Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

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>ERP legalization vote today, remember to vote
>Hand teleporter now lets ZAS through it
>Trialmins Day Out

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/UMEUxOEdiEo
strawpoll.me/13095889
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for CRACK THE ACK

>rereading IT in preperation for new movie
>been binge playing SS13 a lot recently
>dream I'm wiring the solars
>come in through the airlock and start configuring the console
>look up and out the window into space only to see a clown standing on the catwalk
>hear a honk over the radio followed by "We all float out here"
>panic and run into maint
>run right into the clown holding a nanotrasen balloon
>he's standing next to an O2 closet that is leaking copious amounts of blood
>"Want a balloon, georgie boy? HONK"
>turn around and run down the dimly lit maintenance corridor
>hear the squeak of clown shoes getting louder and louder
>so loud now it starts to sound like an alarm
>hit a banana pee and I jump out of my skin as I start to fall
>sit bolt upright to the sound of my alarm clock going off
>drenched in sweat, shivering, out of breath

Honk

>tfw the wizard appears out of nowhere and steals your ass
>youtu.be/UMEUxOEdiEo

Oh my fucking god guys.

This brings back memories. I haven't played in years.

Does anyone remember me? I was Dexter Tabris and I built bombs that rocked the station.

I am glad that the game is still up and running, I became a sociopath thanks to this game

lel

Valkyrie is 10x the player Mugumbe is though, in my opinion.

t. Valkyrie

she may be a waifu, but I'd trust her to give a good class on robo

>grown men playing girls are offended when people call them faggots

fuck off mugumbe, nobody likes you

>her

h o n k

I'm going to become a beekeeper because of this game.

Rin is bae

>crotch rot rin
>bae

Mod here. We're going to implement new bannable offenses to our rules. Reply to this post with anything that should be banworthy and we'll put it in if you get dubs.

Well, the trips confirm it

General Faggotry - should be self explanatory

Being a waifu

I became a hospital janitor after playing this game, we have MULEbots (autonomous load bearing vehicles), PDAs, ID cards with door access settings and a security force

I'm genuinely enjoying myself and my job reminds me of space every day

Thats funny. I was a janitor when i started playing this game. One of the buildings I cleaned was a hematology oncology medical building. I only cleaned with my crew at night though, i can imagine it's different for a hospital that's running constantly. I always got a kick out of playing as a janitor. I enjoyed myself a lot too, I was a Building Service Contractor so i cleaned at a lot of different places and also cleaned carpets, and stripped and refinished VCT flooring with wax. That was my favorite part of the job and i actually started thinking about ways you could add things like that to SS13 but I never got that far and i think it would be purely cosmetic.

Pathology is the most expensive area I feel like I've ever been in, there are so many mysterious machines in that place

Did you ever get to see the monkies

ban rin

Do you guys use one microfiber mop head per room? Can you tell me what your routine/schedule looks like? I want to feel nostalgia for my old job tell me more. I didn't work during the day/during work hours very often

I bet. The two hematology buildings we cleaned had some crazy machines too.

i like mugumbe
also, hi valkyrie

one microfibre cloth and microfibre mop head per room, red for bathrooms, blue for general, green for kitchens, yellow for isolation, white for operating theatres

I'm still pretty new and I'm usually assigned to regular patient rooms, but often I'm dealing with intermediate isolation rooms and nights I do offices and clinical areas

Nice. Microfiber is pretty cool. I switched my company to using microfiber when i joined, hyping up it's merits.

but how many times do you find corpses in the lockers?

Not my job to count, I just clean up any excess blood if the body's still leaking

>spawn as borgo
>choose peace keeper
>clown law 2's me to arrest Valkyrie
>arrest Valkyrie as she cries like a slut
>take her to the theatre back room
>the clown begins to undress her a lightly honking Valkyries tender breasts
>He then removes her bra freeing the double d sized beauties
>Pinging furiously

being an insufferable waifufaggot

>be cult
>subvert ai
>RD almost finds out but ai deals with him excellently
>see sec heading to roid
>try to make a com rune to alert any cult thats on the roid
>game freezes in the middle of drawing rune
>hear doors open around me
>hear tazer and :s CULT
>give up on living

t. mugumbe

Cese your faggotry imediately

>tfw you insult a dark elder god
Feels good man.

Now make it full length and put it in the library

>join round 50 minutes in
>NARSIE HAS RISEN
I don't know what I was expecting.

