/lolg/ - League of Legends General

old eyosongive.us

stupid sexy rat edition

Most. Alpha. Champ

xth for scaling

4th for Lulu x Veigar OTP 4eva

Poo champs

spoiler you should by now know how to spoiler spoiler
haha get it

You should know by now what I'm this image + spoiler tags mean.

Get fucked, shitters.

Why aren't you playing doom bots

This is my husband, Kled the cantankerous cavalier!
Say something nice about him or your waifu will never love you.

Please stop talking before you embarrass yourself.
I almost feel bad for kids like you, either a lanky fag or a fat fag... Will never be cute and you always get out-alpha'd.

Reminder: Cute couple = perfect couple.

May I fuck your waifu?

dude
girls
lmao
why are you guys obssessed with girls tho
some are not even cute

I want you and our waifu to cumswap with my man juice

Every team in the na lcs will have to have to pay a flat fee of 10 million dollars if they want a chance to be selected to play in 2018.
Will Rick Fox do it?
I wonder if we'll even see the bottom half of the teams after this.

so they're really gonna do that franchising faggotry?
wew

male yordles are better

asking again since the last thread hit limit

girls(female) of lolg who is the hottest league male?

so far I have one vote for graves and one for varus

no vladfag or kledfag

>short "men"

It's honestly better
Brings investment
I like it

>G5 +15 lp
>calling anyone a shitter

He's literally the worst champ in the game.

Results to the last poll. Hmmm.

Rengar

user

>tfw just discovered new Yorick
Holy shit this is the most fun I've had in a while. Hes like retard proof and pretty easy to dominate with at low elo. Any toplaners play him here and have some tips/build advice?

im satisfied with this

purefags actually pulled through and matched generic slutfags and thats a victory on its own

>tfw no adc gf

i want Jarvan to be my daddy

>Thinks manliness is a physical trait
You remind me of a neanderthal.
Let me guess, you are also stupid enough to think neanderthals > humans?

wow tell me what it feels to have no fucking taste in champions user

>One count leaves
>another one shows up
oh for fucks sake

I want to look exactly like Graves and get all the gfs!

I dont know what happened, I swear I'm not actually garbage at this game.

how much better would this general be if all the furfags and the autists that post the same thing every thread just died suddenly?

I fucking asked the FEMALES of lolg faggot

fuck off, im deducting a vote from graves for that fucker

it would be close to death
but it would be worth it

Only if you treat her like a lady.

cum swapping is an S grade tier fetish my man, you got it!

It would be dead. This general is the designated shitting street of Veeky Forums
It IS shitposts.

>less than 50% winrate
keep telling yourself that familia

It'd be dead.

Did you just get out of high school, or something?

>graves
>getting girls
all he ever gonna get are barafags and you know it

I dont mind either of these things.

I wanna fall asleep with you cuddleing me on one side and Ori on the other, maybe you can hold hands across my body

Why wouldn't I treat her like a lady?
i hope she does anal

It's that time again. Give me your best crack ships /lolg/

I was at 50% a few days ago ;_;

shen sivir
yorick kalista
heimerdinger orianna

What if I'm in the top several percentage of players statistically, post a lot of helpful advice, speculation about patch notes, esports enthusiasm when it's appropriate, I made a few guides, and comment on recent events,

But I also have a couple shitposts I customarily make every thread too?

What then user?

Post the pic of cass getting rammed behind a wall by someone else while Talon waits for her. Thats my ship

Kled/Donger is the best crack ship.
It has some cute art too.

if you post the exact same thing every thread you deserve to be executed, no exceptions

>Heimer top against melee

q>w>aa>e>ult if you need
or you can go pop w>while channeling use q>aa>e>ult

Alright anonymous, it's been a while since we've done this and I'm wondering if things are different. I'm gonna need a few things from you.
I'm going to need to know your:

Rank
Main
Server
Waifu
Season you started
Age
Sex (gender)
Country of residence
Profession or area of study
Top fetishes

This is scientific research and I read and ponder every response!

