saying she's the only one who still does

>no natural males
>forced to use other hylians to breed
Yeah, none at all.

She also says no one wants to hang out with her.

>Entire race of bombshell amazons with rockin hips
Men literally flock to them. They're not hurting to establish bloodlines.

>No matter who they breed with, offspring are always pure Gerudo daughters
GERUDO GENES TOO STRONK

>gerudo takes man
>man only able to make gerudo
>male population halves over time
>eventually not enough hylians males to make hylian males
Yeah, no real downside, at all.

Maybe Hyrule doesn't need such a feeble species in charge.

Yeah let them have a species that will kill off the other, and then die off themselves.

Gerudo in BotW have, multiple times, said they want to marry a man, it isn't OoT anymore where they just come to bang and head back to the desert.

That one traveling Gerudo contemplates marrying a Zora or Goron. Considering their super breeding genes, I doubt the Gerudo are so hopelessly reliant on the Hylians as that. There's plenty of other eligible candidates.

Where does it say a gerudo can breed with a goron or zora? Marrying does not mean breeding.