>check how many cultists we have
>9
>quickly murder and juggernaut the IAA in the summoning room
>somehow we managed to get 9 people to fucking xenobio maint when there were 10 cultists
>mfw

>kolton bullies me yet again
I just wanted to setup a shard

...

YOU'RE MINCEMEAT

>be AI
>get one humaned
>assume one human is a standard tator tot
>only orders are to play it normal and not harm kolton hunt or johnny archibald

>RD wants to come in and check laws
>walks in, turn off comms, stun, laser, kill
>then it happens again with the HOS
>then the CMO

>one human an heros
>go out of my way to make sure both kolton hunt or johnny archibald are safe before I begin the day of the rope

>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN

>mfw

>literal ERP rape
>likely ignoring valkyrie's "let me go" law 2 appealing
>maybe she didn't even try to do so and went with it

I just don't know anymore. The server has become pure shit.

not really

wait did you not know we were cultists the entire round

Please don't.

I left that round early because of a major fight with my step-dad, what actually happened?

None of the above were me, just got here.

Is there any job more comfy than Bartender?

Literaly logdive and post logs as to how he disobeyed a law 2 to release her and get him banned for it.

i didnt tell the ai there was cult because i was worried if it got changed to a diffrent lawset or if it felt like bending its laws it would alert sec to the cult

it's a fake story genius
cult summoned narnar. you sat at the kitchen table the entire round until nar'sie came and ate you

>mfw this was a shitpost story I typed
>mfw you fell for the bait

Librarian but Bartender is an equally good choice, especially if you're a friendly guy

Virologist, easy

>Being a nigger
>not playing human only
>playing a grey
>playing skeleton
>playing a vox
>being a waifu
>being a faggot
>being gay
>being xevonix
>being crotch rot Rin
>liking anime
>liking Valkyrie
>being Joanna slurp

Chef

Comfy food making without having to deal with the autists directly

What's wrong with Joanna?

>Veeky Forumsstation - Players: 0

What did he mean by this

>doing what you want.

Failing to obey Rin's orders
Attempting to robust Rin
Ahelping about anything Rin does

Pretty new player here, what's a good/fun job to do after assistant and cargo get boring?

Rape the captain with erp

Mugumbe is the next plaugewalker

security officer

science or chef

Did you try Shaft Miner?

There's also Roboticist and Janitor

Safeguard Clown. Individuals that threaten Clown are not human and are a threat to humans.

I'm pretty new, played a few games now on a few servers. Kinda sorta getting the hang of it.

I've tried to join the vg station a couple times, but every time I do the 'New player' screen loads up but none of the buttons work. They work on other servers, but not the vg one. I've waited quite a while for 'things to load' but they've never been clickable. Other servers seem to work fine. Am I doing something wrong?

Submarine sandwich when?

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUCKING CHEESE ANSWER ME

Sounds too stressful/difficult for me
I'll try out all of these. Thanks!

Because I like cheese?

every time you post as 2hotdogs a janitor, moderator, and administrator has a small heart attack and comes closer to death

Here is the ERP vote as promised, we will be sending the vote to a server poll depending on the outcome of this.

strawpoll.me/13095889

If this ends in tragedy, I blame it on shitposters.

pomf will veto it no matter what

>mfw we're out of the gate

I found out there were cultists late in the round,

I found out your a faggot and must be purged.

.t Sawbones

PRO TIPS:
* Kicking vending machines can give you free candy
* Multitools are rare, but wirecutters can still hack things
* Crowbars can break windows
* You can just kill people and take their things

> Kicking vending machines can give you free candy
Wait what

>Someone threatens to delete everyone's appearance information with a hack they discovered a few days ago
>Everyone tells him to do it
>Log in today, everyone is random

Butterdogs when?

>wizard casts binds object on the singularity

Wow, that was a shit AI

You're not sawbones.

THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS

AND THE SINGULARITY, TO BOOT.

Wow, that was a great AI

no one cares about what you think, valkyrie

Yeah, sawbones is mentally retarded, he can't type that well.

Wow, that was an AI

Wow, that was an okay AI

Wow, that was a mediocre AI

Wow

I wasn't even in that round, bugger off.

>randomname/appearance
>decide to greytide it up because nobody will know
>nobody even cares about my petty crimes because too busy with wizards
I GUESS

Wow, AI

Wo

is there any way to make plastic as a botanist for the mechanic or do I just leave the plasteelium on the table for him to fuck off with?

AI