/pg/ - Persona General

>Makoto x Joker
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

I love Haru!

Give me Ohya fics to write

Claiming this sensual, stylish, stupendous strawberry sweetie.
Best model.
Most compassionate.
I'm so proud of Ann. I love her.

Ur trash

I lust after her the most because you can't fuck yourself

I can't wait for Persona 5 Akechi Goro of the Resurrection!

Same. Ryuji is best boy

Bu it's Goro's birthday today! Say something nice to him!

>when your little sister laughs at you for wetting the bed at your age
I'll show you one day you worthless leech

Didn't proofread, lol

pastebin.com/0t7hmUeH

Newspaper chan wants to write a real story. Something that will get her noticed in the journalism world.

A chance encounter with Ohya leads to adventure, drug dealers, Yakuza. murderers and... age gap lesbian romance?!?!

There, go.

Ohya covering an art competition; she gets hot and bothered and decides to have her way with Yusuke

Happy Birthday Goro!

Mommy loves you!

Making pancakes for Goro on his Birthday!
Feeding Goro!
Getting him a new briefcase!

You should have suffered more when you died. I wanted to hear you scream in pain.

Happy Birthday kyodai

>Labrys has exhaust ports!
>Labrys is well built!
>Labrys is beautiful!
>Labrys is shiny!
>Labrys is cute!
>Labrys has a chain knuckle!
>Labrys is an angel!
>Labyrs is innocent!
>Labrys is sad!
>Labrys is silly!
>Labrys is for kisses!
>Labrys is cool!
>Do not fist robot girls!
>Labrys is awesome!
>Labrys is sultry!
>Labrys is pure!
>Labrys is amused!
>Labrys is quality!
>Labrys is Wheel of Fortune!
>Labrys is canon!
>Labrys is a toaster!
>Labrys is a robot!
>Labrys is a Shadow Operative!
>Labrys is Robot Jesus!
>Labrys is Labrys, not Rabirisu!
>Labrys is best girl!

Can you filthy bitches stop callling yourselves 'Akechi's mommy?' I'd never sleep with you ugly whores, and I'd definitely never repeat such a huge mistake twice.

NOT UNTIL I PUT A BULLET IN YOUR TINY BRAIN, YOU WORTHLESS TRASH!

The results of that poll:

Your waifu:
>Ann - 4
>Futaba - 3
>Haru - 2
>Makoto - 1
>Kawakami 1
>Labrys - 1
>Mitsuru - 1
>Tae - 1
>Yusuke - 1
>Chihiro - 1

Your bro:
>Yusuke - 5
>Ryuji - 3
>Morgana - 2
>Junpei - 1
>Yosuke - 1
>Akihiko - 1
>Shinjiro - 1
>Kanji - 1

Your girl bro:
>Ann - 7
>Chie - 2
>Aigis - 2
>Futaba - 1
>Kawakami - 1
>Mitsuru - 1
>Ai - 1

Your favorite non-party confidant:
>Tora - 6
>Kawakami - 4
>Sojiro - 1
>Mishima - 1
>Hifume - 1
>Chihaya - 1
>Tanaka - 1
>Chihiro - 1

Mishima x Ohya!!!!

Who killed Goro?

...

-stabs Shido-
DIE!!! \=>.

I can be your Mommy too!

Left or Right?
You have to choose /pg/?

>most waifu votes
>most girl bro votes

as if there was any doubt who the best girl is

you tell 'em Shido

>except for confidant, all your choices only have 1 hit
Plebs

t. angry groofag

Morgana did. With pancakes.

Makotofags btfo

What the fuck. That picture looks like her entire torso is turned around, or she was just sliced with a katana and now her body is sliding sideways like in those animes

Hey Goro. Fuck yooooooooouuuuuuuuu.

>a continuous stream of shitposts and copypasta
Why?

what's dat ya punk!?

Best as toaster, best as meatbag, she's the best in any shape or form.

Living in your head rent free

>"Now I'll only be gone for a few days and I'm sure she can take care of herself, but make sure she doesn't get into any trouble okay?" Sojiro said
>"Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out" I told him
>That was three hours ago. I'm now sitting cross legged in Futaba's room
>She sits across from me and hands me something thick and rolled in paper. It sort of looked like a cigarette but not quite
>"What is it?" I ask her
>She shrugged
>"I found it in Sojiro's closet, pretty cool huh?" she replys
>"I don't know, this might be trouble"
>"Relax, lets just start burning it already" she says with a grin
>Well if the trouble is burned away then it doesn't exist anymore, right?
>"Good thinking Futaba, by the way have you see-"
>She sticks the thing into my mouth and then pulls out a lighter
>"Ready? Breathe in" she says
>She lights it and I inhale
>"My turn! Pass it here!" Futaba says, grabbing it out of my mouth and inhaling some herself
>I begin feeling funny. I don't really know how to explain it
>"This stuff is... weird"
>Futaba lets out a cute giggle
>Was she... always this cute?
>Now that I think about it, Futaba is actually pretty hot
>Maybe this is an opportunity to make a move on her
>I move closer to her
>"So what do you think about...us?"
>"I think we're pretty high right now" she replys
>"No, that's not what I..."
>I pause for a second, silence fills the air although Futaba doesn't seem to mind
>"Well um, you're looking pretty cool today"
>"Really? You think so?? I just bought a few new case fans and I had a feeling they were might be making the room cooler, even if just a little bit" she says with excitement
>Shit, this isn't working
>I get up and sit on the bed and invite Futaba to join me, she does
>"Listen, why don't we get to know each other better? You know, more intimately..."
>"I-Intimate?" she says, looking up at me
>"Ohhh, I think I know what you're getting at" she says while grinning at me
>She gets up and sits on my lap

>(1/2)

Bitches like you are why restraining orders exist.