I think if its done for a very long time it can be charming, especially if its every thread and doesnt miss any

the last one who did this was that My star, her guardian lulufag but hes gone now, same with comfy bfs

none of these new shitposters have the autism to do that though

>Rank
gold 2
>Main
Quinn/Sejuani
>Server
EUW
>Waifu
Sejuani
>Season you started
3?
>Age
21
>Sex
Not right now
>Country
Arab colony of Germany
>Profession
Student
>Top Fetishes
impregnation

>xth for supports user hasn't posted it in like 2 years

>heimerdinger orianna
That sounds cute, actually.

>impregnation

oh wow dude, is your favorite drink coke and your favorite meal steak?

Plat III
Kled/Rumble
EUNE
Kled
2
20
Male
Poland
NEET
male shortstacks, cum inflation, abdominal bulges, extreme size difference

wew lad
no need to get rude
and no and no

When is Riot going to make Darius and Ekko less retard-proof so we can clear out Gold and Diamond of these losers?

what is cum inflation? like bubbles?

When someone cum so much in you your belly start to get bigger and rounder.

stomach inflation with loads of cum

Dr. Pepper and Pizza actually

Which champ(s) have never been good? They've never had a single moment in history where they were considered great and/or banworthy?

>retard proof
Quit making excuse because you're bad.

>Rank
S2, ARAM only player though
>Main
Lucian/Ezreal
>Server
OCE, no bully
>Waifu
Ahri
>Season you started
Season 3
>Age
19
>Sex (gender)
Male
>Country of residence
Australia
>Profession or area of study
Comp sci
>Top fetishes
Thighs, stockings, high socks

>dr pepper

oh no is it the generic normie drink now? I though they thought it tastes like cough medicine?

Filling someone up with so much cum that they look like something from charlie and the chocolate factory

>leblanc
>darius
>fizz
>yasuo
>brand
>ahri
>gragas
>caitlyn
>lulu
>kogmaw
>lucian
>ekko
>leesin
>ziggs
>teemo
>thresh
>renekton
>riven
>fiora
We need more than 10 bans.

idk about other places but i live in texas its popular here

Vel'Koz
he's always been good and balanced but never ban worthy.
Same with Kled

Lee Sin.

Broxah is a big guy

Faker always bans aatrox. be more like faker and stop whining.

>Silver II
>Anivia
>NA
>Janna
>2
>28
>Male (male)
>USA
>Poli Sci
>Hypnosis/MC, impregnation, maids

Wew

>Plat, soon to be Diamond
>Nautilus
>BR
>Don't have one
>Season 3
>21
>Male
>am in the process of moving to Japan for 2 years
>Baker, not much interested in going back to studying
>I don't really have fetishes

t-that's too much
i like cum inflation but not when it's TOO much.

I'm sorry.

>ekko
>not the freest elo in the game

top kek

>5'6
>Manlets getting gfs ever
Nice fantasy

Malzahar is extremely weak champ esp right now pls buff

that's literally my only cum inflation pic.
I thought it looks pretty tame

what site is this?

Sorry for what?

How do I use champion.gg? Like, I see the champ winrates and shit, but when I look at builds, it says they have like 30-40% winrates with the 50%+ winrates only having ~50 games played. I'm confused.

>malzahar was never considered great
>he can't remember about 3-5 months ago
Retarded.

its cause im too busy collecting my freelo as him right now desu. 80 ratios on qe and 150ish on his ult. am laughin

darius
best noxus, i want him to pump me full of his noxian baby batter every night

Darius is what every female wants.

> 1/0/16 Taric
> Be there for Dragons and 8 towers
I'm OK saying our Annie was the most relevant person on our team but I don't get what you need to do to get an S on support.

*draven

win quicker, get a few kills too

are there any Challenger players who stream but are incredibly unpopular due to being incredibly boring to wartch?

It seems to me that Challenger equates to free viewership. You can be the least interesting person in the world and still have thousands of people watching you. Like Meteos

Every pro player ever

kills and cs matter
take ignite, get a banner of command and promote the cannon minions of sidelanes whenever you can
with ruby sightstone the boc active lose 20 seconds so you can send even more promoted minions