Give me car brand stereotypes, Veeky Forums

that's too bad, then what would be the order of owner shittiness, from least to most shitty?

Good cars, generally ok owners
>lexus/toyota
>honda/acura

Decent cars, some owners ok but a lot of dickbags and cunts too
>anything German
>nissan/infiniti
>chebby/ford

Shit cars and generally shit owners
>Chrysler dodge/fiat
>kia
>hyundai

non suv/women porsches

Porsches are midlife crisis mobiles.

sounds about right

>Toyota
>generally okay

Yeah, unless it's an uptight priusfag

>Ferd truck owner

"wanna know the taste of sum lead, boy?"

Mazd....

no wait. nevermind. they all suck. It's why they call them fanDUMBs, xDDDDDD

Cadillac/Lincoln - niggers and old people

Dis shit be da real class. Mofugga mup da doo dat finna wit 20 rims up on it.

Are SUVs for women? Recommend me a SUV for men

Lada Niva

>Found
>On
>Road
>Dead

This is true i know of a dude who drove a monte carlo for a year with a slipping leaking transmission, and many innumerable electric issues and it still works to this day

older nissan patrol

all porsche drivers i know are late 20/early 30 alcoholics

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

SAAB, Oldsmobile and TVR

ford expedition, i drive one and it's pretty comfy

That would be a Chevy Lumina or a Dodge Stratus

Koenigseggs are superior to every other brand of hypercar.

Anything body on frame

4Runner
Land Cruiser
Lexus LX or GX

Chevys and Fords will not last near as long as anything listed above.

Of all the ignorant normalfag memes born of "everything I don't own is shit because I have to protect my ego from buyer's remorse," this is quite possibly the worst one
1. because Fords have had loads of models known for reliability and absorbing abuse like it's nothing, and the type of people who say "Fix or repair daily" are the stupid assholes who go 100,000 miles without an oil change or new tires
2. because the saying itself is redundant, which paints a perfect picture of the ignorance of the person saying it
3. because it's probably a chebby fanboy saying it, and Chevy has had exactly ONE good product, the 350 V8, that rednecks love to swap into every other car ever made and then pretend it's a god machine

Xterra before it got discontinued in 2015 was also available in a manual. If you want an activities vehicle that won't be rusted out on the lot while "new" like Jeeps, get the most recent Xterra you can find. They're pretty good.

Ferrari's and such really are more like that. And corvettes.

Porsches, not so much. Old people, richer people who don't want/can't justify a super car, the occasional woman. And then younger dudes who have discovered the used P car market is really fucking cheap for what you get.

Except Ford is known for being just as problematic as GM, they just never own up to it like GM does. Just fuck the customer in the end.

Ford fanboi here, come on dude no need to take it this seriously. I crack the unfunny stale joke whenever my buddy tries to crank his rusted to shit Ford pickup just for shits and giggles.
...unless you're referring to those people who actually think those ford acronyms or 100% true.

>Shitsubishi - You're probably Filipino.
>Nissan - You're probably basketball black or fresh from Africa black.
>Mazda - Probably a university or college chick.

Let's just say I avoid all of them at all costs.

Found
On
Road
Dead

Very accurate post

You dumb ass, ford stands for fix it again tony

Dammit Dale, that's Fiat.

fix.. it.. again........

drove a '90 Cutlass Ciera over a year without coolant when first started driving

t. subiecuckboi

>getting memed this hard

>loud faggots

You know a lot of people eh

>Mercedes
nouveau riche wannabe
>Audi
nouveau riche wannabe, meme edition
>BMW
nouveau riche wannabe, teenage boy edition
>Ford
regular British plebs
>Vauxhaul
utter chavscum
>Peaugot
poor person, but sometimes also utter chavscum
>VW
normal person
>Toyota
normal person
>Lexus
bit of a showoff but not too bad
>Honda
boy racer wannabe
>Nissan
Indian
>Hyundai/Kia
normal but slightly poor person
>Land Rover
yummy mummy wannabe
>Renault
weirdo
>Skoda
normal person, meme edition
>Fiat
poor person, meme edition

Saab. but this was aready discussed by top gear.

>Mercedes
middle management lease
>Audi
middle management lease
>BMW
middle management lease
>Ford
lower management lease
>Vauxhaul
lower management lease
>Peugot
Old people
chavscum
>VW
middle management lease
>Toyota
Old boring people
>Lexus
Nobody
>Honda
Boring old people
>Nissan
Boring old people
>Hyundai/Kia
Really fucking boring old people
>Land Rover
Upper management lease with a tiny cock
>Renault
Lower management lease
>Skoda
Middle management lease
>Fiat
Junior

audi - insecure poorfag

>Renault
>Weirdo
how did you know

Also

>Citroen
Moms
Quirky teachers
>Mini
Moms
>Ferrari
Tiny cock
>Lamborghini
Tiny cock
>Porsche
Tiny cock, grey hair
>Dacia
Recently laid off

>Mazda
the bro from Tokyo Drift

Mercedes/BMW/Audi drivers - Shitskins

spot on

Show me on the doll where the WRX touched you.

Ford Expedition. First gen only, though. It drives and looks like a brick, but can take a hit and keep driving. I rolled one doing 65 once, motherfucker saved my life and started up just fine. Still junked it.

>BMW
Wannabe racer teenagers
>Mercedes
Same as BMW + T*rks, gypsies, gangsters who still think it's the '90s
>Audi
Same as above, or normal people if it's a 80/100
>VW
Normal people, unless it's a Golf, then there's a huge chance it's a barely non-underage country hick who was too poor to afford a BMW
>Japshit
Wannabe racer, 2kool4germshit edition
>Porsche
Gayboys, women, rich old men
>Lada, other slavshit
really old or very, very poor people

...

pre-chink volvo

Holy shit, this is accurate, even the philopino.

I can't stereotype anymore, people are just unpredictable
i've seen an imported evo 3 with two baby seats in the back

BMW drivers are still egotistical assholes tho

>tfw 1993 lumina
>somehow still runs despite dealing with my shit for 3 years as my first car

that fucking car is the best thing.