>Yes, this is it! Jackpot!
>"Well, now that I know you better maybe there's some stuff I haven't told you. You already know all about my history with Sojiro and my uncle, but I don't think I ever really told all there is to know about my mother. She was..."
>The story goes on and on
>This wasn't what I meant by intimate, damn it
>Alright, we'll just have to use the last resort. I'll bring out the big guns
>She finishes her story
>I pick her up and put her back on the bed
>I get up, and smile towards her
>"Hey, tell me what you think"
>I face towards Futaba and take my shirt off
>I flex for her with a smug look on my face
>This'll work for sure, I've got her wrapped around my finger now
>"Wow! Looking cool Joker!" she says with a mocking laugh
>Damn it... that was my last surprise too
>Why isn't anything working?
>"WAIT A SECOND!" she yells out, as if struck by a sudden realization
>Did she finally realize what I've been trying to do all along?
>"I can't believe it, all this time we've spent here smoking this..." she says, gasping
>"...Where the hell is your cat?" she asks

If they remade P3 would you want them to keep the great/good/tired/sick system?

Good. Now let me baby your kid.

Kanji is a FAGGOT

>2017
>Niggas are still mad that dudes fuck other dudes

l m a o

EAT THIS ROCK

I love Anne and I wish I would die in a terrible accident

Sis, what's a handjob?

All the boys at school are asking for one, I think it's a slang for giving someone a hand?

perhaps some literature would help convince you to make the right choice

>2014+3
>still thinking Kanji fucks dudes
Nothing wrong with that, but his problem is much more complex

I'll show you!
I'll even give you some hands on practice.

>name is Marie
>pronounced as Mary in Ultimax

What if I knew that but like thinking he does anyway? What if I like the idea staring at his smooth, muscular bald ass as he thrusts violently back and forth into Yosuke?

>Newspaper-chan will never be a slink

That's just fucking wrong. He should be pounding Teddie's ass instead.

Nothing wrong with that, but you can't go calling him as if it's fact.

Happy birthday, pancake boy!

Think about how Ann would feel if you were to die in an accident. All the grief it would cause her. Why would you want to do that to her?

>tfw you will never teach Marie how to make love

I want to be Kokoro's mommy!

She needs to be spanked!

After romance route rank 10, the headline the following week reads
>"A PHANTOM THIEF FUCKED MY DAMN BRAINS OUT AND IT WAS MAD HYPE"

Watch me.

Siisss, can you please buy me a new bong after the exams? I'll be in the top ten of my year, I promise!!
Please sis??

Get the fuck out of my house you little shit

Down, bitch

>>Niggas are still mad that dudes fuck other dudes
I'll never understand this.

Actually, I'll never understand why anyone cares who someone else consensually fucks as long as it's not the person they themselves are fucking as well.

You can have Akechi, but for a certain price. How about 8000 yen for the first night? He'll do whatever you want, he's dumb like that.

What are the chances of them fleshing out Shido's character in Crimson?

NO, I WANNA WATCH THAT BIG BOY DICK AND/OR GET DICKED. I might even write about it.

Namatame got fleshed out so the answer is "maybe" but man I really don't want P5 to be wordier

Zero. They gave Adachi a social link in Golden but it didn't actually flesh him out.

I recommend getting dicked. It's more amusing that way

Not at all. He's a rotten adult meant to be the most despicable adult ingame, if not Persona history. There's nothing that can redeem him or justify his actions.

The closest thing to a 'gray' villain was Madarame.

If you're that horny go diddle yourself (regardless of gender) and then post. One should never make decisions while sexually aroused.

Do I need to complete all momentos quests to max Moon Confidant? I'm level 9 with Mishima for awhile now but I'm still waitin on that nigga's text for like a whole month now.

And Kamoshida

Shiho has a kind gentle and caring soul and should be given a second chance in the next installment of the game so we can learn more of her background. She treated jorker with kindness while everyone eles around him at school treated him like shit, and talked and became close friends with ann while everyone else avoid or ignored her

I dont care what anyone say, Shiho will always be number 1 in my eyes!

>despicable adult ingame
How are you?

But he has no character other than being the big bad.

Kamoshida was a better villain then him by miles

I'm constantly aroused. But also clearheaded enough to write and post. I am and I'm not, it's like Schrödinger's genitals.

On it.

Not that user but I'm gonna go diddle myself. 'Cause I'm worth it!

I bet being molested/raped turns her into a lesbian. It's not uncommon. She won't be able to even look at a penis again without being triggered.

Kamoshida is hardly gray, there's nothing remotely sympathetic about his reason for doing what he did at all.

Whereas Madarame atleast adopted Yusuke and genuinely cared about him in some way.

Everyone else is simply too one-dimensional, but they have to be in order for the narrative to work.

>On it.
Plz post it once you finish. I need it for... scientific reasons.

>Constantly aroused
>Clearheaded
Choose one and only one.

>Joker literally says that the student council president of Shujin helped him
>after Casino Sae asked him if Makoto helped him in his phantom thievery
>"No."

That's the spirit!

You know I will, whether anyone wants it or not.

Crimson when, I want a tsundere cuddlebunny

Student Council Presidents are the best!

This is a good way to get sent back home.

I'd hate to cuck my friends but it was still hot if I pretended to hate Ryuji.

Sis, someone online told me they wanted to 'eat the fuck out of my pussy'. Is this Shakespearean? What does it mean?

It wasn't Joker's fault that he couldn't focus.

Also, I might write something based on that. Should I?

You disgust me, you filthy slut. You're sleeping on the balcony tonight.